Post by Jillie on May 4, 2010 21:46:57 GMT -6
Scene opens in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner. A bespectacled young woman is standing by, mic in hand. She seems overly excited.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Missy Thomas. I recently won a contest on www.ykores.ca allowing me the opportunity to interview my favourite SNW stable, Y Kores, for the upcoming edition of Saturday Night Onslaught.
Missy gestures to “Everyone’s Favourite Lady” Adriana Samu, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, and “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, who are standing with their manager, Xander Nova.
I am so privileged to be here, ladies. It’s a great honour!
The ladies all nod and mumble their thanks. None of the ladies seem to be their usual confident selves.
Uh…Ok. Adriana, let’s start with you. You got the win over the Alternative Lifestylers last week when you teamed up with The Destruction Crew’s Mike “Beastman” Hanson…
Oh, but Missy, that was only because Hanson graciously allowed me the victory. After all, he did all the work. That was so nice of him. He must have known that even though I have all this training and all this experience that I could NEVER have beaten a couple of men by myself, even if they ARE gay.
Missy looks perplexed.
Oh, and it was so nice of him to apologize, but he really didn’t have to. Look…
Adriana pulls something out from behind the other girls. It’s a sizeable plate with a large sub style sandwich on it, stuffed full with all the toppings and oozing with sauce.
I even made him a nice sandwich as a thank you!
Missy looks as if she’s not sure what to say, so she moves on.
Alright then. Petrina, this week the three of you will be teaming up with Johnny Moxie, who, with his partner, recently defeated you and Rory. What is your strategy for getting along with your former opponent this week, especially in light of his disparaging comments about you?
[matter-of-factly] There’s no strategy, really, Missy. Ye heard Moxie as well as I did. He’s man enough to beat all three o’ them blobs hi’self, so we’re just gonna stand back and let the man to the man’s work.
Missy stares at the ladies for a second. They all stare back as if there is nothing wrong.
Um…Rory…Let’s try Rory. What do you have to say about Moxie’s offer to “In-Mox-Icate” you three.?
Adriana timidly raises her hand.
I…uh…I don’t drink anymore…
[ignoring Adriana, speaking nervously] Vell, that is vhat ve are here for, isn’t it? I mean, isn’t that vhy vomen are hired in professional wrestlink? To…service the men… [to Petrina] Do you think The Destruction Crew is listenink to this? I vouldn’t vant to say anythink to incur their wrath…vhat if they come out and try to attack us? Vhat vill ve do!?
Don’ worry, love. Xander’s ‘ere to protect us.
Missy looks angry now and proceeds to throw a fit.
Alright. What the Hell is going on here? Where are the confident, self-assured, secure women that are usually standing here? You three are being pathetic! I don’t understand what the problem is! You’ve never been influenced so much by what “they” say! Just think of all those women and young girls out there who are trying to make it in this business and who look up to you! Or all the young girls that watch pro-wrestling that see you succeeding against the odds and think to themselves that if Y Kores can win against four behemoths surely I have the guts to achieve my own goals! And what about me!? I am your biggest fan because you usually stand for something, and here you are bowing to the chauvinist propaganda your opponents and detractors always throw at you!
Adriana, what do you mean Hanson so graciously did all the work? Don’t you mean he obviously didn’t let you in the ring because you would embarrass him with your superior skills? And yes, he didn’t need to apologize! And put that sandwich away!! Hanson can make his own damned sandwich!
And Petrina! “Let the man do the man’s work”!? For all the work you three have put in to being treated equally in the ring how can you say something like that? Moxie might be good, but he’s certainly not good enough to take on ALL FOUR Destruction Crew members on his own! SiMox couldn’t even beat you guys fair and square in the first place – he’s certainly not going to be able to take on all that bulk by himself! If I were Moxie, I would be happy to have three women with so much talent and experience, especially considering how many matches you have fought where you have a gross size disadvantage!
Rory…You surprise me the most! Women are hired to service the men? Are you kidding!? SNW hired you three because you are damned talented! They could have demanded you “change your look” and book you in pillow fights and bra-and-panties matches, but instead they think highly enough of you to put you in an 8 Person match against four giants and with a talented partner! And what IF Destruction Crew comes out here to attack you!? You three could easily outsmart and out-wrestle those four blobs, just like you will on Saturday! Even if, as Kong mentioned, Moxie abandons ship when he realizes just what he’s up against, you three ladies will give The Destruction Crew a run for their money for sure!
Snap out of it, ladies! Snap out of it!
Missy’s hair is now a mess and her glasses are crooked on her flushed face. She is breathing heavily and looking at Y Kores incredulously. She hadn’t noticed that during her tirade, the women started smirking and returning to their usual confident body language.
Petrina raises her beer to Missy before taking a silent swig. Rory and Xander share a chuckle. Adriana gently takes the mic out of Missy’s hand and puts a hand on her shoulder.
I couldn’t have said it better myself, kid.
Adriana winks at Missy.
Thanks for the interview. You did great.
