Post by Reaper on Apr 15, 2010 16:12:00 GMT -6
We open to the outside of a local C.P.A.'s office where we see Reaper and Cyanide coming out with their paper work talking amongst themselves. The camera starts to get closer as the duo notice it and prepare to address the masses.
Reaper: Well its tax time once again and as you can see, we just got done squaring away what those blood suckers are going to have to get back. You know, people get so excited about their tax returns and it makes me sick to my stomach. These assholes have kept my money... money that they shouldn't have taken in the first place and now they're gonna be ever so nice and finally give it back. Apparently they just like to hold onto it and cuddle with it, because it should have been with me all along. Dirty sons of bitches. Speaking of which, right off the heels of Wrestle Stock II our first match back is against a couple of ogres fromt he Destruction Crew. Killer Kong, Super Vader, you seem to just think that Death Sentence is just a walk in the park, but I guess you've forgotten that you're winning percent against me, tag or singles, is the giant goose egg. Thats right a big zero... but hey you guys are probably right to look over this match and us and start talking like you've already got the tag team championships locked up. Good move, keep it up. Meanwhile in reality, everybody around the world knows that even on our worst day, we're still the best tag team in the world.
Cyanide: Damn right. The part that bugged me the most though is that over stuffed moron Super Vader is whining and bitching about not getting his return match for the Von Erich Memorial title. The funny thing is, I don't quite recall EVER getting my rightful rematch for the Von Erich Memorial title after you...with the help of Nick Scott, took it from me. And going by the way the management treats Death Sentence, I'd be willing to bet that it slipped their minds and is probably null and void now. Funny how that works.Truth of the matter is that you and I have been against eachother before and you've never been able to single handedly take me out. So as much as you think your intimidating because you're a big scary looking monster, to me just generic big man number 4,306. The fact of the matter is that I can wrestle circles around both of these idiots and if they want to get a little rough, well, my body shows the scars of battles that I've won and lost in my life. I'm more than prepared to throw hands and feet... and weapons should the need arise. Bring whatever you've got.
Reaper: The Destruction Crew, as a whole is not and never will be as dominant as I've been on my own, so naturally they're nowhere close to the force of me and my cousin here. So they can claim that they will have a new reign and they can say that they're going to beat us and secure a future title shot, but at the end of the night those two bitches are going to wind up battered, bloodied and broken like the rest of the punks that try and take us down. So you guys keep playing the big overpowering bad asses all you want, but you're just going get your asses whooped by a couple of harder hitting fighters and all around better wrestlers and atheletes. Theres a reason that we're the Texas Tag Team champions and theres a reason why you guys have become less and less relevant around here. I'll even make a proposal for you, even after you guys lose this weekend and even after we beat the Alley Ratz at 4 Up, feel free to come and have a shot at these titles. We'll embarrass you then like we're going to embarrass you now. And to think about how much you're whining now... Death Sentence will make you cry like a little baby when we crush your hopes.
Cyanide: While you two fat assholes stuff your already bloated faces, we're going to strategize and run through some tactics in a ring and then on Onslaught you'll find out that you two are just a couple of hacks who couldn't lace our boots or wipe the sweat from our foreheads. Saturday night you can bring the best you've got and watch as everything you try comes back in your face in epic fail fashion. Death Sentence is the number one team here in SNW and the world and on Onslaught we're just going to prove that once again. After that, its on to 4 Up where the Alley Ratz will try to smoke us like they do everything else and they will find out that its much safer to run with us than it is to run against us. Its a lesson that we're going to have to pound into the heads of everybody in this company. Lucky you Destruction Crew, you get to be the first in a long line of victims, get ready for a lesson you'll never forget guys. The verdict is in Destruction Crew, and Onslaught you've been given the Death Sentence, get your last meal order in big men, because on Onslaught its all over for you. See you in the ring.
Reaper and Cyanide pound fists and then walk away with their paperwork, talking trash on the Destruction Crew as we slowly fade to black.
Reaper: Well its tax time once again and as you can see, we just got done squaring away what those blood suckers are going to have to get back. You know, people get so excited about their tax returns and it makes me sick to my stomach. These assholes have kept my money... money that they shouldn't have taken in the first place and now they're gonna be ever so nice and finally give it back. Apparently they just like to hold onto it and cuddle with it, because it should have been with me all along. Dirty sons of bitches. Speaking of which, right off the heels of Wrestle Stock II our first match back is against a couple of ogres fromt he Destruction Crew. Killer Kong, Super Vader, you seem to just think that Death Sentence is just a walk in the park, but I guess you've forgotten that you're winning percent against me, tag or singles, is the giant goose egg. Thats right a big zero... but hey you guys are probably right to look over this match and us and start talking like you've already got the tag team championships locked up. Good move, keep it up. Meanwhile in reality, everybody around the world knows that even on our worst day, we're still the best tag team in the world.
Cyanide: Damn right. The part that bugged me the most though is that over stuffed moron Super Vader is whining and bitching about not getting his return match for the Von Erich Memorial title. The funny thing is, I don't quite recall EVER getting my rightful rematch for the Von Erich Memorial title after you...with the help of Nick Scott, took it from me. And going by the way the management treats Death Sentence, I'd be willing to bet that it slipped their minds and is probably null and void now. Funny how that works.Truth of the matter is that you and I have been against eachother before and you've never been able to single handedly take me out. So as much as you think your intimidating because you're a big scary looking monster, to me just generic big man number 4,306. The fact of the matter is that I can wrestle circles around both of these idiots and if they want to get a little rough, well, my body shows the scars of battles that I've won and lost in my life. I'm more than prepared to throw hands and feet... and weapons should the need arise. Bring whatever you've got.
Reaper: The Destruction Crew, as a whole is not and never will be as dominant as I've been on my own, so naturally they're nowhere close to the force of me and my cousin here. So they can claim that they will have a new reign and they can say that they're going to beat us and secure a future title shot, but at the end of the night those two bitches are going to wind up battered, bloodied and broken like the rest of the punks that try and take us down. So you guys keep playing the big overpowering bad asses all you want, but you're just going get your asses whooped by a couple of harder hitting fighters and all around better wrestlers and atheletes. Theres a reason that we're the Texas Tag Team champions and theres a reason why you guys have become less and less relevant around here. I'll even make a proposal for you, even after you guys lose this weekend and even after we beat the Alley Ratz at 4 Up, feel free to come and have a shot at these titles. We'll embarrass you then like we're going to embarrass you now. And to think about how much you're whining now... Death Sentence will make you cry like a little baby when we crush your hopes.
Cyanide: While you two fat assholes stuff your already bloated faces, we're going to strategize and run through some tactics in a ring and then on Onslaught you'll find out that you two are just a couple of hacks who couldn't lace our boots or wipe the sweat from our foreheads. Saturday night you can bring the best you've got and watch as everything you try comes back in your face in epic fail fashion. Death Sentence is the number one team here in SNW and the world and on Onslaught we're just going to prove that once again. After that, its on to 4 Up where the Alley Ratz will try to smoke us like they do everything else and they will find out that its much safer to run with us than it is to run against us. Its a lesson that we're going to have to pound into the heads of everybody in this company. Lucky you Destruction Crew, you get to be the first in a long line of victims, get ready for a lesson you'll never forget guys. The verdict is in Destruction Crew, and Onslaught you've been given the Death Sentence, get your last meal order in big men, because on Onslaught its all over for you. See you in the ring.
Reaper and Cyanide pound fists and then walk away with their paperwork, talking trash on the Destruction Crew as we slowly fade to black.
