Post by Bubba JD on Apr 28, 2010 20:26:40 GMT -6
Scene opens up at of Hector International Airport, in Fargo, ND. Gambler & Mike Hanson are waiting for their flight to Texas. Hanson is looking like he's half crocked.
Gambler
You know dude, that was taking things a bit too far, even for you. All you had to do was cut a simple promo on the fruit booties your facing, put Adriana over a little bit, then move on. Didn't need to go on some woman hating tirade.
Sh*t, you weren't hired to do woman hating. This sure as hell ain't no Good Housekeeping match, either.
Mike Hanson curses at Gambler, much of what he says is bleeped.
Gambler
I don't care what kind of redneck stuff you do, on your own time. When you're working, you still have to show some civility.
Mike Hanson
Damned woman should be making me a sammich. Should be in a kitchen, barefoot & pregnant, not getting her rocks off by rolling around in a ring with men.
Gambler
Moron.....women don't have rocks.
Mike Hanson
It's a figure of speech.
Hanson mutters a bunch of curses, as Gambler's cell rings.
Gambler
Hello? Yeah, he's here. I'll put it on speaker!
Mike Hanson
Geez.....(more cursing)
Adriana Samu
Hanson, you redneck piece of garbage.....
Mike Hanson
Aren't you supposed to be making some food for your man?
Adriana Samu
I don't know what kind of backwoods, redneck, in-breeding bulls**t you do on your own time, but you sure as hell better show me more respect then this.
Mike Hanson
Or what? You gonna kick my ass or something?
Adriana Samu
You'd be too damned drunk to learn anything. I can torture you far worse by other means, ass****!
Gambler
Mike, do yourself a favor & apologize. Trust me, I've seen what she can do to people who piss her off. Who do you think got the mobsters off my backside?
Mike Hanson
The feds!
Gambler
Who do you think gave them the tips they needed, to fix that problem?
Mike Hanson
(grudgingly) Fine, Dria....*Mike mutters something to the point of being incoherent.*
Gambler looks at Hanson with a ticked off look!
Mike Hanson
Nah, this ain't worth it. Besides, our flight's boarding.
Gambler
Dria, I'll have to get in touch with you later. I'll get an apology out of this redneck, yet.
Adriana Samu
Maybe the jackass should make me supper, after he's done apologizing.
Gambler tries to restrain himself from laughing as Hanson shoots an evil look! Scene fades out, as Hanson goes on another curse filled tirade.
Gambler
You know dude, that was taking things a bit too far, even for you. All you had to do was cut a simple promo on the fruit booties your facing, put Adriana over a little bit, then move on. Didn't need to go on some woman hating tirade.
Sh*t, you weren't hired to do woman hating. This sure as hell ain't no Good Housekeeping match, either.
Mike Hanson curses at Gambler, much of what he says is bleeped.
Gambler
I don't care what kind of redneck stuff you do, on your own time. When you're working, you still have to show some civility.
Mike Hanson
Damned woman should be making me a sammich. Should be in a kitchen, barefoot & pregnant, not getting her rocks off by rolling around in a ring with men.
Gambler
Moron.....women don't have rocks.
Mike Hanson
It's a figure of speech.
Hanson mutters a bunch of curses, as Gambler's cell rings.
Gambler
Hello? Yeah, he's here. I'll put it on speaker!
Mike Hanson
Geez.....(more cursing)
Adriana Samu
Hanson, you redneck piece of garbage.....
Mike Hanson
Aren't you supposed to be making some food for your man?
Adriana Samu
I don't know what kind of backwoods, redneck, in-breeding bulls**t you do on your own time, but you sure as hell better show me more respect then this.
Mike Hanson
Or what? You gonna kick my ass or something?
Adriana Samu
You'd be too damned drunk to learn anything. I can torture you far worse by other means, ass****!
Gambler
Mike, do yourself a favor & apologize. Trust me, I've seen what she can do to people who piss her off. Who do you think got the mobsters off my backside?
Mike Hanson
The feds!
Gambler
Who do you think gave them the tips they needed, to fix that problem?
Mike Hanson
(grudgingly) Fine, Dria....*Mike mutters something to the point of being incoherent.*
Gambler looks at Hanson with a ticked off look!
Mike Hanson
Nah, this ain't worth it. Besides, our flight's boarding.
Gambler
Dria, I'll have to get in touch with you later. I'll get an apology out of this redneck, yet.
Adriana Samu
Maybe the jackass should make me supper, after he's done apologizing.
Gambler tries to restrain himself from laughing as Hanson shoots an evil look! Scene fades out, as Hanson goes on another curse filled tirade.
