Post by "Classy" djowalsen on Feb 11, 2010 18:01:22 GMT -6
[Shot opens inside a large radio studio. There are large posters of a heavy-chested white man in his late forties. His brown hair is well kempt, but doesn't really look very good. He has a stern look on his face and is surrounded by American iconography with the name "Gary Shieds" prominently displayed. That man is sitting at his chair behind a microphone with his headset on.]
Gary Shields: Welcome back, listeners, to the Gary Shields Freedom Hour, Your Shield Against Tyranny on Your Own Shores, here on the the Freedom Radio News Network. Now listeners, I don't usually watch sports, as you know, sports are just a way for the new world order to distract you as they strip away your freedoms and trample on YOUR constitution. However, there is one sport that I like to indulge in, listeners, and that sport is professional wrestling. Some will tell you that it's not really a sport, but these are the same people who will lie to your face and tell you that JFK had only one shooter and the government isn't trying to control the weather as we speak in order to fake global warming so they can jack up your utilities bills and set the stage for the dissolution of the American state in exchange for a new global government controlled the global banks that are indebting the world's nations to bring them to their knees. All of this is detailed in my book "Stars and Behind Bars: The Subjugation of America by the New World Order," availabe at eaglewars.com or at all fine book stores... I lost my train of thought... Oh yes, wrestling. Recently, I've been particularly interested because a new group in SNW has been unafraid to speak the truth and stand up to the slobbering masses of well-trained dogs that is the majority of the global public, although not the majority of our fine listeners here. Listeners, I am proud to welcome Tom Foolery, Vinny Appice, Tony Manzetti and Manny Saul, the Sports Authority.
[Camera pans to the right where the Sports Authority guys are all set up with their headphones and microphones. Vinny Appice is absolutely beaming.]
Vinny Appice: Aw man, it is so freakin' awesome to be here! I listen to your show everyday, I signed up for your podcast, I've read all of your books. Could you please sign my copy? It would mean so much.
Gary Shields: I would like nothing more but first, let's get through this interview, I've got a lot of information to give to the nation and only an hour to do it.
Vinny Appice: Of course, of course.
Gary Shields: Now, while I don't approve of your connection to those lower sports which are tools for our super-government overlords to distract us, I do approve of your stands. You're the only stable in professional wrestling to stand up against Obamacare.
Tom Foolery: You're damn straight!
Gary Shields: Luckily this country came to its senses and realized that it was just a ploy for the new world order to begin its depopulation plans to wipe out the majority of the world's population.
Manny Saul: I don't think any of us thought that...
Vinny Appice: I did! I knew it from the beginning, the Bilderburg group decided on it at the 2005 summit. I read it all in your book...
Gary Shields: ...and by book, listeners, he means "Stars and Behind Bars: The Subjugation of America by the New World Order."
Vinny Appice: Of course, of course.
Gary Shields: It's good to know that wrestlers are so well read, this is why I know wrestling isn't another tool of the New World Order. However, you gentlemen are under attack!
Tom Foolery: We certainly are, Gary.
Gary Shields: Not just by some brutes in tights, no, you gentlemen are under attack by a cadre of multinational agents who are trying to destabilize this country's greatest pastime.
Vinny Appice: Exactly, Mr. Shields, exactly. Now these guys don't believe me. They say I'm crazy. They say that there isn't a new world order, that there aren't cameras everywhere we go...
Manny Saul: There aren't cameras everywhere we go...
Vinny Appice: Oh yeah, than what that [points to camera]
Gary Shields: That's Chet, he's our camera guy, we have him record when the guests come in so we can put them on Youtube... but I understand you're point. We're living in a prison planet, people. There are cameras everywhere, people are being monitored, you, listeners, are being watched right now.
Vinny Appice: Yeah... yeah! Now Coach and Manny, they think that these Y Kores chicks are just bimbos. They think they're just girls trying to play in a man's game, but I know better! I see these women for they really are, they are agents who are trying to get our good American wrestling fans to hate men, to hate American men and look up at dirty foreigner women as heroes. They're trying to destroy the very fiber of our society!
Gary Shields: I think your on to something, Vinny! It all makes sense now... For hundreds of years, wrestling has been the man's domain but now, all of a sudden these women are coming in here and trying to neuter our men in the greatest sport his country has. They are seeding distrust in men so when the sweeping, tyranical feminocracy reveals itself, the American people will flock to it.
Vinny Appice: Yeah, but we're not going to let them do that to us. We're not going to let them do that to America!
Tom Foolery: Amurrica!
Gary Shields: You hear that listeners? If you cheer for the Y Kores, you're rooting for the new feminocracy to castrate the free world and bring it under the high heel of female oppression!
Tony Manzetti: I thought we were going to be taken over by some "New World Order..."
Vinny Appice: Shut up, Tony. You couldn't understand...
Gary Shields: He's right, we are constantly under siege on all sides. The New World Order on the right, the burgeoning feminocracy on the left and the masons from above! They are all pressing on you listeners and you must be vigilant! Speaking of pressing, we are being pressed for time, so Vinny, brave soldier, I wish you all the luck in the world Saturday. You are fighting the good fight against those evil forces of the feminocracy.