Adriana gestures for the others to follow her, and Y Kores files off camera, all looking very amused. The scene ends with Missy, still disheveled, and now perplexed.
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Missy Thomas. I recently won a contest on www.ykores.ca allowing me the opportunity to interview my favourite SNW stable, Y Kores, for the upcoming edition of Saturday Night Onslaught.
Missy gestures to “Everyone’s Favourite Lady” Adriana Samu, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, and “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, who are standing with their manager, Xander Nova.
I am so privileged to be here, ladies. It’s a great honour!
The ladies all nod and mumble their thanks. None of the ladies seem to be their usual confident selves.
Uh…Ok. Adriana, let’s start with you. You got the win over the Alternative Lifestylers last week when you teamed up with The Destruction Crew’s Mike “Beastman” Hanson…
Oh, but Missy, that was only because Hanson graciously allowed me the victory. After all, he did all the work. That was so nice of him. He must have known that even though I have all this training and all this experience that I could NEVER have beaten a couple of men by myself, even if they ARE gay.
Missy looks perplexed.
Oh, and it was so nice of him to apologize, but he really didn’t have to. Look…
Adriana pulls something out from behind the other girls. It’s a sizeable plate with a large sub style sandwich on it, stuffed full with all the toppings and oozing with sauce.
I even made him a nice sandwich as a thank you!
Missy looks as if she’s not sure what to say, so she moves on.
Alright then. Petrina, this week the three of you will be teaming up with Johnny Moxie, who, with his partner, recently defeated you and Rory. What is your strategy for getting along with your former opponent this week, especially in light of his disparaging comments about you?
[matter-of-factly] There’s no strategy, really, Missy. Ye heard Moxie as well as I did. He’s man enough to beat all three o’ them blobs hi’self, so we’re just gonna stand back and let the man to the man’s work.
Missy stares at the ladies for a second. They all stare back as if there is nothing wrong.
Um…Rory…Let’s try Rory. What do you have to say about Moxie’s offer to “In-Mox-Icate” you three.?
Adriana timidly raises her hand.
I…uh…I don’t drink anymore…
[ignoring Adriana, speaking nervously] Vell, that is vhat ve are here for, isn’t it? I mean, isn’t that vhy vomen are hired in professional wrestlink? To…service the men… [to Petrina] Do you think The Destruction Crew is listenink to this? I vouldn’t vant to say anythink to incur their wrath…vhat if they come out and try to attack us? Vhat vill ve do!?
Don’ worry, love. Xander’s ‘ere to protect us.
Missy looks angry now and proceeds to throw a fit.
Alright. What the Hell is going on here? Where are the confident, self-assured, secure women that are usually standing here? You three are being pathetic! I don’t understand what the problem is! You’ve never been influenced so much by what “they” say! Just think of all those women and young girls out there who are trying to make it in this business and who look up to you! Or all the young girls that watch pro-wrestling that see you succeeding against the odds and think to themselves that if Y Kores can win against four behemoths surely I have the guts to achieve my own goals! And what about me!? I am your biggest fan because you usually stand for something, and here you are bowing to the chauvinist propaganda your opponents and detractors always throw at you!
Adriana, what do you mean Hanson so graciously did all the work? Don’t you mean he obviously didn’t let you in the ring because you would embarrass him with your superior skills? And yes, he didn’t need to apologize! And put that sandwich away!! Hanson can make his own damned sandwich!
And Petrina! “Let the man do the man’s work”!? For all the work you three have put in to being treated equally in the ring how can you say something like that? Moxie might be good, but he’s certainly not good enough to take on ALL FOUR Destruction Crew members on his own! SiMox couldn’t even beat you guys fair and square in the first place – he’s certainly not going to be able to take on all that bulk by himself! If I were Moxie, I would be happy to have three women with so much talent and experience, especially considering how many matches you have fought where you have a gross size disadvantage!
Rory…You surprise me the most! Women are hired to service the men? Are you kidding!? SNW hired you three because you are damned talented! They could have demanded you “change your look” and book you in pillow fights and bra-and-panties matches, but instead they think highly enough of you to put you in an 8 Person match against four giants and with a talented partner! And what IF Destruction Crew comes out here to attack you!? You three could easily outsmart and out-wrestle those four blobs, just like you will on Saturday! Even if, as Kong mentioned, Moxie abandons ship when he realizes just what he’s up against, you three ladies will give The Destruction Crew a run for their money for sure!
Snap out of it, ladies! Snap out of it!
Missy’s hair is now a mess and her glasses are crooked on her flushed face. She is breathing heavily and looking at Y Kores incredulously. She hadn’t noticed that during her tirade, the women started smirking and returning to their usual confident body language.
Petrina raises her beer to Missy before taking a silent swig. Rory and Xander share a chuckle. Adriana gently takes the mic out of Missy’s hand and puts a hand on her shoulder.
I couldn’t have said it better myself, kid.
Adriana winks at Missy.
Thanks for the interview. You did great.
Adriana gestures for the others to follow her, and Y Kores files off camera, all looking very amused. The scene ends with Missy, still disheveled, and now perplexed.
