Post by ykmn on Apr 8, 2010 12:07:20 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are wearing White T Shirts with "420 Dropzone" written in green on the Front.
Eddy:So there's a lot of talk of SNW going into a new direction, a new path, a new everything, seems like things are going to change around here just a bit, but you can believe us when we say no matter where SNW ends up going, you can believe that the Ratz are going to be apart of it. We've been here to long now to tuck our heads between our legs and leave just because this company is going on a new path. We love SNW and we love the fans, so were not going anywhere, and we look forward to these new oppurtunites that can be provided.
Twitch:Basically what's being stressed here now is a little more, how do I put it...a style that is more.....grown up, a chance for I guess guys like us not to be limited anymore. So I guess this means one thing. Eddy present Bong Bong Bigelow.
Eddy raises a glass bong that is black with orange flames around it
Eddy:To new directions.
Eddy lights the bong then takes a hit. He starts coughing as he passes it to Twitch.
Twitch:To new directions.
Twitch takes a hit off the bong and blows smoke out of his nose as he starts coughing.
Eddy:...wow....that's some good shit.
Twitch:Yeah....*cough*...*cough*/
Eddy:Damn.
The two cough a bit more.
Twitch:Okay.....what were we saying.
Eddy:New directions.
Twitch:Yeah....shit....alright, SNW, new directions and for us our direction is one that could be leading to another chance to get at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles.
Eddy takes another hit off the bong.
Twitch:Dude stop.
Eddy:Last one I swear.
Twitch:K then give me one then.
Eddy gives Twitch the bong. Twitch takes another hit and blows smoke out.
Twitch:Ok I'm done, put this away.
Eddy puts the bong away.
Twitch:*Giggles*, you know if you take the l and the e and the s away from titles it spells tit.
Twitch and Eddy start laughing.
Eddy:And if you add another s on Texas, it spells Texass.
Twitch and Eddy start laughing again.
Twitch:Wow that was some high powered shit.
Eddy:Only the best my friend, only the best.
Twitch:Yeah, so yeah, yeah, dude I'm stoned.
Twitch starts laughing.
Eddy:Y'Kores, I can't remember your names right now, but you are all three tough ladies, and we've hung out with you, drank with you, gotten high with you, and your chill, your all chill girls.
Twitch:Adriana, that's one of their names.
Eddy:Yeah, girls, we love the shit out of you three, but right now it's the two of us clawing for that number one....
Twitch:Number one.
Eddy:Number one contender spot against Death Sentence, and even though we are really stoned right now.
Twitch:Really, really stoned.
Eddy:We are going to get that number one contender spot.
Twitch:Exactly, Y'Kores, you won't tell us which two are going to be aiming for the contender spot, but we think we have a pretty good idea on who it's going to be.
Eddy:Yes, we do.
Twitch:And there's no hard feelings about this at all. No matter what happens we are still homies, but we want that title shot. Death Sentence is a hell of a tag team to beat, but we think we can do it, we've been to that mountain, we slipped but now we are so close to climbing back up. But as any other thing in our lives there's an obstacle, and that obstacle is you Y'Kores our friends, but for one night is our problem, and we need to solve that problem so that we can get what we and the people want, thats those tag titles.
Eddy:Yo, let's get some Taco Bell.
Twitch:Yes we will, but right now let's just, screw it let's wrap it up I want tacos to. Y'Kores good luck.
Eddy:And good match, let's move it, sorry kids.
Twitch and Eddy dash out of the scene as it ends.
Eddy:So there's a lot of talk of SNW going into a new direction, a new path, a new everything, seems like things are going to change around here just a bit, but you can believe us when we say no matter where SNW ends up going, you can believe that the Ratz are going to be apart of it. We've been here to long now to tuck our heads between our legs and leave just because this company is going on a new path. We love SNW and we love the fans, so were not going anywhere, and we look forward to these new oppurtunites that can be provided.
Twitch:Basically what's being stressed here now is a little more, how do I put it...a style that is more.....grown up, a chance for I guess guys like us not to be limited anymore. So I guess this means one thing. Eddy present Bong Bong Bigelow.
Eddy raises a glass bong that is black with orange flames around it
Eddy:To new directions.
Eddy lights the bong then takes a hit. He starts coughing as he passes it to Twitch.
Twitch:To new directions.
Twitch takes a hit off the bong and blows smoke out of his nose as he starts coughing.
Eddy:...wow....that's some good shit.
Twitch:Yeah....*cough*...*cough*/
Eddy:Damn.
The two cough a bit more.
Twitch:Okay.....what were we saying.
Eddy:New directions.
Twitch:Yeah....shit....alright, SNW, new directions and for us our direction is one that could be leading to another chance to get at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles.
Eddy takes another hit off the bong.
Twitch:Dude stop.
Eddy:Last one I swear.
Twitch:K then give me one then.
Eddy gives Twitch the bong. Twitch takes another hit and blows smoke out.
Twitch:Ok I'm done, put this away.
Eddy puts the bong away.
Twitch:*Giggles*, you know if you take the l and the e and the s away from titles it spells tit.
Twitch and Eddy start laughing.
Eddy:And if you add another s on Texas, it spells Texass.
Twitch and Eddy start laughing again.
Twitch:Wow that was some high powered shit.
Eddy:Only the best my friend, only the best.
Twitch:Yeah, so yeah, yeah, dude I'm stoned.
Twitch starts laughing.
Eddy:Y'Kores, I can't remember your names right now, but you are all three tough ladies, and we've hung out with you, drank with you, gotten high with you, and your chill, your all chill girls.
Twitch:Adriana, that's one of their names.
Eddy:Yeah, girls, we love the shit out of you three, but right now it's the two of us clawing for that number one....
Twitch:Number one.
Eddy:Number one contender spot against Death Sentence, and even though we are really stoned right now.
Twitch:Really, really stoned.
Eddy:We are going to get that number one contender spot.
Twitch:Exactly, Y'Kores, you won't tell us which two are going to be aiming for the contender spot, but we think we have a pretty good idea on who it's going to be.
Eddy:Yes, we do.
Twitch:And there's no hard feelings about this at all. No matter what happens we are still homies, but we want that title shot. Death Sentence is a hell of a tag team to beat, but we think we can do it, we've been to that mountain, we slipped but now we are so close to climbing back up. But as any other thing in our lives there's an obstacle, and that obstacle is you Y'Kores our friends, but for one night is our problem, and we need to solve that problem so that we can get what we and the people want, thats those tag titles.
Eddy:Yo, let's get some Taco Bell.
Twitch:Yes we will, but right now let's just, screw it let's wrap it up I want tacos to. Y'Kores good luck.
Eddy:And good match, let's move it, sorry kids.
Twitch and Eddy dash out of the scene as it ends.
