Post by freak on Feb 10, 2010 2:41:52 GMT -6
Chris P. is pacing around an empty gym in his home state of New Jersey and needless to say, he's not happy.
Is that the kind of bullshit they're gonna start slinging me? That I don't have managerial credentials, so I can't stand by the ring? Let me tell you something, guys, you pull that shit again, you can kiss me goodbye. I do whatever the hell I wanna do, whenever the hell I want to do it, wherever the hell I damn well please, and you suckholes just need to sit back and take it. Hell, if I really wanted to, I could walk into the middle of an SNW ring, squat, take a dump, leave the ring and just leave it sitting there.
Why, of all things, do you say that? Because I've built up enough cred over the years and enough free passes over the years that I've basically earned the right to be a little arrogant if I so want to be. I mean, when you've been to the top of the mountain as much as I have been it kinda comes naturally after awhile. How many people can say they were at the top rung of their company nine times? Not too many and I'm one of 'em. How many people can say they held every major singles title that a company has...AT ONE TIME? Not too many, and I'm one of 'em.
Now I know a bunch of you high and mighty types, including my opponent for this week, Alex Daniels, will go ahead and try to tell me it doesn't matter what I've done in other places, it's what I do here. And you're right. It really doesn't matter. I could have all the championships in the world and it doesn't mean a thing. So I'll give you guys that point before you even think of making it, so it would be incredibly shortsighted of you to repeat it and therefore make whatever you say irrelevant.
But you know what my success does say about me? It says that wherever I go or whatever I do, I'm coming in at the top of my game. I'm coming in as someone you need to pay attention to. Because whether you want to believe this or not, I'm not some guy who's coming in blind off the street, unaware of how the business works and how people work. I've been doing this for most of the last decade and I can tell you of things I've seen, places I've been, people I've done, and all that and it would make your head spin. I know what you all are about and I know what every single one of your tactics are. You may think you're going to surprise me but you never will. It's something I've been trying to preach to others over the years but they never seem to want to listen. You can't do anything to me that I haven't seen before.
Oh, by the way, I know what some of you are going to be thinking. Because as we know, Jack Clinton's going to be in my corner. And I know that some of you are going to see that and believe, "oh, Chris isn't gonna be able to handle himself." Look, I proved it when I debuted here a couple of weeks ago. I've got friends, I'll fight alongside them if I need to, but no one- AND I MEAN NO ONE- fights Chris P.'s battles for him. Some will say that Alex Daniels might try something stupid...well, if he does that I'm just gonna have to do what I do. And if you've seen me, you know what that is. If you haven't, well, you're gonna have to find out what that is. Because I sure as hell ain't gonna tell you.
The bottom line is this. I'm not just some hotshot rookie thinking he's gonna make it big in SNW. If anything, if I don't make it big in SNW it'll be a bigger bust that the Giz-effing-mondo. Now where did you think you'd hear that again, huh? This company isn't just controlled by one or two wrestlers who are in good with the boss. Oh no. This company is free for the taking...and if I have anything to say about it, that top dog spot is mine and everyone, except for maybe a couple of people and including that short dick Alex Daniels, is just standing like dominoes waiting to be toppled.
I'm just gonna say this, Alex, don't even bother showing up. Because quite frankly, you don't stand a chance against me. I'm better than you. I don't need to prove it. Hell, I'm only wrestling in this match so I can get a warmup for the big guns. You? Pshaw. You lost to a Goddamned dwarf in the ring last week. What the hell is your right to be in the ring with me, anyway? Shouldn't you be doing something else with your life?
And this is gonna be a warning to everybody else. Watch what I do to Alex Daniels in the ring. Watch how badly I beat him. Watch the look on his face as he stares up at the lights as the ref counts to 3. It'll be a look of bewilderment...a look of one person's downfall coming at him faster than he can blink, and the look of despair that will come when that inevitability sets in.
It's a look that's going to be coming to each and every one of your faces if I decide to come after you. Because I'm putting every single one of you on notice starting now. This isn't going to be just another debuting hotshot coming to SNW. This is going to be a bitter, battle-tested, pissed-off veteran coming to take what is his. Either stand up and be men, or get the hell out of my way.
