Post by sh17 on Feb 26, 2010 18:44:44 GMT -6
The arid environment at the Grand Canyon, as we see nothing but deep valleys and sand. The camera zooms in, and we see two figures on a couple of burros riding down a particular trail.The pair can not be easily identified, as they are both wearing brightly colored Luchador masks. The only way we know that they are the Young Gunz is that they are wearing the SNW Texas Tag Team Title belts. They get to the bottom of the hill, and in apparent disgust Samuel Hale rips his mask off his head.
SAMUEL HALE
OK, that's it! I'm done wearing this stupid mask, riding this stupid donkey down into a huge ass hole in the ground. What the Hell are we even doing here Marcus? We've got a six man tag match coming up at Guy's Night Out, and we are out in some oversized ditch!
The other figure steps off his donkey, and takes off his mask to reveal himself as Marcus Ryan. He lays the mask across the donkey's back.
MARCUS RYAN
Well it's Lucha rules Samuel. So, I figured it'd be a good idea if we felt what it was like to be real Luchadors. That way, we can have a distinct advantage going into the match. I bet no one else in the match knows what it's like to wear a real wrestling mask.
SAMUEL HALE
Oh sure, except for Cyanide who is teaming with our two opponents. That's real great. Both Reaper and Cyanide are world renown wrestlers, so I'm sure they've been to Mexico!
MARCUS RYAN
Well, what about that other spare? Versus Vince looks like he just finished up his first day of freshman year, and his mom is dropping him off at the arena. Who knows, maybe if Vince's team wins his mom will take the entire team out for pizza at Chuck E. Cheese later on.
SAMUEL HALE
Besides the point, why the Hell did you drag me out here to this God forsaken desert? Where I had to ride a smelly donkey, and suffocate myself wearing this stupid mask.
MARCUS RYAN
Well, I just thought it'd be a good idea.
SAMUEL HALE
Good God, I think you might have more Wade Phillips than Nolan Ryan in you. You've got to be the worst motivator in the history of this universe. We could have been working with Vincent on ring technique, yet we are stuck down here.
MARCUS RYAN
Well, I had fun. Wally and I are a great team.
SAMUEL HALE
Wally? Who or what is Wally?
MARCUS RYAN
Well, it's what I named my donkey. Granted, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. But I named it Wally, and I gotta say I might buy one of these things and ride it to the ring every week. How awesome would that be Samuel?
SAMUEL HALE
NO IT WOULDN'T! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE AN IDIOT! SHUT UP DON'T TALK ANYMORE!
Marcus looks hurt as Samuel is pacing around fuming.
SAMUEL HALE
Listen, Death Sentence and Versus Vince, and listen good. I don't really care what you say, because all your talk means a hill of the dung that these two donkeys produce. We've got the belts, and until you beat us for them nothing else matters. We are the champions, and we have ultimate bragging rights. So talk until you develop an Obama like complex, but until you can actually beat us it won't matter a bit. We're coming for Guy's Night Out, and rest assured we will be ready. Setting this little voyage aside, we will come ready. So get ready, because the champs will be there, and we will win.
SAMUEL HALE
OK, that's it! I'm done wearing this stupid mask, riding this stupid donkey down into a huge ass hole in the ground. What the Hell are we even doing here Marcus? We've got a six man tag match coming up at Guy's Night Out, and we are out in some oversized ditch!
The other figure steps off his donkey, and takes off his mask to reveal himself as Marcus Ryan. He lays the mask across the donkey's back.
MARCUS RYAN
Well it's Lucha rules Samuel. So, I figured it'd be a good idea if we felt what it was like to be real Luchadors. That way, we can have a distinct advantage going into the match. I bet no one else in the match knows what it's like to wear a real wrestling mask.
SAMUEL HALE
Oh sure, except for Cyanide who is teaming with our two opponents. That's real great. Both Reaper and Cyanide are world renown wrestlers, so I'm sure they've been to Mexico!
MARCUS RYAN
Well, what about that other spare? Versus Vince looks like he just finished up his first day of freshman year, and his mom is dropping him off at the arena. Who knows, maybe if Vince's team wins his mom will take the entire team out for pizza at Chuck E. Cheese later on.
SAMUEL HALE
Besides the point, why the Hell did you drag me out here to this God forsaken desert? Where I had to ride a smelly donkey, and suffocate myself wearing this stupid mask.
MARCUS RYAN
Well, I just thought it'd be a good idea.
SAMUEL HALE
Good God, I think you might have more Wade Phillips than Nolan Ryan in you. You've got to be the worst motivator in the history of this universe. We could have been working with Vincent on ring technique, yet we are stuck down here.
MARCUS RYAN
Well, I had fun. Wally and I are a great team.
SAMUEL HALE
Wally? Who or what is Wally?
MARCUS RYAN
Well, it's what I named my donkey. Granted, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. But I named it Wally, and I gotta say I might buy one of these things and ride it to the ring every week. How awesome would that be Samuel?
SAMUEL HALE
NO IT WOULDN'T! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE AN IDIOT! SHUT UP DON'T TALK ANYMORE!
Marcus looks hurt as Samuel is pacing around fuming.
SAMUEL HALE
Listen, Death Sentence and Versus Vince, and listen good. I don't really care what you say, because all your talk means a hill of the dung that these two donkeys produce. We've got the belts, and until you beat us for them nothing else matters. We are the champions, and we have ultimate bragging rights. So talk until you develop an Obama like complex, but until you can actually beat us it won't matter a bit. We're coming for Guy's Night Out, and rest assured we will be ready. Setting this little voyage aside, we will come ready. So get ready, because the champs will be there, and we will win.