Post by emokid on May 6, 2010 17:56:41 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara sits in front of his own camera on his computer. All yopu can see pretty much is his face, but he wears an Anarchy cap, and a black T-shirt. He obviously isn't pleased.
TYLER GUEVARA: So, I'm not pleased with how my taping for my interview took place. Since I can't trust the editing crew over at SNW, I'm going to voice my opinion at most arguably the safest place ever. My home. My wife is in the other room, and she knows about the problems that SNW crews give. She has been harassed, and crews have stolen from our house. Matt Margera has been aware of this. I think it's because I'm not a likeable guy. I'm not a positive person. I guess that's why they don't like me.
Take for instance, the last promo I gave. It appears on the promo that the rest of the Perfect World has joined the Ministry of Hate. Now, I would never persuade people that weren't interested in joining. None of them were interested, therefore none of them are in the Ministry. Now, that doesn't mean that there is no invitation. The door is always open, and they are welcome at anytime. They are all great candidates, but none of them are members. Ricky Blair is a member, Emo Kid is a member. Hell, they're both deacons. But, I can't stress enough that the Perfect World are members of the Ministry. I run my own Ministry. I am a certified Anarchist preacher.
SNW crews, I cannot trust you anymore. I cannot hire any of you guys because you neglect that right to work. You always screw with my promos. You guys are the worst film crew I have ever seen in my life. No wonder Great Britain makes the best shows ever. I'm so pissed off right now, I can't even end it the right way.
Guevara swiches the camera off, white noise appears, fade to black
TYLER GUEVARA: So, I'm not pleased with how my taping for my interview took place. Since I can't trust the editing crew over at SNW, I'm going to voice my opinion at most arguably the safest place ever. My home. My wife is in the other room, and she knows about the problems that SNW crews give. She has been harassed, and crews have stolen from our house. Matt Margera has been aware of this. I think it's because I'm not a likeable guy. I'm not a positive person. I guess that's why they don't like me.
Take for instance, the last promo I gave. It appears on the promo that the rest of the Perfect World has joined the Ministry of Hate. Now, I would never persuade people that weren't interested in joining. None of them were interested, therefore none of them are in the Ministry. Now, that doesn't mean that there is no invitation. The door is always open, and they are welcome at anytime. They are all great candidates, but none of them are members. Ricky Blair is a member, Emo Kid is a member. Hell, they're both deacons. But, I can't stress enough that the Perfect World are members of the Ministry. I run my own Ministry. I am a certified Anarchist preacher.
SNW crews, I cannot trust you anymore. I cannot hire any of you guys because you neglect that right to work. You always screw with my promos. You guys are the worst film crew I have ever seen in my life. No wonder Great Britain makes the best shows ever. I'm so pissed off right now, I can't even end it the right way.
Guevara swiches the camera off, white noise appears, fade to black