Whatever you decide, especially you Alex, I guarantee that you are NOT going to like how this ends.
FTB.
Is that the kind of bullshit they're gonna start slinging me? That I don't have managerial credentials, so I can't stand by the ring? Let me tell you something, guys, you pull that shit again, you can kiss me goodbye. I do whatever the hell I wanna do, whenever the hell I want to do it, wherever the hell I damn well please, and you suckholes just need to sit back and take it. Hell, if I really wanted to, I could walk into the middle of an SNW ring, squat, take a dump, leave the ring and just leave it sitting there.
Why, of all things, do you say that? Because I've built up enough cred over the years and enough free passes over the years that I've basically earned the right to be a little arrogant if I so want to be. I mean, when you've been to the top of the mountain as much as I have been it kinda comes naturally after awhile. How many people can say they were at the top rung of their company nine times? Not too many and I'm one of 'em. How many people can say they held every major singles title that a company has...AT ONE TIME? Not too many, and I'm one of 'em.
Now I know a bunch of you high and mighty types, including my opponent for this week, Alex Daniels, will go ahead and try to tell me it doesn't matter what I've done in other places, it's what I do here. And you're right. It really doesn't matter. I could have all the championships in the world and it doesn't mean a thing. So I'll give you guys that point before you even think of making it, so it would be incredibly shortsighted of you to repeat it and therefore make whatever you say irrelevant.
But you know what my success does say about me? It says that wherever I go or whatever I do, I'm coming in at the top of my game. I'm coming in as someone you need to pay attention to. Because whether you want to believe this or not, I'm not some guy who's coming in blind off the street, unaware of how the business works and how people work. I've been doing this for most of the last decade and I can tell you of things I've seen, places I've been, people I've done, and all that and it would make your head spin. I know what you all are about and I know what every single one of your tactics are. You may think you're going to surprise me but you never will. It's something I've been trying to preach to others over the years but they never seem to want to listen. You can't do anything to me that I haven't seen before.
Oh, by the way, I know what some of you are going to be thinking. Because as we know, Jack Clinton's going to be in my corner. And I know that some of you are going to see that and believe, "oh, Chris isn't gonna be able to handle himself." Look, I proved it when I debuted here a couple of weeks ago. I've got friends, I'll fight alongside them if I need to, but no one- AND I MEAN NO ONE- fights Chris P.'s battles for him. Some will say that Alex Daniels might try something stupid...well, if he does that I'm just gonna have to do what I do. And if you've seen me, you know what that is. If you haven't, well, you're gonna have to find out what that is. Because I sure as hell ain't gonna tell you.
The bottom line is this. I'm not just some hotshot rookie thinking he's gonna make it big in SNW. If anything, if I don't make it big in SNW it'll be a bigger bust that the Giz-effing-mondo. Now where did you think you'd hear that again, huh? This company isn't just controlled by one or two wrestlers who are in good with the boss. Oh no. This company is free for the taking...and if I have anything to say about it, that top dog spot is mine and everyone, except for maybe a couple of people and including that short dick Alex Daniels, is just standing like dominoes waiting to be toppled.
I'm just gonna say this, Alex, don't even bother showing up. Because quite frankly, you don't stand a chance against me. I'm better than you. I don't need to prove it. Hell, I'm only wrestling in this match so I can get a warmup for the big guns. You? Pshaw. You lost to a Goddamned dwarf in the ring last week. What the hell is your right to be in the ring with me, anyway? Shouldn't you be doing something else with your life?
And this is gonna be a warning to everybody else. Watch what I do to Alex Daniels in the ring. Watch how badly I beat him. Watch the look on his face as he stares up at the lights as the ref counts to 3. It'll be a look of bewilderment...a look of one person's downfall coming at him faster than he can blink, and the look of despair that will come when that inevitability sets in.
It's a look that's going to be coming to each and every one of your faces if I decide to come after you. Because I'm putting every single one of you on notice starting now. This isn't going to be just another debuting hotshot coming to SNW. This is going to be a bitter, battle-tested, pissed-off veteran coming to take what is his. Either stand up and be men, or get the hell out of my way.
Whatever you decide, especially you Alex, I guarantee that you are NOT going to like how this ends.
FTB.
