Post by Bubba JD on Apr 5, 2010 19:18:01 GMT -6
Scene opens at a watering hole, somewhere near Amarillo, TX. It's just past opening time. Not many people in there, at this time of the day, with the exception of a few local alcoholics. At a table, near the middle of the bar, The Destruction Crew & The Gambler are enjoying a few drinks, as they wait for some grub.
Super Vader
I can't believe they're actually making us take on some ham 'n eggers. After all we've given to that sh*thole promotion, and we have to take on a bunch of retards. Seriously, these guys are so pathetic, TNA won't even hire them.
Gambler
Don't get your panties in a bunch, man. This is just standard procedure. I think I've heard you boys say stuff like "taking craps bigger then your opponents", right?
Super Vader
Yeah, we've all said that.
Gambler
Well, same holds true here. You've put more effort into sh*tting then you'll put into beating these chumps. It'll take you longer to lace up your boots then it'll take to beat these guys.
Mauler
When do we start getting what we want?
Gambler
All in due time. Wrestling is no different then gambling. Even when you play on the big money circuits, it's the smaller tournaments that typically get you by. The small stuff makes up most of the stuff you'll do during the year. The big stuff simply makes you a superstar.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
The sooner we can start planting our feet in someone's ass, the happier I'll be. I don't care if it's Bottom's Up, Ned Carter, Aaron Champion, Matt Margera, Wench or the Sports Twinkies. All I feel like doing is hurting someone.
Mauler
Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!
Gambler
Just remember, this Saturday, the four of you don't need to be at your best. Low card will win the pot. Beat these chumps with a Hitchcock.
Killer Kong
A Hitchcock?
Mike Hanson
Otherwise known as a Deadman's Hand.
Gambler
Precisely. Then, it's on to reclaiming SNW Gold.
An employee comes by with a few more drinks, as another one comes by with some food. The Destruction Crew attacks the food as the scene comes to an end.
Super Vader
I can't believe they're actually making us take on some ham 'n eggers. After all we've given to that sh*thole promotion, and we have to take on a bunch of retards. Seriously, these guys are so pathetic, TNA won't even hire them.
Gambler
Don't get your panties in a bunch, man. This is just standard procedure. I think I've heard you boys say stuff like "taking craps bigger then your opponents", right?
Super Vader
Yeah, we've all said that.
Gambler
Well, same holds true here. You've put more effort into sh*tting then you'll put into beating these chumps. It'll take you longer to lace up your boots then it'll take to beat these guys.
Mauler
When do we start getting what we want?
Gambler
All in due time. Wrestling is no different then gambling. Even when you play on the big money circuits, it's the smaller tournaments that typically get you by. The small stuff makes up most of the stuff you'll do during the year. The big stuff simply makes you a superstar.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson
The sooner we can start planting our feet in someone's ass, the happier I'll be. I don't care if it's Bottom's Up, Ned Carter, Aaron Champion, Matt Margera, Wench or the Sports Twinkies. All I feel like doing is hurting someone.
Mauler
Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!
Gambler
Just remember, this Saturday, the four of you don't need to be at your best. Low card will win the pot. Beat these chumps with a Hitchcock.
Killer Kong
A Hitchcock?
Mike Hanson
Otherwise known as a Deadman's Hand.
Gambler
Precisely. Then, it's on to reclaiming SNW Gold.
An employee comes by with a few more drinks, as another one comes by with some food. The Destruction Crew attacks the food as the scene comes to an end.
