Post by Bubba JD on Apr 14, 2010 21:51:47 GMT -6
Scene opens at a large table, somewhere in the middle of a Texas steakhouse. Killer Kong & Super Vader are at a large table with several empty plates, a large quantity of empty beer bottles & a few beer pitchers, most of which are empty. Super Vader's got an especially ticked off look on his face, not appearing to enjoy himself as much as Killer Kong.
Killer Kong
So, what's been crawling up your ass, lately? You haven't been in a good mood, since we returned to SNW.
Super Vader
Those lazy bums still have been hee-hawing about my title rematch. I'm f**king owed a title rematch for the Von Erich Memorial Championship, since I was screwed out of it. In case they've forgotten, it's still in my contract that I get the title rematch.
Killer Kong
We're about to destroy the Texas Tag Team Champs & you're worried about the Von Erich Memorial Championship? Seriously....you realize you can get that title shot again, virtually guaranteed to you at a future date, don't you?
Super Vader
Yeah, so?
Killer Kong
Think about it.....we beat Death Sentence on the 17th & we'd have to be guaranteed the next title opportunity. You beat the champs in the middle of the ring, 1...2...3 & it's pretty well impossible to overlook that. You'll still get the title match you want, all the while being the top contender for some tag team gold. You know it's been awhile since any of us have held tag team gold. You have to admit, the tag team titles here hold plenty of prestige.
Super Vader
Only thing I'd love more then having my belt back is beating Death Sentence, stripping them of any pride they've got, then taking their titles after 4Up....not like they have a chance of beating the Alley Ratz. It would take a miracle for them to hold onto the gold, past 4 Up.
Killer Kong
Yeah, we're pretty well making the job easier for the Alley Ratz, by destroying these sh*theads. We're practically handing Death Sentence's heads to them. All they have to do is pin their sorry asses to the mat for a 3 count.
As far as I'm concerned, Saturday marks the beginning of a new reign of dominance by The Destruction Crew. They saw how we handled things individually. Now, they'll see how we can control things in the tag team division. We'll absolutely own every tag team in SNW, starting with Death Sentence.
Super Vader
They're death sentence has been ordered. We'll carry it out. It'll be quick, brutual & bloody. By night's end, we'll have earned ourselves a title shot against the champs, whomever they are after 4Up. I'll have the Von Erich Memorial Championship back in my control. The Destruction Crew will rule SNW with an iron fist.
A small army of servers comes into the scene, carrying a fresh batch of food to the table.
Killer Kong
We'll rule, once we've finished devouring our food orders first.
Super Vader & Killer Kong start attacking their food, as the scene comes to an end.
Killer Kong
So, what's been crawling up your ass, lately? You haven't been in a good mood, since we returned to SNW.
Super Vader
Those lazy bums still have been hee-hawing about my title rematch. I'm f**king owed a title rematch for the Von Erich Memorial Championship, since I was screwed out of it. In case they've forgotten, it's still in my contract that I get the title rematch.
Killer Kong
We're about to destroy the Texas Tag Team Champs & you're worried about the Von Erich Memorial Championship? Seriously....you realize you can get that title shot again, virtually guaranteed to you at a future date, don't you?
Super Vader
Yeah, so?
Killer Kong
Think about it.....we beat Death Sentence on the 17th & we'd have to be guaranteed the next title opportunity. You beat the champs in the middle of the ring, 1...2...3 & it's pretty well impossible to overlook that. You'll still get the title match you want, all the while being the top contender for some tag team gold. You know it's been awhile since any of us have held tag team gold. You have to admit, the tag team titles here hold plenty of prestige.
Super Vader
Only thing I'd love more then having my belt back is beating Death Sentence, stripping them of any pride they've got, then taking their titles after 4Up....not like they have a chance of beating the Alley Ratz. It would take a miracle for them to hold onto the gold, past 4 Up.
Killer Kong
Yeah, we're pretty well making the job easier for the Alley Ratz, by destroying these sh*theads. We're practically handing Death Sentence's heads to them. All they have to do is pin their sorry asses to the mat for a 3 count.
As far as I'm concerned, Saturday marks the beginning of a new reign of dominance by The Destruction Crew. They saw how we handled things individually. Now, they'll see how we can control things in the tag team division. We'll absolutely own every tag team in SNW, starting with Death Sentence.
Super Vader
They're death sentence has been ordered. We'll carry it out. It'll be quick, brutual & bloody. By night's end, we'll have earned ourselves a title shot against the champs, whomever they are after 4Up. I'll have the Von Erich Memorial Championship back in my control. The Destruction Crew will rule SNW with an iron fist.
A small army of servers comes into the scene, carrying a fresh batch of food to the table.
Killer Kong
We'll rule, once we've finished devouring our food orders first.
Super Vader & Killer Kong start attacking their food, as the scene comes to an end.