Post by Reaper on Apr 29, 2010 21:41:55 GMT -6
The shot opens to a pest control man being talked to by Cyanide and he pays him some cash and then the guy takes off in his truck. Cyanide looks down, rubs his head and then shakes it looking irritated and upset. He waves the cameraman over and starts to talk.
Ya know, Reaper and I had this whole thing about how we were going to use this pest control guy to talk about how rats are pesky and unpredictable and how they just never know when to give up... but after waiting two straight weeks for you to even LOOK like you're trying to make an impact I've all but given up hope for you and your partner. Not only have we been nice enough to give you all the time in the world to speak you piece, but we haven't even tried to put you out of action. But its really irritating, the Alley Ratz USED to be one of the premier teams here in SNW, and ever since you guys lost the tag belts a year ago, you've been one of the biggest hit and miss acts we have around here. One week its all amazing, the next garbage. It really amazes me how you guys even got to be the number one contenders in the first place. Must of came on one of your lucky weeks, because from what we've seen since then... you don't even deserve to be in the same building as us, let alone the same ring and match.
Now Twitch, last week Eddy found out that we aren't people to be messed with. This week, you get to see that all of the teachings in the orient and the fact that me and my cousin are worldy acclaimed means that the Alley Ratz don't stand a chance. But please, feel free to attempt to amaze me in our match this week, Twitch. The thing is, we could have been having a nice good respectful couple of matches going on, but it seems no matter how nice we are, how much we just let you guys slide, you disrespect us at every turn. Its a bunch of crap, Ratz. You seem to think this is some big joke.. some humongous fun time moment... ITS NOT! This is some serious shit, we are playing to win and we aren't going to let up until we achieve ultimate victory.
This week is merely round two... and I gotta say, you two aren't going into this thing with a full head of steam. As a matter of fact, it almost looks like you guys are about to implode simply due to the fact that well... you're phoning it in. I sure as hell haven't seen your best yet, and I've gotta wonder if I'lll even get a chance to see it. I hope so.. that way you'll finally be able to put up a fight. I mean honestly, I can't believe this is the best you're trying to put out when you know goddamn well that we're the team to beat here in SNW. But you know what, my confidence level is now sky high, because I know everything I do, I'm doing the damn best I can do. We never half ass and we never just let things go. So I suggest that after I whip your ass, Twitch, that you pull your head out of there and get your shit together before 4 Up. Because there, I can assure you that there will be absolutely no mercy from us... so good luck punk. You're gonna need it.
Cyanide turns away from the camera and walks off as the camera man follows him and then we slowly fade to black.
Ya know, Reaper and I had this whole thing about how we were going to use this pest control guy to talk about how rats are pesky and unpredictable and how they just never know when to give up... but after waiting two straight weeks for you to even LOOK like you're trying to make an impact I've all but given up hope for you and your partner. Not only have we been nice enough to give you all the time in the world to speak you piece, but we haven't even tried to put you out of action. But its really irritating, the Alley Ratz USED to be one of the premier teams here in SNW, and ever since you guys lost the tag belts a year ago, you've been one of the biggest hit and miss acts we have around here. One week its all amazing, the next garbage. It really amazes me how you guys even got to be the number one contenders in the first place. Must of came on one of your lucky weeks, because from what we've seen since then... you don't even deserve to be in the same building as us, let alone the same ring and match.
Now Twitch, last week Eddy found out that we aren't people to be messed with. This week, you get to see that all of the teachings in the orient and the fact that me and my cousin are worldy acclaimed means that the Alley Ratz don't stand a chance. But please, feel free to attempt to amaze me in our match this week, Twitch. The thing is, we could have been having a nice good respectful couple of matches going on, but it seems no matter how nice we are, how much we just let you guys slide, you disrespect us at every turn. Its a bunch of crap, Ratz. You seem to think this is some big joke.. some humongous fun time moment... ITS NOT! This is some serious shit, we are playing to win and we aren't going to let up until we achieve ultimate victory.
This week is merely round two... and I gotta say, you two aren't going into this thing with a full head of steam. As a matter of fact, it almost looks like you guys are about to implode simply due to the fact that well... you're phoning it in. I sure as hell haven't seen your best yet, and I've gotta wonder if I'lll even get a chance to see it. I hope so.. that way you'll finally be able to put up a fight. I mean honestly, I can't believe this is the best you're trying to put out when you know goddamn well that we're the team to beat here in SNW. But you know what, my confidence level is now sky high, because I know everything I do, I'm doing the damn best I can do. We never half ass and we never just let things go. So I suggest that after I whip your ass, Twitch, that you pull your head out of there and get your shit together before 4 Up. Because there, I can assure you that there will be absolutely no mercy from us... so good luck punk. You're gonna need it.
Cyanide turns away from the camera and walks off as the camera man follows him and then we slowly fade to black.