Vinny Appice: Will do, Gary!
Gary Shields: Thanks for coming everyone, we'll be back after a few moments, this is the Gary Shields Freedom Hour on the Freedom News Network.
Gary Shields: Welcome back, listeners, to the Gary Shields Freedom Hour, Your Shield Against Tyranny on Your Own Shores, here on the the Freedom Radio News Network. Now listeners, I don't usually watch sports, as you know, sports are just a way for the new world order to distract you as they strip away your freedoms and trample on YOUR constitution. However, there is one sport that I like to indulge in, listeners, and that sport is professional wrestling. Some will tell you that it's not really a sport, but these are the same people who will lie to your face and tell you that JFK had only one shooter and the government isn't trying to control the weather as we speak in order to fake global warming so they can jack up your utilities bills and set the stage for the dissolution of the American state in exchange for a new global government controlled the global banks that are indebting the world's nations to bring them to their knees. All of this is detailed in my book "Stars and Behind Bars: The Subjugation of America by the New World Order," availabe at eaglewars.com or at all fine book stores... I lost my train of thought... Oh yes, wrestling. Recently, I've been particularly interested because a new group in SNW has been unafraid to speak the truth and stand up to the slobbering masses of well-trained dogs that is the majority of the global public, although not the majority of our fine listeners here. Listeners, I am proud to welcome Tom Foolery, Vinny Appice, Tony Manzetti and Manny Saul, the Sports Authority.
[Camera pans to the right where the Sports Authority guys are all set up with their headphones and microphones. Vinny Appice is absolutely beaming.]
Vinny Appice: Aw man, it is so freakin' awesome to be here! I listen to your show everyday, I signed up for your podcast, I've read all of your books. Could you please sign my copy? It would mean so much.
Gary Shields: I would like nothing more but first, let's get through this interview, I've got a lot of information to give to the nation and only an hour to do it.
Vinny Appice: Of course, of course.
Gary Shields: Now, while I don't approve of your connection to those lower sports which are tools for our super-government overlords to distract us, I do approve of your stands. You're the only stable in professional wrestling to stand up against Obamacare.
Tom Foolery: You're damn straight!
Gary Shields: Luckily this country came to its senses and realized that it was just a ploy for the new world order to begin its depopulation plans to wipe out the majority of the world's population.
Manny Saul: I don't think any of us thought that...
Vinny Appice: I did! I knew it from the beginning, the Bilderburg group decided on it at the 2005 summit. I read it all in your book...
Gary Shields: ...and by book, listeners, he means "Stars and Behind Bars: The Subjugation of America by the New World Order."
Vinny Appice: Of course, of course.
Gary Shields: It's good to know that wrestlers are so well read, this is why I know wrestling isn't another tool of the New World Order. However, you gentlemen are under attack!
Tom Foolery: We certainly are, Gary.
Gary Shields: Not just by some brutes in tights, no, you gentlemen are under attack by a cadre of multinational agents who are trying to destabilize this country's greatest pastime.
Vinny Appice: Exactly, Mr. Shields, exactly. Now these guys don't believe me. They say I'm crazy. They say that there isn't a new world order, that there aren't cameras everywhere we go...
Manny Saul: There aren't cameras everywhere we go...
Vinny Appice: Oh yeah, than what that [points to camera]
Gary Shields: That's Chet, he's our camera guy, we have him record when the guests come in so we can put them on Youtube... but I understand you're point. We're living in a prison planet, people. There are cameras everywhere, people are being monitored, you, listeners, are being watched right now.
Vinny Appice: Yeah... yeah! Now Coach and Manny, they think that these Y Kores chicks are just bimbos. They think they're just girls trying to play in a man's game, but I know better! I see these women for they really are, they are agents who are trying to get our good American wrestling fans to hate men, to hate American men and look up at dirty foreigner women as heroes. They're trying to destroy the very fiber of our society!
Gary Shields: I think your on to something, Vinny! It all makes sense now... For hundreds of years, wrestling has been the man's domain but now, all of a sudden these women are coming in here and trying to neuter our men in the greatest sport his country has. They are seeding distrust in men so when the sweeping, tyranical feminocracy reveals itself, the American people will flock to it.
Vinny Appice: Yeah, but we're not going to let them do that to us. We're not going to let them do that to America!
Tom Foolery: Amurrica!
Gary Shields: You hear that listeners? If you cheer for the Y Kores, you're rooting for the new feminocracy to castrate the free world and bring it under the high heel of female oppression!
Tony Manzetti: I thought we were going to be taken over by some "New World Order..."
Vinny Appice: Shut up, Tony. You couldn't understand...
Gary Shields: He's right, we are constantly under siege on all sides. The New World Order on the right, the burgeoning feminocracy on the left and the masons from above! They are all pressing on you listeners and you must be vigilant! Speaking of pressing, we are being pressed for time, so Vinny, brave soldier, I wish you all the luck in the world Saturday. You are fighting the good fight against those evil forces of the feminocracy.
Vinny Appice: Will do, Gary!
Gary Shields: Thanks for coming everyone, we'll be back after a few moments, this is the Gary Shields Freedom Hour on the Freedom News Network.