Post by Reaper on Jan 8, 2010 19:55:56 GMT -6
*For some reason I can't collect enough thoughts to warrant a "good" RP, sorry. This is why I try not to take extended breaks... and my job makes me hate my life. Anywho, on with the mediocre.*
The tag team champions are inside of a Denny's having breakfast. The weather outside looks cold and foggy, and the champs look as if they've seen better days as well. A waitress drops off a couple of drinks at the table and then walks off. Death Sentence see the camera guy and wave him on over.
Reaper: Its been good to sit at home for the last month. It gives us time to relax and heal up the minor bumps and bruises one tends to get inside that squared circle. You would think that we would look a little happier, but to be honest we don't have the luxury of having what we say scripted for us like some big companies do. So then we have to come up with our own material and try to put into words how much we hate people and want to make them suffer and blah blah blah. The fact of the matter is that when I'm sitting on my ass, not going out there night after night, my brain starts to relax as well. So to be honest, whatever the hell Vincent Price... oh wait sorry, Vincent Matthews, whatever they're both the same amount of doom and gloom anyway... anyway whatever he was saying just sounded like a child whining about a bad Christmas present. The only thing I really feel I can say about his comments was that we hold these belts without a challenge while he's taken on ALL comers. But really... we won these belts the week before we all went on the big Christmas break so no shit we didn't have any challengers. Good call on that one champ. And as far as "all comers" outside of the few non televised events we've had, you've taken on Clinton and had a NON-TITLE match against Gory. Aside from from that, you've hidden behind your butt buddies and even teamed up with your little doggy wife AND LOST to us. So your comment is invalid and proves that you are nothing but a big whining fraud. Congratulations.
Cyanide: Its like Reaper said, you talk this big game and yet all you've proven is that you either need help OR you face the same opponent. You're a bore... a dark and dreary, almost like one of those gay Twilight kids in a way and its time to grow up. Look, kid, we've already embarrassed you and the best you've come up with is that our holding the tag belts should be a felony? Really? You know because SNW hasn't seen other failures prancing around like Cody Pugh or dare I say it... even your wife Jade? People that should have been tarred and feathered and sent out of SNW on the back of a mule backwards wearing a bucket over their head... but US holding the tag championships is punishable by law to you. You're a joke Matthews, an ego maniacle, whiny little troll of a joke and it'll be fun to beat you around the ring when this breaks over. But hey, look at it this way, after its over it'll give you even more stuff to cry about in your little corner in your dark room.
Reaper: I don't even know whats worse, the fact that I'm hard pressed to find things to say or the fact that some little crybaby bitch like you is supposed to be representing SNW as its champion. Thats the real felony here... you make the rest of us look bad by association but instead of calling for you to be put behind bars, I'd rather just beat the crap out of you for being a big pussy, just like we would do if this were back in the old school days. See, now I'm all irritated and lost my appetite. Thanks a lot you ass jack. Matthews, one way or another, you're going to pay for ruining the image of SNW... and ruining my appetite. We'll see you in the ring, punk... just try not to whine us to death. Lets go the dojo, I've got get my mind off of that dip shit.
Reaper and Cyanide leave the money for the bill and tip and make their way out of the Denny's and into the cold, foggy morning.
The tag team champions are inside of a Denny's having breakfast. The weather outside looks cold and foggy, and the champs look as if they've seen better days as well. A waitress drops off a couple of drinks at the table and then walks off. Death Sentence see the camera guy and wave him on over.
Reaper: Its been good to sit at home for the last month. It gives us time to relax and heal up the minor bumps and bruises one tends to get inside that squared circle. You would think that we would look a little happier, but to be honest we don't have the luxury of having what we say scripted for us like some big companies do. So then we have to come up with our own material and try to put into words how much we hate people and want to make them suffer and blah blah blah. The fact of the matter is that when I'm sitting on my ass, not going out there night after night, my brain starts to relax as well. So to be honest, whatever the hell Vincent Price... oh wait sorry, Vincent Matthews, whatever they're both the same amount of doom and gloom anyway... anyway whatever he was saying just sounded like a child whining about a bad Christmas present. The only thing I really feel I can say about his comments was that we hold these belts without a challenge while he's taken on ALL comers. But really... we won these belts the week before we all went on the big Christmas break so no shit we didn't have any challengers. Good call on that one champ. And as far as "all comers" outside of the few non televised events we've had, you've taken on Clinton and had a NON-TITLE match against Gory. Aside from from that, you've hidden behind your butt buddies and even teamed up with your little doggy wife AND LOST to us. So your comment is invalid and proves that you are nothing but a big whining fraud. Congratulations.
Cyanide: Its like Reaper said, you talk this big game and yet all you've proven is that you either need help OR you face the same opponent. You're a bore... a dark and dreary, almost like one of those gay Twilight kids in a way and its time to grow up. Look, kid, we've already embarrassed you and the best you've come up with is that our holding the tag belts should be a felony? Really? You know because SNW hasn't seen other failures prancing around like Cody Pugh or dare I say it... even your wife Jade? People that should have been tarred and feathered and sent out of SNW on the back of a mule backwards wearing a bucket over their head... but US holding the tag championships is punishable by law to you. You're a joke Matthews, an ego maniacle, whiny little troll of a joke and it'll be fun to beat you around the ring when this breaks over. But hey, look at it this way, after its over it'll give you even more stuff to cry about in your little corner in your dark room.
Reaper: I don't even know whats worse, the fact that I'm hard pressed to find things to say or the fact that some little crybaby bitch like you is supposed to be representing SNW as its champion. Thats the real felony here... you make the rest of us look bad by association but instead of calling for you to be put behind bars, I'd rather just beat the crap out of you for being a big pussy, just like we would do if this were back in the old school days. See, now I'm all irritated and lost my appetite. Thanks a lot you ass jack. Matthews, one way or another, you're going to pay for ruining the image of SNW... and ruining my appetite. We'll see you in the ring, punk... just try not to whine us to death. Lets go the dojo, I've got get my mind off of that dip shit.
Reaper and Cyanide leave the money for the bill and tip and make their way out of the Denny's and into the cold, foggy morning.
