Post by SiMox on Apr 19, 2010 11:28:32 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the image of Simon Sensation sitting down and relaxing next to a pool. He's wearing a pair of black and blue swimming trunks and a pair of sunglasses, which he takes off and throws them onto a towel next to the chair he's sitting in.
Simon: Well, after a rather.....lackluster effort by The Alternative Lifestylers before the last Onslaught, you know.....I couldn't help but crave some competition. I mean, I've been away from SNW for months and while some things have changed, others haven't. And the level of talent in this place certainly isn't one of them. So Johnny and I went back to our lives, we went back to the proverbial daily grind and what did we find out?
He shakes his head with a rather wide, shit eating smirk on his face.
Simon: That we finally return to primetime, TV, where we belong this week and we face a team that's well......probably been around the block in more ways than one in SNW in Y Kores.
Suddenly, Johnny Moxie walks into view, drying himself out with a towel. He's wearing a pair of green trunks and seemed to be enjoying the pool area.
Johnny: Y Kores? Yeah, Adriana Samu, Petrina and Rory have been in SNW for as long as I remember with this little triumvirate of doom that they have, but you know what, Simon? For all of the time that they spent tagging, I don't recall them ever winning the Texas Tag Team titles. For all of their time in SNW, they've been just well......there. They haven't really done a whole lot and let's be honest here........I know that they're probably up there in Canada or wherever they're from watching us. But I don't really care to be honest with you.
Hr shrugs a shoulder and picks up a water bottle from next to the chair right next to Simon's.
Johnny: I know that people are going to look at us in this match and go......oh, there's two teams that are kind of on the same side of the fence, well I wonder if we'll see a handshake or anything like that? The answer is you won't because I don't know about Simon, but if I shake someone's hands, if I throw my paw out there for someone to grab, I have to respect them. And in all honesty, respect is the one word that I just can't seem to find in myself when it comes to all three of Y Kores.
Simon rolls his eyes at this and gawks over at Johnny for several moments.
Simon: It's because they're women, isn't it?
Johnny holds his hand in the air and shakes his head, as if proclaiming his innocence here.
Johnny: Not at all! Go look at their track records and try telling me why SNW even keeps them around, because I can't figure it out!
Simon sighs and shakes his head as he lays back down on the chair.
Simon: Well, Johnny does have a point. I mean, he's been in SNW before. He's held gold in this company before and singles gold at that in the Von Erich Memorial title. What has Y Kores held? Well, I don't really want to know, but it certainly hasn't been titles. And I'm sure that many of you at home right now are watching this, listening to me and wondering I may not be taking into account any wins Y Kores may have had. The answer is pretty cut and dry on that. The sport of professional wrestling, it's a fairly odd thing. You could win two hundred matches in a row and have the greatest unbeaten streak ever, but if you didn't hold any gold, would the streak really be worth a damn and highly touted by people looking back at it through history?
Johnny shakes his head and takes a seat on his chair.
Johnny: The fact of the matter is that if maybe you three had held some tag gold before or even singles gold, perhaps we'd view you as more of a threat than what we do now. But as far as I'm concerned, you're just stepping stones for us on our path to the Texas Tag Team Championship titles. And don't get me wrong......
Again, the hands get shot in the air in an innocent manner.
Johnny: I know that you three, Petrina, Rory and Adriana will probably listen to what we're saying and disagree, but that's to be expected. I know some other people may be watching this and thinking that Simon and I are out of our minds when it comes to some of the stuff that we're saying. But you know what? Simon and I aren't some rag tag, dime a dozen hack job tag team like you see all throughout the sport these days. We're much more than that. We're pretty much like brothers.
Simon nods, in agreement with what was said.
Simon: I trained Johnny. I took months out of my life to teach him the craft, the sport that we all know and love and if there's any a tandem in SNW that stood to dominate like never before, you're looking at them. By the time Johnny and I are done, you'll have forgotten all about your Freebirds, your Von Erichs, your Fantastics, your Road Warriors and your Midnight Express'. There'll only be one team that will stand the test of time as the best and you're looking right at them!
Johnny smirks and even seems to snicker as he looks over at Simon once he gets done speaking.
Johnny: And our ascent to the top of the SNW tag team division and this business as a whole, it begins this week at Onslaught when we face you, Y Kores. And it don't matter who you send into battle against us. Petrina and Rory. Rory and Adriana. Adriana and Petrina. No matter what combination of you two it is, the result is going to be the same. We're going to stand tall and you? You two are going to fall.
Simon nods and grins at the camera and nods.
Simon: Yep, this weekend marks our return to the SNW airwaves and I can tell you right now, we plan on making one of the biggest splashes that you ever seen.
With a nod, Johnny stands up and rushes toward the pool, where he flips over and into the water, causing much of it to airborne and some of it to splash on his tag team partner, who looks less than pleased!
