Post by sh17 on Jan 14, 2010 19:07:56 GMT -6
A smaller sized room with black walls is shown as the shot begins. A crude white circular piece of paper with an unreadable logo is pasted on the wall behind a rickety folding table and two generic folding chairs. In the background the cheap sound effect of cameras snapping goes off, as the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan walk in wearing suits with their title belts around their waists. They sit down, and the noise is turned down from whatever boombox it was emanating from. They reach for imaginary microphones, realize they are there, shrug, and start anyway.
Hello everyone, thank you for coming today. My name is Samuel Hale, and I would like to welcome you to this press conference. It seems that there are a couple things people would like some answers on regarding how we came about to win these titles. Also, we will address our upcoming title match against the new age Godwinns.
And as you all know I am Marcus Ryan, the other half of the newly crowned champions. So, to clarify what exactly happened at No Holds Barred this past Saturday, we defeated Death Sentence and finally gave this company champions they could be proud of. These Texas Tag Team Titles are extremely prestigious, and to have a couple of California yuppies with them is a damn disgrace and we at Insurgence would not stand for it. So we went to Gordon Heath, and he agreed with us. So, we were able to work a deal where we had no chance to lose. After we walked out of the meeting, we ran into Vincent Matthews. He liked our plan, but like the great leader he is, he made it even better. He met with Gordie, and a few hours later we had done the deed. Vincent had taken out those two slackers, and these beautiful shining belts came to a pair of rightful owners.
And quite frankly Death Sentence, we were more than happy to aid SNW in giving them a great reputation. When the world looks at this company now, they see three very distinguished men holding the most important titles that the company has to offer. When they saw Soul Reaper and Cyanide with these belts, they must have been disgusted. They can be proud now, because we will defend this with the same honor and intention that we won them with. Which leads to our match this week.
It seems the Trailer Park Crew took issue with how we gained our title shots. They appealed to Codi Shane who granted them a shot at our titles, a stupid and thoughtless move which is no shock that a woman would make in all honesty. So they throw us the Mailer and Kilo Kong as our "challengers." Challengers are not an apt term, since these two will be no real challenge for us. They are nothing but overgrown trailer park rednecks, who would be better off making meth and cheering for Kyle Petty than trying to compete at our level. Shane, if you really are set against us having these titles, then don't send these two yokels to defeat two elitists because it just isn't going to happen.
But that's OK, because on Saturday we will send a message. We will obliterate these two numbskulls, and leave them lying in pools of their own sweat and blood to suffer. They have as good a chance to defeat us as Tiger Woods does of not losing half his fortune. But the message we plan on sending is simple. Don't screw with us. With Matthews leading us, Insurgence will usher in a new era of SNW and wrestling in general. Groups have pledged to bring this in before, but they became bloated and overrun with spares. They collapsed upon themselves, and that led to their downfall. But not here, we are three men on a mission and we will not be derailed. Our actions will speak louder than our words, this I can assure you with all certainty.
Both men stand up and file out, as the sound effect switches from cameras to claps.
Hello everyone, thank you for coming today. My name is Samuel Hale, and I would like to welcome you to this press conference. It seems that there are a couple things people would like some answers on regarding how we came about to win these titles. Also, we will address our upcoming title match against the new age Godwinns.
And as you all know I am Marcus Ryan, the other half of the newly crowned champions. So, to clarify what exactly happened at No Holds Barred this past Saturday, we defeated Death Sentence and finally gave this company champions they could be proud of. These Texas Tag Team Titles are extremely prestigious, and to have a couple of California yuppies with them is a damn disgrace and we at Insurgence would not stand for it. So we went to Gordon Heath, and he agreed with us. So, we were able to work a deal where we had no chance to lose. After we walked out of the meeting, we ran into Vincent Matthews. He liked our plan, but like the great leader he is, he made it even better. He met with Gordie, and a few hours later we had done the deed. Vincent had taken out those two slackers, and these beautiful shining belts came to a pair of rightful owners.
And quite frankly Death Sentence, we were more than happy to aid SNW in giving them a great reputation. When the world looks at this company now, they see three very distinguished men holding the most important titles that the company has to offer. When they saw Soul Reaper and Cyanide with these belts, they must have been disgusted. They can be proud now, because we will defend this with the same honor and intention that we won them with. Which leads to our match this week.
It seems the Trailer Park Crew took issue with how we gained our title shots. They appealed to Codi Shane who granted them a shot at our titles, a stupid and thoughtless move which is no shock that a woman would make in all honesty. So they throw us the Mailer and Kilo Kong as our "challengers." Challengers are not an apt term, since these two will be no real challenge for us. They are nothing but overgrown trailer park rednecks, who would be better off making meth and cheering for Kyle Petty than trying to compete at our level. Shane, if you really are set against us having these titles, then don't send these two yokels to defeat two elitists because it just isn't going to happen.
But that's OK, because on Saturday we will send a message. We will obliterate these two numbskulls, and leave them lying in pools of their own sweat and blood to suffer. They have as good a chance to defeat us as Tiger Woods does of not losing half his fortune. But the message we plan on sending is simple. Don't screw with us. With Matthews leading us, Insurgence will usher in a new era of SNW and wrestling in general. Groups have pledged to bring this in before, but they became bloated and overrun with spares. They collapsed upon themselves, and that led to their downfall. But not here, we are three men on a mission and we will not be derailed. Our actions will speak louder than our words, this I can assure you with all certainty.
Both men stand up and file out, as the sound effect switches from cameras to claps.