Post by SiMox on May 6, 2010 17:44:10 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the image of a smiling Johnny Moxie, clad in a suit once again. He’s leaning against the trunk part of a black stretch limousine and looking out over a view of what seems to be the ocean.
Johnny: Ah, it seems that things are coming together for my eight person tag match this week on Onslaught. My partners have said some things, my opponents seem to be well…….prepared to show up at least. As I stand here before you, ready to venture down south toward Texas and awaits me in this match, I can’t help but have a feeling of anxiety. You see, one of the reasons that Simon and I decided to come back…….one of the reasons that we haven’t really let loose yet, anyway, is that things in SNW……..it’s gotten stagnant. It’s gotten boring for you fans, I’m sure.
He shakes his head and waves a hand in the air.
Johnny: Let’s be honest, the same people have been struggling in the same places for what? Years now? Simon and I have even spoke about it before and after our last match, that SNW now looks exactly like the company did when we left and that’s not a good thing…..not by any means. But we understand the view point of you people in the crowd. We know what you think when you look at what’s going because we’ve been there, we’ve though that. That’s why we’ve come back to this company. To give SNW a breath of fresh air in it’s lungs, to give this place the life that it’s been lacking for so long. Our quest to change things, to make this company better, to help it evolve began several weeks ago when we beat Y Kores.
He snickers now and glares at the camera.
Johnny: And it don’t matter how I beat you, girls, the fact of the matter is that I beat you. The fact of the matter is that as I stand here before you right now, I have proven that I can outwrestle and outwit the two of you, now I’m forced to tag with you. I know you three probably don’t have a good word to say about me and hell, unless you plan on visiting my locker room before the match and getting some last minute……uh, “training” in, I really don’t have any good things to say about you three either.
He rolls his eyes and folds his arms over his chest as he seems to puff it out.
Johnny: If you three want to let me take the reins of this match and lead our team to certain victory like you know I can, good. It just means that we’ll be getting certain victory because I know that I can deliver. If you three ladies want to see what a real man is, what a real wrestler looks like……I’ll happily show you all this week on Onslaught!
He pauses a moment and looks over at the camera with a wrinkled nose.
Johnny: That brings us to my disgusting, pitiful opponents. Kong, Vader, Hanson and Mauler…..collectively known as The Destruction Crew. You know, I’ve been in SNW before. That much is hardly a secret and during my previous time here, I was no stranger to you four be it in tag matches one on ones, four ways. I got to really see you four up close and personal, first hand and I have to say that what I said earlier……about how SNW is full of stagnancy…….that you four are perfect examples of what I was talking about.
He shakes his head, furrows his brow and looks at the shiny, waxed roof of the limo.
Johnny: I mean, one or two of you may have had a good run here or there, one of you may have held singles gold before but for the most part you’re at the same place right now as you were when I left this company months ago. Hell, guys, you’re at the same place now on the ladder of success, the totem pole of things as you were when I first signed up to this company over a year ago. It’s pathetic. It’s abysmal. And this week at Onslaught, no matter how many tons the four of you weigh together, no matter how many heart attacks you guys have had collectively and how many burgers you can stuff down in a minute, I’m going to show the world that I……..
He holds his hand up to his chest and grins widely.
Johnny: Am what a real athlete looks like. That my style is the future of wrestling. That what I bring to the table is what everyone will need to bring to the table years from now. I’m the blue print as to what someone in this sport needs to be, needs to look like, needs to act like and needs to fight like in order to succeed, thrive and survive. And come Onslaught, guys, I’m going to show the world that you four just don’t make the cut.
He nods and looks at the camera with a wide grin.
Johnny: You’re useless. Outdated. And by the time that last bell rings, each of you will definitely be In-Mox-Icated!
Johnny: Ah, it seems that things are coming together for my eight person tag match this week on Onslaught. My partners have said some things, my opponents seem to be well…….prepared to show up at least. As I stand here before you, ready to venture down south toward Texas and awaits me in this match, I can’t help but have a feeling of anxiety. You see, one of the reasons that Simon and I decided to come back…….one of the reasons that we haven’t really let loose yet, anyway, is that things in SNW……..it’s gotten stagnant. It’s gotten boring for you fans, I’m sure.
He shakes his head and waves a hand in the air.
Johnny: Let’s be honest, the same people have been struggling in the same places for what? Years now? Simon and I have even spoke about it before and after our last match, that SNW now looks exactly like the company did when we left and that’s not a good thing…..not by any means. But we understand the view point of you people in the crowd. We know what you think when you look at what’s going because we’ve been there, we’ve though that. That’s why we’ve come back to this company. To give SNW a breath of fresh air in it’s lungs, to give this place the life that it’s been lacking for so long. Our quest to change things, to make this company better, to help it evolve began several weeks ago when we beat Y Kores.
He snickers now and glares at the camera.
Johnny: And it don’t matter how I beat you, girls, the fact of the matter is that I beat you. The fact of the matter is that as I stand here before you right now, I have proven that I can outwrestle and outwit the two of you, now I’m forced to tag with you. I know you three probably don’t have a good word to say about me and hell, unless you plan on visiting my locker room before the match and getting some last minute……uh, “training” in, I really don’t have any good things to say about you three either.
He rolls his eyes and folds his arms over his chest as he seems to puff it out.
Johnny: If you three want to let me take the reins of this match and lead our team to certain victory like you know I can, good. It just means that we’ll be getting certain victory because I know that I can deliver. If you three ladies want to see what a real man is, what a real wrestler looks like……I’ll happily show you all this week on Onslaught!
He pauses a moment and looks over at the camera with a wrinkled nose.
Johnny: That brings us to my disgusting, pitiful opponents. Kong, Vader, Hanson and Mauler…..collectively known as The Destruction Crew. You know, I’ve been in SNW before. That much is hardly a secret and during my previous time here, I was no stranger to you four be it in tag matches one on ones, four ways. I got to really see you four up close and personal, first hand and I have to say that what I said earlier……about how SNW is full of stagnancy…….that you four are perfect examples of what I was talking about.
He shakes his head, furrows his brow and looks at the shiny, waxed roof of the limo.
Johnny: I mean, one or two of you may have had a good run here or there, one of you may have held singles gold before but for the most part you’re at the same place right now as you were when I left this company months ago. Hell, guys, you’re at the same place now on the ladder of success, the totem pole of things as you were when I first signed up to this company over a year ago. It’s pathetic. It’s abysmal. And this week at Onslaught, no matter how many tons the four of you weigh together, no matter how many heart attacks you guys have had collectively and how many burgers you can stuff down in a minute, I’m going to show the world that I……..
He holds his hand up to his chest and grins widely.
Johnny: Am what a real athlete looks like. That my style is the future of wrestling. That what I bring to the table is what everyone will need to bring to the table years from now. I’m the blue print as to what someone in this sport needs to be, needs to look like, needs to act like and needs to fight like in order to succeed, thrive and survive. And come Onslaught, guys, I’m going to show the world that you four just don’t make the cut.
He nods and looks at the camera with a wide grin.
Johnny: You’re useless. Outdated. And by the time that last bell rings, each of you will definitely be In-Mox-Icated!
