Post by ykmn on Jan 14, 2010 23:04:36 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are in their ring gear.
Eddy:We thought at No Holds Barred that theres going to be a big shake up the tag team ranks, call it a feeling, call it a hunch, but we know something big was going to go down, only problem was we thought it was going to be invovling us. We thought No Holds Barred was going to be our night.
Twitch:But no, we went out there and tried our best, but we got taken down by the ever imposing Destruction Crew, and it was The Young Guns who went onto the win the number one contender spot to the Texas Tag Titles. And that big shake up we were talking about, that was when they took advantage of an oppurtunity and they unfairly caught Death Sentence with their proverbial pants down and stole the titles from them. Thats not cool guys, Soul Reaper and Cyanide deserved a better match then that, they were strong tag team champions, and you guys did the lowest thing you could do to them. You cheated them out of their belts, and have now left the SNW fanbase ashamed of who holds those Tag Titles.
Eddy:Death Sentence, aren't our bestest of friends, infact Soul Reapers threatened physical pain on us on more then one occassion. But we respect them greatly, and we don't like what went down, as two guys who are pillars of SNW's tag team scene, we realize we have to do something to make sure our division isnt represented by some weasels and cheats, like you Young Guns, you guys shouldn't be champions, a team with more respect and honor should be champions. If you truly wanted to prove yourselves, you should have given Death Sentence a better shot at figthing you chicken craps.
Twitch:We've always been a team for the people, and our people arent going to stand for that high way robbery, they want a team to set things right, and The Alley Ratz are that team. We know we might not be to high on the rankings right now, but were going to work our way up and were going to face the newly crowned champions and were going to bring those belts back to a team that the people can be proud of.
Eddy:This week were taking on the extremelly dangerous team of Jack Clinton and Katrina. Just that team alone is enough to make for a night of tough competition. Clinton is a monster, and Katrina is a woman who loves inflicting pain, especially on men. Usually I'd be down for a chick who likes it rought, but not in this case.
Twitch:Things have been shaky for us the last little while, but we got to pull our head out of her asses and realize whats truly important, and thats those titles we held once before, not for to long however and that has eaten away at us for to long, Young Gunz, Z,S however the hell its spelled, the Ratz might not be a team right now that your considering a viable threat, you might even laugh at the idea of us coming up that ladder and getting a shot. But you guys will soon be eating your words.
Eddy:Clinton and Katrina, weve never been afraid of any team, and you guys are not going to change that, Clinton you might be built a whole lot better then we are, and Katrina you might be a little bit hotter then we are. But your not a better team then we are, were taking on the competition and were beating them all, and then those tag titles around your waists, theyre coming back to us.
Twitch:The fans of SNW, our fans, the era of those SOB's the Gunz, will be swiftly brought to an end, but we need your support this week first, like we said the team were facing isn't a walk in the park, we could get really hurt, but their going to have to get a hold of us first and make sure were weakened to the point where we cant even move because were not going to let you down, were going to do what we say and not blow smoke out of our ass.
Eddy:Clinton, Katrina, lets do this thing, but be prepared to feel the most quickest and effective of Rat Attacks.
Twitch:The Gods might be strong, but they are foolish, you like that, I came up with it myself.
Eddy:Sounded sick.
Twitch:Clinton, Katrina, itll all come down to three simple numbers, then its you Gunz, those belts are coming with us, and you will realize it when its to late. Juggalo nation we wont let you down.
Eddy:We thought at No Holds Barred that theres going to be a big shake up the tag team ranks, call it a feeling, call it a hunch, but we know something big was going to go down, only problem was we thought it was going to be invovling us. We thought No Holds Barred was going to be our night.
Twitch:But no, we went out there and tried our best, but we got taken down by the ever imposing Destruction Crew, and it was The Young Guns who went onto the win the number one contender spot to the Texas Tag Titles. And that big shake up we were talking about, that was when they took advantage of an oppurtunity and they unfairly caught Death Sentence with their proverbial pants down and stole the titles from them. Thats not cool guys, Soul Reaper and Cyanide deserved a better match then that, they were strong tag team champions, and you guys did the lowest thing you could do to them. You cheated them out of their belts, and have now left the SNW fanbase ashamed of who holds those Tag Titles.
Eddy:Death Sentence, aren't our bestest of friends, infact Soul Reapers threatened physical pain on us on more then one occassion. But we respect them greatly, and we don't like what went down, as two guys who are pillars of SNW's tag team scene, we realize we have to do something to make sure our division isnt represented by some weasels and cheats, like you Young Guns, you guys shouldn't be champions, a team with more respect and honor should be champions. If you truly wanted to prove yourselves, you should have given Death Sentence a better shot at figthing you chicken craps.
Twitch:We've always been a team for the people, and our people arent going to stand for that high way robbery, they want a team to set things right, and The Alley Ratz are that team. We know we might not be to high on the rankings right now, but were going to work our way up and were going to face the newly crowned champions and were going to bring those belts back to a team that the people can be proud of.
Eddy:This week were taking on the extremelly dangerous team of Jack Clinton and Katrina. Just that team alone is enough to make for a night of tough competition. Clinton is a monster, and Katrina is a woman who loves inflicting pain, especially on men. Usually I'd be down for a chick who likes it rought, but not in this case.
Twitch:Things have been shaky for us the last little while, but we got to pull our head out of her asses and realize whats truly important, and thats those titles we held once before, not for to long however and that has eaten away at us for to long, Young Gunz, Z,S however the hell its spelled, the Ratz might not be a team right now that your considering a viable threat, you might even laugh at the idea of us coming up that ladder and getting a shot. But you guys will soon be eating your words.
Eddy:Clinton and Katrina, weve never been afraid of any team, and you guys are not going to change that, Clinton you might be built a whole lot better then we are, and Katrina you might be a little bit hotter then we are. But your not a better team then we are, were taking on the competition and were beating them all, and then those tag titles around your waists, theyre coming back to us.
Twitch:The fans of SNW, our fans, the era of those SOB's the Gunz, will be swiftly brought to an end, but we need your support this week first, like we said the team were facing isn't a walk in the park, we could get really hurt, but their going to have to get a hold of us first and make sure were weakened to the point where we cant even move because were not going to let you down, were going to do what we say and not blow smoke out of our ass.
Eddy:Clinton, Katrina, lets do this thing, but be prepared to feel the most quickest and effective of Rat Attacks.
Twitch:The Gods might be strong, but they are foolish, you like that, I came up with it myself.
Eddy:Sounded sick.
Twitch:Clinton, Katrina, itll all come down to three simple numbers, then its you Gunz, those belts are coming with us, and you will realize it when its to late. Juggalo nation we wont let you down.
