Post by freak on Mar 17, 2010 20:33:13 GMT -6
Chris P. has landed in Buffalo and is in his hotel awaiting Friday, when he will be at the HSBC Center watching first round NCAA Tournament action. But for now, he's taken the time to speak to his opponent at WrestleStock concerning a few things that he finds lacking in the words of Alex Draven.
Okay, Alex, I think we need to clarify a few things here. Because in our little verbal spat here there are some things that you just don't understand about me and there are a few things that you need to know about why you're where you are right now. I don't know if I'm going to address them all- hell, I don't even know why I'm addressing them at all, because talking to you so far has proven to be a complete and utter waste of time- but I'm going to try and make sense of things. If for nothing else but to give my fans an opportunity to see things for what they really are.
First of all, you came out and said you fought people tougher than me? Who are they and where were they? I don't know if you've ever realized this, but there are few people in this industry who could ever claim that they were tougher than me. I know most of them and the rest don't have careers. So whoever you think you may have fought over the years that's tougher than me, rest assured you're lying to yourself. There is no one that you have fought over the years that is half as tough as me, let alone tougher. Got that? Good. Let's move on.
Second of all, whatever you think my reasons are for bringing Jack Clinton into this, shove 'em up your Goddamn ass right now. Because I'm about to reveal to you the real truth as to why you were even IN the Army of the Gods in the first place. No one else will tell you this except me. And for all of you fans watching this, press record on your VCR, your DVR, whatever the hell else it is that you're using to record these days. Because I'm about to drop a bombshell.
We all know the reason why you ended up joining the Army of the Gods in the first place- it was because of Wench. We know that. But what you don't know was that Jack had final decision and he was fighting it and fighting it and fighting it. He didn't want you in the Army. He wanted me. He wanted me to be in your place. And you know what I did? I was the one who convinced him that everyone would be better off with you there. I'M the one who convinced him that he wouldn't be making a mistake. I'M the one who told him that he wouldn't regret making the decision. Because even though I don't like you, Alex, I thought that maybe you'd be a good fit. That maybe you'd be the one missing piece that would make the Army what it should've been.
Then you decided to act like you were bigger and better than everyone involved. And I got calls again. This time I was getting offers to take over for two of you- you and Wench. Jack was ready to let you BOTH go this time. And it took a lot of talking from both me AND Matt Margera to talk him down. After all the effort Jack and Angel put into getting Wench away from the side of your idiot brother, I told him that to do that would be idiotic. And even though Jack was steps away from firing both of you, I got him to change his mind. Again. Because I had enough respect for you at that point to believe you had an honorable bone in your body.
So you don't have to thank Jack for taking you in or Wench for bringing you in. You have ME to thank. Because if it wasn't for me Jack would never have been in your corner in the first place. If it wasn't for me you'd be back where you were before you became a member of the Army- useless, directionless, and hopeless. You're welcome, by the way.
Fast forward ahead a few months. When it at fell apart. Where were you when the Army had to be disbanded? You had vanished. You left the whole thing in ruins when you decided to bail. Jack and Angel needed you and you pussied out like the coward you are. You knew that with Emo Kid's dead fucking weight, there was cracks in the foundation. And instead of helping build the dam back up, you let it break and the little town below get destroyed. All because you couldn't handle it.
You see, I took that as a personal affront, Alex. Because after all the effort that I put into keeping myself out of it and you in, I'd think you'd make whatever effort you needed to to prove me right. I see now that you just were making a fool out of me...and that I should've made my jump sooner. That I should've come in and save what we were all trying to build into something big...but I didn't. And for that, I have a lot of making up to do to a lot of people. Most importantly, myself and my fans.
Alex, you don't know how much I hate being made a fool out of...and at the same time, you don't know what I do to people who make fools out of me. Over the years, I've thrown them off cages. Off buildings. Set them on fire. Buried them alive. Ended their careers. I've been doing that for over a decade in this business and even though I've been sporadically involved in the last three years, I'm still the same Chris P. that made his debut as Darkman way back when. I'm still the same Chris P. that's a multiple-time former world titleholder. I'm still the same Chris P. that's taken on the best and that's beaten the best.
