Post by freak on Apr 7, 2010 12:24:45 GMT -6
Chris P. is sitting in his hotel room after watching the latest in what people involved in his tag team match this week had to say.
We're three days away from this big tag team blowoff match and so far we've heard some of the right things from the right people, the wrong things from the wrong person, and nothing from Alexander Draven. Can't say I blame him, considering how often his partner has shoved his foot in his mouth, but that's not where we're gonna start.
Vince, you're right. There really isn't much to you that I do know. But I'll tell you this much- if anybody is still doubting at this point that you're willing to take whatever risk it takes to win, that you've got anything holding you back, I would have to seriously question their thinking. And like Jack told you in the build up to WrestleStock, your time is coming. I'm sure people are wondering whether or not you can come up with another big performance two weeks after Wrestlestock. But if they've seen what I saw, well, they should be wondering no more. And I do know this- we're going to be victorious.
Now, on to Tyler Guevara. Paco Mexicano, as Jack called him. Still obviously not understanding the way the world works, if his recent statements are any indication. I can never understand how someone that bitter can live a normal life, but then again I think we've all been there at least once in our lives. Most of us are there for legitimate reasons, though, unlike Mr. Guevara.
So Tyler, you're not impressed by my career? Shouldn't be surprised. I mean, you're such a disrespectful cuntrag as it is that you aren't aware of history, whether it be in wrestling or the rest of the world. 29 championships. Comparable to the number of times you attempted to jerk off with your pin dick last night and failed to get a boner. Only with a much more fruitful and respectable result.
You wanna talk about my being a role model for kids? Why don't you go and ask all the kids I've signed autographs for over the years? Why don't you go and ask all of the kids I've visited in hospitals? All the kids who benefitted from the charitable work I've done over the years? Unlike you I haven't taken the people for granted. No matter whether they cheered me or booed me I've given and given and given and given and all people like you have done is take and take and take and take and take what doesn't belong to you. It's people like you that give professional wrestling a bad name.
Here's a little bit of truth for you to ponder. Everyone knows of the failings and low points in the history of the United States of America. It's part of our history whether we want it to be so or not. We failed in Vietnam. Iraq has been one gigantic clusterfuck since that war got underway. And there are hundreds of other examples that I could list but won't because we just don't have the time for that. But you know what? That's part of what makes the country great...234 years later, after all the success and all the failures our country is STILL STANDING! We're not like some of these other countries who have collapsed onto themselves because of mistakes. And if you can't understand that, well, fuck you.
Now that I've completely rendered your little stance irrelevant, it's time for a reality check. All of this anti-American crap is just a front. You're using it so people will take a look away from the fact that you just simply can't carry your weight as a wrestler. Take a look at the Balance of Power match. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THAT MATCH! You took the hit from my tag partner, sat on your ass for the rest of the match, and knew that people saw you doing that. So now, instead of just coming out and admitting you can't wrestle, you throw more of this useless window dressing in our direction. Don't you understand that you're Sean Waltman to these fans? They don't want to watch you wrestle. At all. Ever. Maybe that's why you hate America so much. Because America is tired of watching you wrestle. So take your little fictional ministry, pack your bags, and get the hell out of SNW and back to flipping burgers at McDonald's with the rest of the losers.
Now Alex, you've been silent so far. But I'm gonna make you an offer. It's pretty obvious here that your partner doesn't care about this match. I don't like you, you know that. But if you can show us that you hate this stupid piece of anti-American pig shit just as much as we do, I would gain a whole lot of respect for you. Abandon the so-called rebel. Your career's already suffered enough damage.
Chris gets up and walks away, but comes back.
Just for the record, Alex, if you don't take me up on the offer, you're going to meet the exact same fate that Paco is. And I can tell you right now that isn't going to be a pretty one.
He leaves. FTB.
We're three days away from this big tag team blowoff match and so far we've heard some of the right things from the right people, the wrong things from the wrong person, and nothing from Alexander Draven. Can't say I blame him, considering how often his partner has shoved his foot in his mouth, but that's not where we're gonna start.
Vince, you're right. There really isn't much to you that I do know. But I'll tell you this much- if anybody is still doubting at this point that you're willing to take whatever risk it takes to win, that you've got anything holding you back, I would have to seriously question their thinking. And like Jack told you in the build up to WrestleStock, your time is coming. I'm sure people are wondering whether or not you can come up with another big performance two weeks after Wrestlestock. But if they've seen what I saw, well, they should be wondering no more. And I do know this- we're going to be victorious.
Now, on to Tyler Guevara. Paco Mexicano, as Jack called him. Still obviously not understanding the way the world works, if his recent statements are any indication. I can never understand how someone that bitter can live a normal life, but then again I think we've all been there at least once in our lives. Most of us are there for legitimate reasons, though, unlike Mr. Guevara.
So Tyler, you're not impressed by my career? Shouldn't be surprised. I mean, you're such a disrespectful cuntrag as it is that you aren't aware of history, whether it be in wrestling or the rest of the world. 29 championships. Comparable to the number of times you attempted to jerk off with your pin dick last night and failed to get a boner. Only with a much more fruitful and respectable result.
You wanna talk about my being a role model for kids? Why don't you go and ask all the kids I've signed autographs for over the years? Why don't you go and ask all of the kids I've visited in hospitals? All the kids who benefitted from the charitable work I've done over the years? Unlike you I haven't taken the people for granted. No matter whether they cheered me or booed me I've given and given and given and given and all people like you have done is take and take and take and take and take what doesn't belong to you. It's people like you that give professional wrestling a bad name.
Here's a little bit of truth for you to ponder. Everyone knows of the failings and low points in the history of the United States of America. It's part of our history whether we want it to be so or not. We failed in Vietnam. Iraq has been one gigantic clusterfuck since that war got underway. And there are hundreds of other examples that I could list but won't because we just don't have the time for that. But you know what? That's part of what makes the country great...234 years later, after all the success and all the failures our country is STILL STANDING! We're not like some of these other countries who have collapsed onto themselves because of mistakes. And if you can't understand that, well, fuck you.
Now that I've completely rendered your little stance irrelevant, it's time for a reality check. All of this anti-American crap is just a front. You're using it so people will take a look away from the fact that you just simply can't carry your weight as a wrestler. Take a look at the Balance of Power match. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THAT MATCH! You took the hit from my tag partner, sat on your ass for the rest of the match, and knew that people saw you doing that. So now, instead of just coming out and admitting you can't wrestle, you throw more of this useless window dressing in our direction. Don't you understand that you're Sean Waltman to these fans? They don't want to watch you wrestle. At all. Ever. Maybe that's why you hate America so much. Because America is tired of watching you wrestle. So take your little fictional ministry, pack your bags, and get the hell out of SNW and back to flipping burgers at McDonald's with the rest of the losers.
Now Alex, you've been silent so far. But I'm gonna make you an offer. It's pretty obvious here that your partner doesn't care about this match. I don't like you, you know that. But if you can show us that you hate this stupid piece of anti-American pig shit just as much as we do, I would gain a whole lot of respect for you. Abandon the so-called rebel. Your career's already suffered enough damage.
Chris gets up and walks away, but comes back.
Just for the record, Alex, if you don't take me up on the offer, you're going to meet the exact same fate that Paco is. And I can tell you right now that isn't going to be a pretty one.
He leaves. FTB.