Simon: Damnit, I didn't mean it like THAT!
Simon: Well, after a rather.....lackluster effort by The Alternative Lifestylers before the last Onslaught, you know.....I couldn't help but crave some competition. I mean, I've been away from SNW for months and while some things have changed, others haven't. And the level of talent in this place certainly isn't one of them. So Johnny and I went back to our lives, we went back to the proverbial daily grind and what did we find out?
He shakes his head with a rather wide, shit eating smirk on his face.
Simon: That we finally return to primetime, TV, where we belong this week and we face a team that's well......probably been around the block in more ways than one in SNW in Y Kores.
Suddenly, Johnny Moxie walks into view, drying himself out with a towel. He's wearing a pair of green trunks and seemed to be enjoying the pool area.
Johnny: Y Kores? Yeah, Adriana Samu, Petrina and Rory have been in SNW for as long as I remember with this little triumvirate of doom that they have, but you know what, Simon? For all of the time that they spent tagging, I don't recall them ever winning the Texas Tag Team titles. For all of their time in SNW, they've been just well......there. They haven't really done a whole lot and let's be honest here........I know that they're probably up there in Canada or wherever they're from watching us. But I don't really care to be honest with you.
Hr shrugs a shoulder and picks up a water bottle from next to the chair right next to Simon's.
Johnny: I know that people are going to look at us in this match and go......oh, there's two teams that are kind of on the same side of the fence, well I wonder if we'll see a handshake or anything like that? The answer is you won't because I don't know about Simon, but if I shake someone's hands, if I throw my paw out there for someone to grab, I have to respect them. And in all honesty, respect is the one word that I just can't seem to find in myself when it comes to all three of Y Kores.
Simon rolls his eyes at this and gawks over at Johnny for several moments.
Simon: It's because they're women, isn't it?
Johnny holds his hand in the air and shakes his head, as if proclaiming his innocence here.
Johnny: Not at all! Go look at their track records and try telling me why SNW even keeps them around, because I can't figure it out!
Simon sighs and shakes his head as he lays back down on the chair.
Simon: Well, Johnny does have a point. I mean, he's been in SNW before. He's held gold in this company before and singles gold at that in the Von Erich Memorial title. What has Y Kores held? Well, I don't really want to know, but it certainly hasn't been titles. And I'm sure that many of you at home right now are watching this, listening to me and wondering I may not be taking into account any wins Y Kores may have had. The answer is pretty cut and dry on that. The sport of professional wrestling, it's a fairly odd thing. You could win two hundred matches in a row and have the greatest unbeaten streak ever, but if you didn't hold any gold, would the streak really be worth a damn and highly touted by people looking back at it through history?
Johnny shakes his head and takes a seat on his chair.
Johnny: The fact of the matter is that if maybe you three had held some tag gold before or even singles gold, perhaps we'd view you as more of a threat than what we do now. But as far as I'm concerned, you're just stepping stones for us on our path to the Texas Tag Team Championship titles. And don't get me wrong......
Again, the hands get shot in the air in an innocent manner.
Johnny: I know that you three, Petrina, Rory and Adriana will probably listen to what we're saying and disagree, but that's to be expected. I know some other people may be watching this and thinking that Simon and I are out of our minds when it comes to some of the stuff that we're saying. But you know what? Simon and I aren't some rag tag, dime a dozen hack job tag team like you see all throughout the sport these days. We're much more than that. We're pretty much like brothers.
Simon nods, in agreement with what was said.
Simon: I trained Johnny. I took months out of my life to teach him the craft, the sport that we all know and love and if there's any a tandem in SNW that stood to dominate like never before, you're looking at them. By the time Johnny and I are done, you'll have forgotten all about your Freebirds, your Von Erichs, your Fantastics, your Road Warriors and your Midnight Express'. There'll only be one team that will stand the test of time as the best and you're looking right at them!
Johnny smirks and even seems to snicker as he looks over at Simon once he gets done speaking.
Johnny: And our ascent to the top of the SNW tag team division and this business as a whole, it begins this week at Onslaught when we face you, Y Kores. And it don't matter who you send into battle against us. Petrina and Rory. Rory and Adriana. Adriana and Petrina. No matter what combination of you two it is, the result is going to be the same. We're going to stand tall and you? You two are going to fall.
Simon nods and grins at the camera and nods.
Simon: Yep, this weekend marks our return to the SNW airwaves and I can tell you right now, we plan on making one of the biggest splashes that you ever seen.
With a nod, Johnny stands up and rushes toward the pool, where he flips over and into the water, causing much of it to airborne and some of it to splash on his tag team partner, who looks less than pleased!
Simon: Damnit, I didn't mean it like THAT!
