Post by Bubba JD on Apr 14, 2010 21:46:36 GMT -6
Scene opens up with Mauler & Mike Hanson, sucking back a few beers. Gambler is organizing some DVDs, as well as turning off a TV & DVD Player.
Gambler
Trust me, guys. Beating these two will be just like swindling money from an old lady on social security.
Mike Hanson
Of course it's going to be easy. When's the last time they teamed together? Back in the WRF?
Gambler
That's the last I remember. Plus, that fat piece of crap had some sort of Flair-like retirement.
Mauler
He's going to bleed like Flair, once we've finished with him.
Gambler
Won't take a lot of effort. I was kicking their asses, during my time in WRF. It'll be no different when you two step into the ring with these assclowns. Trust me, these guys aren't worthy enough to even carry your jockstraps.
Mauler & Hanson look at Gambler quizzically.
Mauler & Hanson
Jockstraps? Who the hell wears jockstraps?
Gambler groans as he slaps his forehead.
Gambler
I need you two to understand something. Benson & Strickler must be taken down. Take them down harder then you've taken anyone down, before. No clowning around with them. No relaxing. No chilling out. Ante up. These bitches owe the house money.
Mike Hanson
Dude....no need to sweat things. Seriously, we've got these guy beat, hands down. Benson is going to be out of shape. He's been so busy eating twinkies & ding dongs, since leaving WRF, that he's not in ring shape. Well, he was never really in ring shape, to begin with, but you get my point.
Mauler
Strickler, much like Benson, can call himself a champion, only because he didn't have a decent opponent.
Gambler looks at Mauler as though he's ready to kill him.
Mauler
(sounding clueless)
What? Have you seen his opponents? He lost a World Championship to an Asian chick. He rode the coattails of the same Asian chick, her X-Pac wannabe hubby & some Outsiders reject.
Mike Hanson
Benson was even more pathetic. He was Strickler's lackey. He actually depended on Strickler's success, to make him successful. Strickler spent most of his career mooching off everyone else. Rather pitiful pair, really.
Gambler
Damned right they're pitiful. They'll never measure up to you guys. They can't measure up to my success or yours. Saturday Night will be time for them to read 'em & weep.
Mauler
By the way, why are you in such a mood to have these guys destroyed?
Gambler
That vanilla midget broke a record of mine. Had to pay my bookie 20 G's.
Gambler is cursing Strickler's name, as the scene comes to a close.
Gambler
Trust me, guys. Beating these two will be just like swindling money from an old lady on social security.
Mike Hanson
Of course it's going to be easy. When's the last time they teamed together? Back in the WRF?
Gambler
That's the last I remember. Plus, that fat piece of crap had some sort of Flair-like retirement.
Mauler
He's going to bleed like Flair, once we've finished with him.
Gambler
Won't take a lot of effort. I was kicking their asses, during my time in WRF. It'll be no different when you two step into the ring with these assclowns. Trust me, these guys aren't worthy enough to even carry your jockstraps.
Mauler & Hanson look at Gambler quizzically.
Mauler & Hanson
Jockstraps? Who the hell wears jockstraps?
Gambler groans as he slaps his forehead.
Gambler
I need you two to understand something. Benson & Strickler must be taken down. Take them down harder then you've taken anyone down, before. No clowning around with them. No relaxing. No chilling out. Ante up. These bitches owe the house money.
Mike Hanson
Dude....no need to sweat things. Seriously, we've got these guy beat, hands down. Benson is going to be out of shape. He's been so busy eating twinkies & ding dongs, since leaving WRF, that he's not in ring shape. Well, he was never really in ring shape, to begin with, but you get my point.
Mauler
Strickler, much like Benson, can call himself a champion, only because he didn't have a decent opponent.
Gambler looks at Mauler as though he's ready to kill him.
Mauler
(sounding clueless)
What? Have you seen his opponents? He lost a World Championship to an Asian chick. He rode the coattails of the same Asian chick, her X-Pac wannabe hubby & some Outsiders reject.
Mike Hanson
Benson was even more pathetic. He was Strickler's lackey. He actually depended on Strickler's success, to make him successful. Strickler spent most of his career mooching off everyone else. Rather pitiful pair, really.
Gambler
Damned right they're pitiful. They'll never measure up to you guys. They can't measure up to my success or yours. Saturday Night will be time for them to read 'em & weep.
Mauler
By the way, why are you in such a mood to have these guys destroyed?
Gambler
That vanilla midget broke a record of mine. Had to pay my bookie 20 G's.
Gambler is cursing Strickler's name, as the scene comes to a close.
