Post by SiMox on Apr 22, 2010 15:48:29 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the image of Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie standing front of the camera, both leaning against the hood of a red Ford Mustang convertible. Johnny smirks and nods his head.
Johnny: Well, I figured that our road to victory against Y Kores would be easy, but I didn’t really expect Petrina, Adriana and Rory to just step aside and revel in their silence like they have. Now, I know that you’re facing two guys this week on Onslaught in Simon and myself that well……may intimidate you a little. After all, we are the mouth of the west……
He nods over toward Simon, then raises a hand to his own chest.
Johnny: And simply the best. We’re quite possibly the most awesome twosome that SNW has ever seen while you girls…….well, you get an A for effort based on what you’ve done and tried doing in this company but really, where has effort with nothing to show for it gotten anyone in the history of this world? You know, Simon and I want to respect you. We want to come out here in front of the cameras and say that we’re anticipating a fight come Saturday afternoon, but it’s hard to do that when you three really lack any effort against us.
Simon looks over at Johnny and shakes his head as he looks down at the hood of the car, then up at the camera with a smirk.
Simon: Petrina, Rory, Adriana, in case the three of you thought that maybe Mox and I were screwing around after our first promo, I’ve got a newsflash for the three of you and whatever combination that you’ll send in to war against us. We’re not fooling around. We’re not tooting our own horns for the hell of it. We’re here to step into that ring. We’re here to go full cylinder, balls to the wall, all out against whoever is put in our path. We’re here in SNW to get ourselves some tag team gold and show the world how freaking awesome we both are.
He snickers and leans his head on the palm of his hand as he leans against the car hood.
Simon: And we thought that maybe we could light a fire under your asses, Y Kores, but I see that Johnny and I sadly over estimated what the three of you could do. Hell, I could soak some chairs in gas, have you three sit on them and torch them all and you likely still wouldn’t have enough of a blaze under your asses to step up to us! And that’s kind of sad if you ask me. Because Johnny and I came here to well, light a spark in the SNW tag team division. We came here because we though the level of competition in the Texas Tag Team title picture was unlike any tag team division anywhere else in the world and this is what we get? Facing two of you in our televised return back to this company?
He shakes his head and Johnny lets out a sigh as he stands upright.
Johnny: And it don’t matter which two of you we face, either. The fact of the matter is that we’ve been expecting something of a war of words, maybe even a bitter fight all week. We’ve been getting ready to go to war on Saturday afternoon and what happens? You three show us just how well…..either prepared we were or how we expected too much from this tag division. I don’t know about the three of you, more specifically, whichever combo you decide to send against us, but Si and I are ready for war and whether we get it from you or not, we are going to be walking into Saturday with a “take no prisoners” kind of mentality.
Simon pats the hood of the car and smirks.
Simon: And we will be prepared to make a statement better than any other that has been made in the Texas Tag Team title picture thus far. Every team that you have seen hold those titles, every team that has ever set foot in an SNW ring has been like old, beaten down, rusted up hunks of junk while Johnny and I, we’re like the muscle cars of tag team wrestling…….
Again, he pats the good of the Mustang.
Simon: And not only are we going to run you over this Saturday afternoon when that bell rings, Y Kores, but we’re going to make a statement. We’re going to put every tag team in this company on notice that SiMox is here, the mouth of the west and simply the best……and I guarantee every single one of you out there watching this right now that things will never, ever be the same in SNW again!
Johnny: Well, I figured that our road to victory against Y Kores would be easy, but I didn’t really expect Petrina, Adriana and Rory to just step aside and revel in their silence like they have. Now, I know that you’re facing two guys this week on Onslaught in Simon and myself that well……may intimidate you a little. After all, we are the mouth of the west……
He nods over toward Simon, then raises a hand to his own chest.
Johnny: And simply the best. We’re quite possibly the most awesome twosome that SNW has ever seen while you girls…….well, you get an A for effort based on what you’ve done and tried doing in this company but really, where has effort with nothing to show for it gotten anyone in the history of this world? You know, Simon and I want to respect you. We want to come out here in front of the cameras and say that we’re anticipating a fight come Saturday afternoon, but it’s hard to do that when you three really lack any effort against us.
Simon looks over at Johnny and shakes his head as he looks down at the hood of the car, then up at the camera with a smirk.
Simon: Petrina, Rory, Adriana, in case the three of you thought that maybe Mox and I were screwing around after our first promo, I’ve got a newsflash for the three of you and whatever combination that you’ll send in to war against us. We’re not fooling around. We’re not tooting our own horns for the hell of it. We’re here to step into that ring. We’re here to go full cylinder, balls to the wall, all out against whoever is put in our path. We’re here in SNW to get ourselves some tag team gold and show the world how freaking awesome we both are.
He snickers and leans his head on the palm of his hand as he leans against the car hood.
Simon: And we thought that maybe we could light a fire under your asses, Y Kores, but I see that Johnny and I sadly over estimated what the three of you could do. Hell, I could soak some chairs in gas, have you three sit on them and torch them all and you likely still wouldn’t have enough of a blaze under your asses to step up to us! And that’s kind of sad if you ask me. Because Johnny and I came here to well, light a spark in the SNW tag team division. We came here because we though the level of competition in the Texas Tag Team title picture was unlike any tag team division anywhere else in the world and this is what we get? Facing two of you in our televised return back to this company?
He shakes his head and Johnny lets out a sigh as he stands upright.
Johnny: And it don’t matter which two of you we face, either. The fact of the matter is that we’ve been expecting something of a war of words, maybe even a bitter fight all week. We’ve been getting ready to go to war on Saturday afternoon and what happens? You three show us just how well…..either prepared we were or how we expected too much from this tag division. I don’t know about the three of you, more specifically, whichever combo you decide to send against us, but Si and I are ready for war and whether we get it from you or not, we are going to be walking into Saturday with a “take no prisoners” kind of mentality.
Simon pats the hood of the car and smirks.
Simon: And we will be prepared to make a statement better than any other that has been made in the Texas Tag Team title picture thus far. Every team that you have seen hold those titles, every team that has ever set foot in an SNW ring has been like old, beaten down, rusted up hunks of junk while Johnny and I, we’re like the muscle cars of tag team wrestling…….
Again, he pats the good of the Mustang.
Simon: And not only are we going to run you over this Saturday afternoon when that bell rings, Y Kores, but we’re going to make a statement. We’re going to put every tag team in this company on notice that SiMox is here, the mouth of the west and simply the best……and I guarantee every single one of you out there watching this right now that things will never, ever be the same in SNW again!
