Post by Jillie on Feb 10, 2010 21:15:36 GMT -6
Scene opens in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner. Brenda Price is standing nervously beside “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, who is dressed in official Team Canada Olympic gear and is lovingly holding her albino red tail boa constrictor, Juno, around her shoulders. Juno is showing a great interest in Brenda. Samu and Price are chatting, apparently unaware that the camera is on.
Uh…does that thing bite?
If you piss her off, yeah.
Is she pissed off right now?
Adriana smirks mischievously.
She just wants to cuddle…
Adriana pushes Juno’s head closer to Brenda who takes a step back. Adriana chuckles as the camera man coughs, indicating that Brenda should start the interview. Adriana moves Juno’s head away from Brenda.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores’ “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, who is facing off against CIA’s Vinny Appice on Saturday Night Onlsaught. Adriana, last week Vinny’s team mate Manny Saul had some disparaging remarks regarding Y Kores being female…
Adriana interrupts Brenda, scoffing.
Blah blah blah. That’s all I hear when those boys open their mouths. It’s the same every damn week. “You’re just a girl.” “This is a man’s sport.” “She must be giving out favours to have gotten where she is.”
Adriana addresses the camera.
Yes, we are women. Unfortunately for you, you can’t change that. Furthermore, SNW Management is not about to fire us just for being women – for starters that’s illegal, and secondly they wouldn’t have signed us to a contract if they cared about our nether-regions. All this whining and snivelling is useless and moot. Quite frankly, I am tired of repeating myself. So, henceforth, I will not be commenting on anything regarding gender – mine or anyone else’s. I hope my Y Kores teammates till follow suit. You will be wasting your breath and these good people’s time.
Adriana turns her attention back to Brenda.
But I’ll tell you what I WILL comment on – the thorn in Y Kores’ side that Coach Foolery and his gaggle of goons are starting to become.
Alright…Last week Rory Kotch and Manny Saul’s match was called a double disqualification due to the interference of their respective managers. After things got completely out of hand, you and Petrina Rotchester came out for the assist. What are your predictions for this week’s match?
Adriana shrugs as best she can with a snake on her shoulders.
I should hope Vinny will be a professional and come prepared for a match, but I expect him to be the scum he has always been and will prepare myself for the very good possibility that Coach Tom Foolery will try to chap my ass, and for the likelihood that by the time it’s all said and done all members of both Y Kores and Sports Authority will be brawling around the arena. It’s unfortunate that such mayhem is par for the course, but…eh…what can you do?
Adriana doesn’t look at all sincere, wearing a smirk.
You seem somewhat giddy about the possibility…
Anyone who knows me knows I enjoy a good brawl. Out of respect for SNW Management neither myself nor the rest of my stable will start it, and out of respect for the SNW fans neither will we back down.
Last question – What are your thoughts on an Y Kores member facing off against a Sports Authority member twice in as many broadcasts? Have Y Kores replaced their feud with Age of SIN for a feud with the Authority?
I don’t think this has anything to do with Age of SIN, although I’m not entirely sure how the cookie crumbled this way. Maybe Foolery sees us as a threat and therefore asked to be a pain in our cute little patushes, or maybe SNW Management just saw dollar signs in a competition between two groups who have had a history in previous ventures. Regardless, Y Kores is going to meet this challenge head on, just as we tackle them all. Rory put Manny in his place last week, I’ll put Vinny in his place this week, and be rest assured that Petey would not hesitate to put Tony in his place next week, should it come to that.
Well that’s all for now, folks. Adriana, good luck this weekend, and I’ll see you all at Saturday Night Onslaught!
Brenda, assuming the feed has been cut to the camera, turns away from Adriana to address someone off camera. Juno has now wound around the arm closest to Brenda. Adriana is trying to unwind her to balance out some of the weight but this mildly annoys Juno, who decides to move along, and reaches out for Brenda’s shoulder. Before Adriana can pull her back, Brenda turns around to discover herself face-to-face with the serpent. Brenda lets out a yelp and steps back swiftly. Juno hangs in the air for a second, still half wound around Adriana’s arm, before accepting defeat and turning back to rest across Adriana’s shoulders again. Brenda is not comforted.
Do me a favour and don’t bring that man-eating snake to an interview ever again!
