Post by SiMox on May 3, 2010 20:31:12 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the sound of music thumping in the background as we see the image of Johnny Moxie clad in a suit, sitting at a table with a wide grin on his face.
Johnny: Well, folks, I hate to say it……but I told you so. Two weeks ago on a special edition of Onslaught, I made my return to this company. I came back to SNW TV and not only was it one of the highest rated SNW broadcasts in a while from what I hear, but I went down to that ring, I put on a show and I kicked some ass just like I said I would. You know, most people sit in front of a camera and talk crap in this business and fail to back it up. Hell, most fail in everything at life.
He shakes his head and looks down at a martini on the table in front of him.
Johnny: Well I’m not one of them. If you hear it roll off of my tongue, it’s as good as the gospel truth. And I told everyone within ear shot that my tag team partner and I would beat Y Kores and what did we do? We beat them. Now, I get to look forward to move on to bigger and better things, but unfortunately, I have to deal with Y Kores again. But this time, it’s as tag team partners.
He smirks and shrugs a shoulder.
Johnny: Hey, I’m no stranger to being in the middle of three women and hell, I kind of like it. It’s too bad that well, you aren’t up to snuff with me talent wise, Petrina, Rory and Adriana. I mean, some people may even say that after the effort you’ve been putting in the last few weeks that maybe I’ll end up carrying this team and hell, that may be the case. After all, I beat you just weeks ago and now I have to team with you. That much is a fact.
He shakes his head.
Johnny: But have no fear because whether you three actually decide to chip something useful into this match or not, Johnny Moxie is here to save the day. The one man revolution of professional wrestling, the evolution of revolution himself is here to pick up the slack and hey……
He smirks and nods toward the camera.
Johnny: You three girls can even shoot one or more of your phone numbers my way for my troubles here, hell I’ll take it. Maybe after you see me In-Mox-Icate the competition in this match, you’ll want a little bit of In-Moxi-Ication yourselves! Of course……
He rolls his eyes.
Johnny: There’s the competition. Four fat, overweight, talentless pieces of garbage that couldn’t even lace up MY boots, mainly because I don’t think that even if they put all of their heads together, they’d have a high enough IQ to figure out how! Of course, I’m talking about The Destruction Crew. And in a sense, I suppose this is some kind of preview for your guys’ little buffet debacle isn’t it? I mean, Vader, Kong and Mauler are in it. Petrina and Rory are in it. Hell, I’m in it. This is some kind of preview right?
He shakes his head and then takes a drink from his martini.
Johnny: Well, it kind of is, I suppose that’s right. Because I’m going to hit that ring at Onslaught, I’m going to hit all four of you fat bastards with all I have and not one of you will be left standing when I’m done. Hanson, Kong, Vader, Mauler, NONE of you quite measure up to me in any way shape or form and it don’t matter if Y Kores are on the same page with me or not. I’m Johnny Moxie, I’m here to put on a high risk air show for all of the fans, I’m here to excite them because in all honesty, they don’t get it from any of you and come Onslaught I may not be the Domino's guy bringing you four pieces of trash some more food to kill yourselves with……
He snickers and holds up his martini, as if in a sort of salute.
Johnny: But I WILL deliver!
Johnny: Well, folks, I hate to say it……but I told you so. Two weeks ago on a special edition of Onslaught, I made my return to this company. I came back to SNW TV and not only was it one of the highest rated SNW broadcasts in a while from what I hear, but I went down to that ring, I put on a show and I kicked some ass just like I said I would. You know, most people sit in front of a camera and talk crap in this business and fail to back it up. Hell, most fail in everything at life.
He shakes his head and looks down at a martini on the table in front of him.
Johnny: Well I’m not one of them. If you hear it roll off of my tongue, it’s as good as the gospel truth. And I told everyone within ear shot that my tag team partner and I would beat Y Kores and what did we do? We beat them. Now, I get to look forward to move on to bigger and better things, but unfortunately, I have to deal with Y Kores again. But this time, it’s as tag team partners.
He smirks and shrugs a shoulder.
Johnny: Hey, I’m no stranger to being in the middle of three women and hell, I kind of like it. It’s too bad that well, you aren’t up to snuff with me talent wise, Petrina, Rory and Adriana. I mean, some people may even say that after the effort you’ve been putting in the last few weeks that maybe I’ll end up carrying this team and hell, that may be the case. After all, I beat you just weeks ago and now I have to team with you. That much is a fact.
He shakes his head.
Johnny: But have no fear because whether you three actually decide to chip something useful into this match or not, Johnny Moxie is here to save the day. The one man revolution of professional wrestling, the evolution of revolution himself is here to pick up the slack and hey……
He smirks and nods toward the camera.
Johnny: You three girls can even shoot one or more of your phone numbers my way for my troubles here, hell I’ll take it. Maybe after you see me In-Mox-Icate the competition in this match, you’ll want a little bit of In-Moxi-Ication yourselves! Of course……
He rolls his eyes.
Johnny: There’s the competition. Four fat, overweight, talentless pieces of garbage that couldn’t even lace up MY boots, mainly because I don’t think that even if they put all of their heads together, they’d have a high enough IQ to figure out how! Of course, I’m talking about The Destruction Crew. And in a sense, I suppose this is some kind of preview for your guys’ little buffet debacle isn’t it? I mean, Vader, Kong and Mauler are in it. Petrina and Rory are in it. Hell, I’m in it. This is some kind of preview right?
He shakes his head and then takes a drink from his martini.
Johnny: Well, it kind of is, I suppose that’s right. Because I’m going to hit that ring at Onslaught, I’m going to hit all four of you fat bastards with all I have and not one of you will be left standing when I’m done. Hanson, Kong, Vader, Mauler, NONE of you quite measure up to me in any way shape or form and it don’t matter if Y Kores are on the same page with me or not. I’m Johnny Moxie, I’m here to put on a high risk air show for all of the fans, I’m here to excite them because in all honesty, they don’t get it from any of you and come Onslaught I may not be the Domino's guy bringing you four pieces of trash some more food to kill yourselves with……
He snickers and holds up his martini, as if in a sort of salute.
Johnny: But I WILL deliver!
