Post by Hollywood on Apr 28, 2010 17:41:52 GMT -6
An explanation is in order as this past Saturday, Matt Margera made his first appearance in SNW since being thrown off a scaffold at WrestleStock II by Jack Clinton. What's worth noting was that he seemingly aligned himself with Tyler Guevara and Andy Lionheart in their fight against Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly until Versus Vince ran down to the ring and chased everyone out with a steel chair.
So what does Matt Margera have to say about all of this? We shall find out as he is walking through San Antonio of all places, and stops out in front of the Alamo, ignoring the tourists that are milling about smartly.
MATT MARGERA
Everybody's been asking why I joined forces with Tyler Guevara and Andy Lionheart this past Saturday night, attacking Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly, the Switch Stallions. What they don't realize is that they're misinformed. I didn't join forces with Tyler and Andy. They joined forces with me. They realized that their way in this perfect world was through Matt Margera. So they called my name, and I heard their cries. Both of them expressed contempt for the way they've been treated by management of Sports Nutz Wrestling. And both of them have expressed contempt for the way the people who run the United States of America bully others around. I sympathize with their grievances, and have saved them, bringing them into the Perfect World.
You see, in the Perfect World, we forgive and forget for those who are wanting redemption. However, those that scorn the Perfect World are the ones that feel our wrath, such as the entire Versus Violation. Versus Vince, you have raised our ire on more than one occasion, and you must be punished. However, that will wait. This coming Saturday night on Guys Night Out, I have requested a handicap match pitting the Switch Stallions against myself. Why put myself in such a precarious position, you ask? For starters, I want Versus Vince to be 100% at 4 Up so that Guevara and Lionheart can tear him apart in front of a PPV audience. And it's not like I'll be all by myself for that match. After all, my lovely life, the first lady of the Perfect World, will be at ringside. Seth and Kijar, you two were perfectly safe until you decided to come here to SNW to meddle in our affairs. Your blood will be on the hand of your dear friend, Versus Vince.
Now another question that needs answering... What am I doing here in San Antonio? Well 4 Up will be in San Antonio, but that's not necessarily the reason for me being here. In case any of you have been living under a rock, San Antonio has been the home to modern day Pharisees who have been calling for a Dallas radio outlet to crucify a man who made a mistake that he has been truly remorseful for and has been looking for his own redemption. The dirty and filthy vermin that infests this city has gotten their wish, as one Mike Bacsik was fired from his job as radio producer at Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket, all over some unfortunate comments posted on Twitter while intoxicated. However, unlike professional athletes who try to cover for their actions and are hailed as heroes, Bacsik owned up to what he had done. However, he has been crucified to pacify a mob of sinners who have done far worse than what he's done. Mike, if you happen to catch this, we in the Perfect World would like to welcome you with open arms. Unlike Versus Vince, Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly, there is hope for you. With the Perfect World, you can find the redemption you are seeking out. You're way in this world is through me, Mr. Bacsik. In fact, in order for you to receive the ultimate in redemption, Tyler Guevara, Andy Lionheart, Wench and I all want you to come down to 4 Up at the Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas. We'll be here, Mike. Hopefully, you will too.
So what does Matt Margera have to say about all of this? We shall find out as he is walking through San Antonio of all places, and stops out in front of the Alamo, ignoring the tourists that are milling about smartly.
MATT MARGERA
Everybody's been asking why I joined forces with Tyler Guevara and Andy Lionheart this past Saturday night, attacking Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly, the Switch Stallions. What they don't realize is that they're misinformed. I didn't join forces with Tyler and Andy. They joined forces with me. They realized that their way in this perfect world was through Matt Margera. So they called my name, and I heard their cries. Both of them expressed contempt for the way they've been treated by management of Sports Nutz Wrestling. And both of them have expressed contempt for the way the people who run the United States of America bully others around. I sympathize with their grievances, and have saved them, bringing them into the Perfect World.
You see, in the Perfect World, we forgive and forget for those who are wanting redemption. However, those that scorn the Perfect World are the ones that feel our wrath, such as the entire Versus Violation. Versus Vince, you have raised our ire on more than one occasion, and you must be punished. However, that will wait. This coming Saturday night on Guys Night Out, I have requested a handicap match pitting the Switch Stallions against myself. Why put myself in such a precarious position, you ask? For starters, I want Versus Vince to be 100% at 4 Up so that Guevara and Lionheart can tear him apart in front of a PPV audience. And it's not like I'll be all by myself for that match. After all, my lovely life, the first lady of the Perfect World, will be at ringside. Seth and Kijar, you two were perfectly safe until you decided to come here to SNW to meddle in our affairs. Your blood will be on the hand of your dear friend, Versus Vince.
Now another question that needs answering... What am I doing here in San Antonio? Well 4 Up will be in San Antonio, but that's not necessarily the reason for me being here. In case any of you have been living under a rock, San Antonio has been the home to modern day Pharisees who have been calling for a Dallas radio outlet to crucify a man who made a mistake that he has been truly remorseful for and has been looking for his own redemption. The dirty and filthy vermin that infests this city has gotten their wish, as one Mike Bacsik was fired from his job as radio producer at Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket, all over some unfortunate comments posted on Twitter while intoxicated. However, unlike professional athletes who try to cover for their actions and are hailed as heroes, Bacsik owned up to what he had done. However, he has been crucified to pacify a mob of sinners who have done far worse than what he's done. Mike, if you happen to catch this, we in the Perfect World would like to welcome you with open arms. Unlike Versus Vince, Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly, there is hope for you. With the Perfect World, you can find the redemption you are seeking out. You're way in this world is through me, Mr. Bacsik. In fact, in order for you to receive the ultimate in redemption, Tyler Guevara, Andy Lionheart, Wench and I all want you to come down to 4 Up at the Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas. We'll be here, Mike. Hopefully, you will too.