And when we step in the ring in Jerryworld...you're gonna find out just how big, how bad, and how dominant that Chris P. really is. You can be a man, or you can be a coward. Either way, you are not gonna like how this ends.
FTB.
Okay, Alex, I think we need to clarify a few things here. Because in our little verbal spat here there are some things that you just don't understand about me and there are a few things that you need to know about why you're where you are right now. I don't know if I'm going to address them all- hell, I don't even know why I'm addressing them at all, because talking to you so far has proven to be a complete and utter waste of time- but I'm going to try and make sense of things. If for nothing else but to give my fans an opportunity to see things for what they really are.
First of all, you came out and said you fought people tougher than me? Who are they and where were they? I don't know if you've ever realized this, but there are few people in this industry who could ever claim that they were tougher than me. I know most of them and the rest don't have careers. So whoever you think you may have fought over the years that's tougher than me, rest assured you're lying to yourself. There is no one that you have fought over the years that is half as tough as me, let alone tougher. Got that? Good. Let's move on.
Second of all, whatever you think my reasons are for bringing Jack Clinton into this, shove 'em up your Goddamn ass right now. Because I'm about to reveal to you the real truth as to why you were even IN the Army of the Gods in the first place. No one else will tell you this except me. And for all of you fans watching this, press record on your VCR, your DVR, whatever the hell else it is that you're using to record these days. Because I'm about to drop a bombshell.
We all know the reason why you ended up joining the Army of the Gods in the first place- it was because of Wench. We know that. But what you don't know was that Jack had final decision and he was fighting it and fighting it and fighting it. He didn't want you in the Army. He wanted me. He wanted me to be in your place. And you know what I did? I was the one who convinced him that everyone would be better off with you there. I'M the one who convinced him that he wouldn't be making a mistake. I'M the one who told him that he wouldn't regret making the decision. Because even though I don't like you, Alex, I thought that maybe you'd be a good fit. That maybe you'd be the one missing piece that would make the Army what it should've been.
Then you decided to act like you were bigger and better than everyone involved. And I got calls again. This time I was getting offers to take over for two of you- you and Wench. Jack was ready to let you BOTH go this time. And it took a lot of talking from both me AND Matt Margera to talk him down. After all the effort Jack and Angel put into getting Wench away from the side of your idiot brother, I told him that to do that would be idiotic. And even though Jack was steps away from firing both of you, I got him to change his mind. Again. Because I had enough respect for you at that point to believe you had an honorable bone in your body.
So you don't have to thank Jack for taking you in or Wench for bringing you in. You have ME to thank. Because if it wasn't for me Jack would never have been in your corner in the first place. If it wasn't for me you'd be back where you were before you became a member of the Army- useless, directionless, and hopeless. You're welcome, by the way.
Fast forward ahead a few months. When it at fell apart. Where were you when the Army had to be disbanded? You had vanished. You left the whole thing in ruins when you decided to bail. Jack and Angel needed you and you pussied out like the coward you are. You knew that with Emo Kid's dead fucking weight, there was cracks in the foundation. And instead of helping build the dam back up, you let it break and the little town below get destroyed. All because you couldn't handle it.
You see, I took that as a personal affront, Alex. Because after all the effort that I put into keeping myself out of it and you in, I'd think you'd make whatever effort you needed to to prove me right. I see now that you just were making a fool out of me...and that I should've made my jump sooner. That I should've come in and save what we were all trying to build into something big...but I didn't. And for that, I have a lot of making up to do to a lot of people. Most importantly, myself and my fans.
Alex, you don't know how much I hate being made a fool out of...and at the same time, you don't know what I do to people who make fools out of me. Over the years, I've thrown them off cages. Off buildings. Set them on fire. Buried them alive. Ended their careers. I've been doing that for over a decade in this business and even though I've been sporadically involved in the last three years, I'm still the same Chris P. that made his debut as Darkman way back when. I'm still the same Chris P. that's a multiple-time former world titleholder. I'm still the same Chris P. that's taken on the best and that's beaten the best.
And when we step in the ring in Jerryworld...you're gonna find out just how big, how bad, and how dominant that Chris P. really is. You can be a man, or you can be a coward. Either way, you are not gonna like how this ends.
FTB.