Brenda stomps off and Adriana makes a confused face.
What about the man-eating Rottweiler…?
Adriana chuckles to herself and walks off camera with Juno in tow to end the scene.
Uh…does that thing bite?
If you piss her off, yeah.
Is she pissed off right now?
Adriana smirks mischievously.
She just wants to cuddle…
Adriana pushes Juno’s head closer to Brenda who takes a step back. Adriana chuckles as the camera man coughs, indicating that Brenda should start the interview. Adriana moves Juno’s head away from Brenda.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores’ “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, who is facing off against CIA’s Vinny Appice on Saturday Night Onlsaught. Adriana, last week Vinny’s team mate Manny Saul had some disparaging remarks regarding Y Kores being female…
Adriana interrupts Brenda, scoffing.
Blah blah blah. That’s all I hear when those boys open their mouths. It’s the same every damn week. “You’re just a girl.” “This is a man’s sport.” “She must be giving out favours to have gotten where she is.”
Adriana addresses the camera.
Yes, we are women. Unfortunately for you, you can’t change that. Furthermore, SNW Management is not about to fire us just for being women – for starters that’s illegal, and secondly they wouldn’t have signed us to a contract if they cared about our nether-regions. All this whining and snivelling is useless and moot. Quite frankly, I am tired of repeating myself. So, henceforth, I will not be commenting on anything regarding gender – mine or anyone else’s. I hope my Y Kores teammates till follow suit. You will be wasting your breath and these good people’s time.
Adriana turns her attention back to Brenda.
But I’ll tell you what I WILL comment on – the thorn in Y Kores’ side that Coach Foolery and his gaggle of goons are starting to become.
Alright…Last week Rory Kotch and Manny Saul’s match was called a double disqualification due to the interference of their respective managers. After things got completely out of hand, you and Petrina Rotchester came out for the assist. What are your predictions for this week’s match?
Adriana shrugs as best she can with a snake on her shoulders.
I should hope Vinny will be a professional and come prepared for a match, but I expect him to be the scum he has always been and will prepare myself for the very good possibility that Coach Tom Foolery will try to chap my ass, and for the likelihood that by the time it’s all said and done all members of both Y Kores and Sports Authority will be brawling around the arena. It’s unfortunate that such mayhem is par for the course, but…eh…what can you do?
Adriana doesn’t look at all sincere, wearing a smirk.
You seem somewhat giddy about the possibility…
Anyone who knows me knows I enjoy a good brawl. Out of respect for SNW Management neither myself nor the rest of my stable will start it, and out of respect for the SNW fans neither will we back down.
Last question – What are your thoughts on an Y Kores member facing off against a Sports Authority member twice in as many broadcasts? Have Y Kores replaced their feud with Age of SIN for a feud with the Authority?
I don’t think this has anything to do with Age of SIN, although I’m not entirely sure how the cookie crumbled this way. Maybe Foolery sees us as a threat and therefore asked to be a pain in our cute little patushes, or maybe SNW Management just saw dollar signs in a competition between two groups who have had a history in previous ventures. Regardless, Y Kores is going to meet this challenge head on, just as we tackle them all. Rory put Manny in his place last week, I’ll put Vinny in his place this week, and be rest assured that Petey would not hesitate to put Tony in his place next week, should it come to that.
Well that’s all for now, folks. Adriana, good luck this weekend, and I’ll see you all at Saturday Night Onslaught!
Brenda, assuming the feed has been cut to the camera, turns away from Adriana to address someone off camera. Juno has now wound around the arm closest to Brenda. Adriana is trying to unwind her to balance out some of the weight but this mildly annoys Juno, who decides to move along, and reaches out for Brenda’s shoulder. Before Adriana can pull her back, Brenda turns around to discover herself face-to-face with the serpent. Brenda lets out a yelp and steps back swiftly. Juno hangs in the air for a second, still half wound around Adriana’s arm, before accepting defeat and turning back to rest across Adriana’s shoulders again. Brenda is not comforted.
Do me a favour and don’t bring that man-eating snake to an interview ever again!
Brenda stomps off and Adriana makes a confused face.
What about the man-eating Rottweiler…?
Adriana chuckles to herself and walks off camera with Juno in tow to end the scene.
