Post by ykmn on Feb 11, 2010 19:16:40 GMT -6
Scene opens with the Alley Ratz standing by. Both are wearing "Support Haiti" T Shirts
Eddy:SNW, the Alley Ratz here as always to cut a little promotional piece for our upcoming match, and were going to do that right now.
Twitch:We've been doing some thinking lately fans, and alot of that thinking is where do we go, what do we do now adays, our current tag team champions The Young Gunz look almost unstoppable right now, they have alot going for them, but they're attitudes collectively suck. They're a shining example of what tag team champions should not be, you guys are slimly little weasels and don't deserve to have the belts, not after all the crap you've pulled the last few months.
Eddy:But it seems thats your MO, being low down dirty mfers, and if that's the game you want to play, that's a shame because you guys are a great team but you play things by the wrong side of the tracks, and the fans are going to crave and pine for that team that'll knock you off your pedastals and leave you flat on your ass, and the two of us are waiting for that golden oppurtunity.
Twitch:An oppurtunity we are going to enjoy, when we get there, but right now we have to do things the classic way and win matches and get that title shot we've been wanting for awhile now after we barely got a taste of those sweet Texas Tag titles, and that's been bothering us for to long now, we owe it to our fans to do that, and we feel like we've been letting them down the last few months by not giving them what they want, well we can't let that happen anymore, were on a mission to get our hands on the Young Gunz and prove that their shooting blanks. And this Saturday night at Onslaught we can better our chances in doing so by taking on two very very strong teams.
Eddy:What do you mean strong? Like toss us around the ring strong or in standing strong.
Twitch:Both.
Eddy:Crap.
Twitch:But it's not a problem, sure we might get beat up a bit, but we've been beaten up before and were bound to be beaten up many more times, but we'll still keeping fighting and we'll still come out the winners.
Eddy:Andy Lionheart and Alexander Draven, two guys who are known to get violent in matches, and SINners Law two power houses who are sure to make us feel some pain, are we going to back out if it, taking on four men who are dangerous and are going to enjoy hurting these two skinny juggalos. But what they don't know is that were going to come on in and were going to cause both of our opponents to crash into each other and leave the pieces for us to finish.
Twitch:Were not the biggest guys in the fight, and were not the most hardcore, but we like we've always said, we have the most important thing going for us, and thats the support of the fans, they have stood by us for so long, and they will continue to do so, and the two other teams that were going to face are not going to scare us or intimidate us, were ready to get our title shots again, and we want to make sure we do it right, Young Gunz, you guys are at the end of the road for us, but right now we got to work to get there, and these two teams infront of us are a good test, we've been training hard and we've been preparing ourselves for that sprint to the Texas Tag Titles, and at Onslaught we get to the first stop in that road.
Eddy:Saturday Night is alright for fighting, and we plan to get some action in.
Twitch:You like Elton John?
Eddy:No I like Nickleback.
Twitch:They suck.
Eddy:They do not.
Twitch:Anyway, the Ratz will not get stuck in your traps boys, we will sneak in to your house and take your cheese.
Eddy:That's terrible.
Twitch:I'd like to see you come up with one.
Eddy:I will next time.
Twitch:Till then see you guys Saturday.
Scene ends
Eddy:SNW, the Alley Ratz here as always to cut a little promotional piece for our upcoming match, and were going to do that right now.
Twitch:We've been doing some thinking lately fans, and alot of that thinking is where do we go, what do we do now adays, our current tag team champions The Young Gunz look almost unstoppable right now, they have alot going for them, but they're attitudes collectively suck. They're a shining example of what tag team champions should not be, you guys are slimly little weasels and don't deserve to have the belts, not after all the crap you've pulled the last few months.
Eddy:But it seems thats your MO, being low down dirty mfers, and if that's the game you want to play, that's a shame because you guys are a great team but you play things by the wrong side of the tracks, and the fans are going to crave and pine for that team that'll knock you off your pedastals and leave you flat on your ass, and the two of us are waiting for that golden oppurtunity.
Twitch:An oppurtunity we are going to enjoy, when we get there, but right now we have to do things the classic way and win matches and get that title shot we've been wanting for awhile now after we barely got a taste of those sweet Texas Tag titles, and that's been bothering us for to long now, we owe it to our fans to do that, and we feel like we've been letting them down the last few months by not giving them what they want, well we can't let that happen anymore, were on a mission to get our hands on the Young Gunz and prove that their shooting blanks. And this Saturday night at Onslaught we can better our chances in doing so by taking on two very very strong teams.
Eddy:What do you mean strong? Like toss us around the ring strong or in standing strong.
Twitch:Both.
Eddy:Crap.
Twitch:But it's not a problem, sure we might get beat up a bit, but we've been beaten up before and were bound to be beaten up many more times, but we'll still keeping fighting and we'll still come out the winners.
Eddy:Andy Lionheart and Alexander Draven, two guys who are known to get violent in matches, and SINners Law two power houses who are sure to make us feel some pain, are we going to back out if it, taking on four men who are dangerous and are going to enjoy hurting these two skinny juggalos. But what they don't know is that were going to come on in and were going to cause both of our opponents to crash into each other and leave the pieces for us to finish.
Twitch:Were not the biggest guys in the fight, and were not the most hardcore, but we like we've always said, we have the most important thing going for us, and thats the support of the fans, they have stood by us for so long, and they will continue to do so, and the two other teams that were going to face are not going to scare us or intimidate us, were ready to get our title shots again, and we want to make sure we do it right, Young Gunz, you guys are at the end of the road for us, but right now we got to work to get there, and these two teams infront of us are a good test, we've been training hard and we've been preparing ourselves for that sprint to the Texas Tag Titles, and at Onslaught we get to the first stop in that road.
Eddy:Saturday Night is alright for fighting, and we plan to get some action in.
Twitch:You like Elton John?
Eddy:No I like Nickleback.
Twitch:They suck.
Eddy:They do not.
Twitch:Anyway, the Ratz will not get stuck in your traps boys, we will sneak in to your house and take your cheese.
Eddy:That's terrible.
Twitch:I'd like to see you come up with one.
Eddy:I will next time.
Twitch:Till then see you guys Saturday.
Scene ends
