Post by emokid on May 5, 2010 22:06:46 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara stands in front of a giant American Flag. He wears a "Kyuss" T-shirt, Black Shorts, Black Socks, and black converses with an anarchy symbol. A look of focus is on his face.
TYLER GUEVARA Coward's way out. So, that doesn't explain your matches? Vince, admit that IO beat you fair and square. I beat you. You just can't handle that I actually have friends in high places. Friends like Andy Lionheart, Matt Margera, and the Von Erich Memorial Champion Wench. That my friends sounds like a perfect world. I'll bet that you can't believe that anyone would follow my Ministry of Hate. I've had takers. This flag behind me represents wht you three are all about. You represent the scum of the earth. Crooked politicians, underacheiving teachers, punks, criminal activity. We represent the good in America. We represent all that is great and holy about this country. Thanks to Matt Margera, he made this country liveable, amongst people who are slovenly, and poor souls like yours.
Vince, and really the rest of your Versus "Violation," you don't take us seriously. That is a huge mistake. We are more of a threat than you can even imagine. Think about it this way. You are facing people that have won actual, professional wrestling championships. Ok, maybe I need to define what that means, because you three are mere yard tards. Actual championships do not come from the backyard. In fact, just because you set up a piece of wood, set it on fire, and smash yourself through it, that does not make you a pro. What makes you a pro is actual training. You see, I got in SNW after going to their school. I got my ass kicked. I trained, I sweat, and I bled for those practices. I earned my place here. You guys got in on a whim. Just by chance. You got in by luck.
Yeah, you beat me, but I also beat you. You mistake my victory for cowardice. I can't help what Andy Lionheart does. Did you know that there are no rules in a Steel Cage match. That should be proof enough that I beat you. But, no. In typical USA fashion, you whine, you moan, and you complain.
In a mocking voice
"Oh, Tyler Guevara cheated. He got help."
Normal Voice
You just wish you had the brains to think of that, and that is ruining America. you complain, because of my brilliant plan to actually win a match that had absolutely no rules. That eats at you everyday. Doesn't it. I can't help but rub it in. I am a smarter person than you are. You couldn't luck yourself out of this one. Well, now there's three of us. This week, I team up with the lovely, and beautiful Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench, and the the guy that smashed your face in, Andy Lionheart.
Freedom is just a fairytale, and you have learned that in the past. Maybe, I'm just a stickler, but I love the thought of watching you fail. Like America, Vince, you are nothing but a contradiction. Your little team that you have is nothing but a setback. Good luck, fellas. You're going to need it, because this is a perfect world, and your living on the outside.
Tyler Guevara flips off the flag, walks off, as the camera fades to black,
TYLER GUEVARA Coward's way out. So, that doesn't explain your matches? Vince, admit that IO beat you fair and square. I beat you. You just can't handle that I actually have friends in high places. Friends like Andy Lionheart, Matt Margera, and the Von Erich Memorial Champion Wench. That my friends sounds like a perfect world. I'll bet that you can't believe that anyone would follow my Ministry of Hate. I've had takers. This flag behind me represents wht you three are all about. You represent the scum of the earth. Crooked politicians, underacheiving teachers, punks, criminal activity. We represent the good in America. We represent all that is great and holy about this country. Thanks to Matt Margera, he made this country liveable, amongst people who are slovenly, and poor souls like yours.
Vince, and really the rest of your Versus "Violation," you don't take us seriously. That is a huge mistake. We are more of a threat than you can even imagine. Think about it this way. You are facing people that have won actual, professional wrestling championships. Ok, maybe I need to define what that means, because you three are mere yard tards. Actual championships do not come from the backyard. In fact, just because you set up a piece of wood, set it on fire, and smash yourself through it, that does not make you a pro. What makes you a pro is actual training. You see, I got in SNW after going to their school. I got my ass kicked. I trained, I sweat, and I bled for those practices. I earned my place here. You guys got in on a whim. Just by chance. You got in by luck.
Yeah, you beat me, but I also beat you. You mistake my victory for cowardice. I can't help what Andy Lionheart does. Did you know that there are no rules in a Steel Cage match. That should be proof enough that I beat you. But, no. In typical USA fashion, you whine, you moan, and you complain.
In a mocking voice
"Oh, Tyler Guevara cheated. He got help."
Normal Voice
You just wish you had the brains to think of that, and that is ruining America. you complain, because of my brilliant plan to actually win a match that had absolutely no rules. That eats at you everyday. Doesn't it. I can't help but rub it in. I am a smarter person than you are. You couldn't luck yourself out of this one. Well, now there's three of us. This week, I team up with the lovely, and beautiful Von Erich Memorial Champion, Wench, and the the guy that smashed your face in, Andy Lionheart.
Freedom is just a fairytale, and you have learned that in the past. Maybe, I'm just a stickler, but I love the thought of watching you fail. Like America, Vince, you are nothing but a contradiction. Your little team that you have is nothing but a setback. Good luck, fellas. You're going to need it, because this is a perfect world, and your living on the outside.
Tyler Guevara flips off the flag, walks off, as the camera fades to black,
