Post by ykmn on Mar 20, 2010 18:01:36 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by.
Twitch:Sports Nutz, you thought you had us up against the wall when you tried to sick your assortment of weirdos in the guise of lumberjacks on us, but we proved that we are resourcefull and have some aces up our sleeves.
Eddy:Those aces were in the form of the double tough Destruction Crew, you see the Crew and the Ratz are actually good buddies behind the scenes. They've admired our ability to take ass kickings and still keep up the fight, and we admire their love of booze.
Twitch:So when we needed someone watching our backs, who better then the four toughest men in SNW, Dunporky and Craig the Shmaig you guys tried to think you could have us at your mercy, well guys were right in your face and were here to say we're more then ready to face you in that lumberjack match coming up in just a few days.
Eddy:Everything about you guys sucks, your fat asses suck, your beer breath sucks, your crappy bacon sucks. And your choice of lumberjacks suck, Ahmed Johnson, come on, he was popular in 1996 for like two weeks, how the hell are we suppossed to be intimidated by him, so what if he played Suge Knight in the MC Hammer movie, it was all make believe, it wasn't real, he's not some big tough gangsta, he's a guy who was raped by Goldust at Royal Rumble 1996, and the other guys, I have not a clue who the f*ck they are, former pro athletes, oh I'm shaking.
Twitch:The point is, if your guys try to get rough with us, look at the convoy we got watching our back, and we haven't forgotten what you did to our friend Zippy, and neither has he and he'll be there as well just waiting for a chance to have the last laugh on you guys. You attack our friends, our fans and ourselves and you think you can laugh all the way to the pay window, well the Ratz are coming to kick your fat asses.
Eddy:Dunpork, Mueller, you guys are going to be choking on more then Nutz when we get through with you, this is coming for a few weeks now and you better believe that we are going to enjoy every second of it.
Twitch:And with all our fans coming out in a record number, you can be damn sure that they will be right there with us as we beat you from pillar to post. And guys, there's nothing you will be able to do about it.
Eddy:You can't bully people and not expect for someone to stand up and punch you in the eye to return the favour.
Twitch:The bullys will be the ones who will become the victimrs, and victims will become the victors.
Twitch:Sports Nutz, you thought you had us up against the wall when you tried to sick your assortment of weirdos in the guise of lumberjacks on us, but we proved that we are resourcefull and have some aces up our sleeves.
Eddy:Those aces were in the form of the double tough Destruction Crew, you see the Crew and the Ratz are actually good buddies behind the scenes. They've admired our ability to take ass kickings and still keep up the fight, and we admire their love of booze.
Twitch:So when we needed someone watching our backs, who better then the four toughest men in SNW, Dunporky and Craig the Shmaig you guys tried to think you could have us at your mercy, well guys were right in your face and were here to say we're more then ready to face you in that lumberjack match coming up in just a few days.
Eddy:Everything about you guys sucks, your fat asses suck, your beer breath sucks, your crappy bacon sucks. And your choice of lumberjacks suck, Ahmed Johnson, come on, he was popular in 1996 for like two weeks, how the hell are we suppossed to be intimidated by him, so what if he played Suge Knight in the MC Hammer movie, it was all make believe, it wasn't real, he's not some big tough gangsta, he's a guy who was raped by Goldust at Royal Rumble 1996, and the other guys, I have not a clue who the f*ck they are, former pro athletes, oh I'm shaking.
Twitch:The point is, if your guys try to get rough with us, look at the convoy we got watching our back, and we haven't forgotten what you did to our friend Zippy, and neither has he and he'll be there as well just waiting for a chance to have the last laugh on you guys. You attack our friends, our fans and ourselves and you think you can laugh all the way to the pay window, well the Ratz are coming to kick your fat asses.
Eddy:Dunpork, Mueller, you guys are going to be choking on more then Nutz when we get through with you, this is coming for a few weeks now and you better believe that we are going to enjoy every second of it.
Twitch:And with all our fans coming out in a record number, you can be damn sure that they will be right there with us as we beat you from pillar to post. And guys, there's nothing you will be able to do about it.
Eddy:You can't bully people and not expect for someone to stand up and punch you in the eye to return the favour.
Twitch:The bullys will be the ones who will become the victimrs, and victims will become the victors.
