Post by Jillie on Jan 21, 2010 23:09:23 GMT -6
Scene opens outside the Y Kores tour bus, which is parked in the parking lot of the Gordietorium in Fort Worth. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu is clad in a Vancouver 2010 Olympic hockey jersey and cut-offs. “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, to her left, is in a tank top and jeans, and her husband, Xander Nova, is to her side in his customary suit. “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester has ditched the Mohawk for a less conspicuous look, and wears a Ramones T-shirt and baggy cargo pants.
It is Adriana who starts talking first.
Many people have been wondering where we three lovely ladies have been for the past few months. The truth of the matter is we all had stuff to do, family to visit, and places to be over the holiday season. Now with 2010 underway we are finally ready to return to the ring. You see, for most the members of the roster this is a job. Sure, you have to have a certain amount of passion to even stomach doing this, but it’s still a job. You get a cheque to pay your bills and feed your families. All three of us have the privilege of being able to step back now and then without worrying about our bank accounts. We have all worked hard in the past, invested our time and money intelligently, and have had some financial luck, and none of us ever have to put a foot in another ring for the rest of our lives if we don’t want to.
Rory, who has been nodding, joins in.
The point is ve are here because ve vant to be and ve can take a breather vhen ve have to in order to regain our perspective in this business. Many of you on the roster just show up veek after veek after veek vithout the ability to step back and see if you are actually on the path to attainink your goals or if you have gone off course.
It’s now Petrina’s turn.
Ye see, some of ye haven’t seen yer families in a while. Some of ya’re workin’ through injuries. Some of ye, like our friend Doomsday, are jus’ plain tired. Not us. Havin’ the chance t’take breaks now an’ then keeps us refreshed, rejuvenated, an’ ready t’go.
And that is one of the keys to our success. The whole reason we put in such a poor showing at our last match, at Natural Selection, was because we all needed a break. Rest assured, Doomsday, Linkin, and Xalar, this performance will be night and day from our last one.
How vell rested and focused are you boys? You have already let the cat out of the bag that Doomsday is not vell rested at all. He needs a break. Ve don’t begrudge him that, but it is very bad timink for you, you must agree. Even if Xalar and Linkin have been restink up all veek, Age of SIN is still at a disadvantage.
Unfortunately for them, I think that’s all they’ve been doin’ is restin’. Once again ye boys don’ seem to be takin’ us seriously. Haven’t ye learned yer lesson yet? Notwithstandin’ Natural Selection we’ve proved time an’ again that we’re not to be taken lightly. An’ here yous are, makin’ the same mistake once again. It’s sad, really, how slowly ye learn. But at least all the short-bus kids have a couplla brutes t’look up to…
Adriana and Rory shoot Petrina an admonishing look. Petrina shrugs like she doesn’t know what she said to offend everyone. She takes a sip of her beer and addresses Rory.
By the way, these boys seem real hung up on what went on between you an’ Viper, love.
Despite Xander’s obvious jealous look, Rory smirks slyly.
Viper vas vone of the most dominant men in FCW, and his stable vas vone of the most feared. I vas just a lonely little Russian that needed some back up. It vas nothink personal, darlink Xander. I just needed somevone to vatch my back and Viper vas…how do I put this…gullible enough to oblige.
Adriana suddenly has to clear her throat and what comes out sounds suspiciously like “bullshit.” Rory shoot her a look.
If you recall, vonce he vas no lonker useful to me, I destroyed that stable from the inside out. Just like you did here in SNW, Comrade.
Touche, Comrade. Touche.
Adriana turns her attention back to the camera.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that if Age of SIN is expecting the same tired, sick, and rundown Y Kores they saw at Natural Selection, the are sorely mistaken. See you all on Saturday!
With that, the three ladies, with Xander in tow, walk away from their bus and off camera to end the scene.
It is Adriana who starts talking first.
Many people have been wondering where we three lovely ladies have been for the past few months. The truth of the matter is we all had stuff to do, family to visit, and places to be over the holiday season. Now with 2010 underway we are finally ready to return to the ring. You see, for most the members of the roster this is a job. Sure, you have to have a certain amount of passion to even stomach doing this, but it’s still a job. You get a cheque to pay your bills and feed your families. All three of us have the privilege of being able to step back now and then without worrying about our bank accounts. We have all worked hard in the past, invested our time and money intelligently, and have had some financial luck, and none of us ever have to put a foot in another ring for the rest of our lives if we don’t want to.
Rory, who has been nodding, joins in.
The point is ve are here because ve vant to be and ve can take a breather vhen ve have to in order to regain our perspective in this business. Many of you on the roster just show up veek after veek after veek vithout the ability to step back and see if you are actually on the path to attainink your goals or if you have gone off course.
It’s now Petrina’s turn.
Ye see, some of ye haven’t seen yer families in a while. Some of ya’re workin’ through injuries. Some of ye, like our friend Doomsday, are jus’ plain tired. Not us. Havin’ the chance t’take breaks now an’ then keeps us refreshed, rejuvenated, an’ ready t’go.
And that is one of the keys to our success. The whole reason we put in such a poor showing at our last match, at Natural Selection, was because we all needed a break. Rest assured, Doomsday, Linkin, and Xalar, this performance will be night and day from our last one.
How vell rested and focused are you boys? You have already let the cat out of the bag that Doomsday is not vell rested at all. He needs a break. Ve don’t begrudge him that, but it is very bad timink for you, you must agree. Even if Xalar and Linkin have been restink up all veek, Age of SIN is still at a disadvantage.
Unfortunately for them, I think that’s all they’ve been doin’ is restin’. Once again ye boys don’ seem to be takin’ us seriously. Haven’t ye learned yer lesson yet? Notwithstandin’ Natural Selection we’ve proved time an’ again that we’re not to be taken lightly. An’ here yous are, makin’ the same mistake once again. It’s sad, really, how slowly ye learn. But at least all the short-bus kids have a couplla brutes t’look up to…
Adriana and Rory shoot Petrina an admonishing look. Petrina shrugs like she doesn’t know what she said to offend everyone. She takes a sip of her beer and addresses Rory.
By the way, these boys seem real hung up on what went on between you an’ Viper, love.
Despite Xander’s obvious jealous look, Rory smirks slyly.
Viper vas vone of the most dominant men in FCW, and his stable vas vone of the most feared. I vas just a lonely little Russian that needed some back up. It vas nothink personal, darlink Xander. I just needed somevone to vatch my back and Viper vas…how do I put this…gullible enough to oblige.
Adriana suddenly has to clear her throat and what comes out sounds suspiciously like “bullshit.” Rory shoot her a look.
If you recall, vonce he vas no lonker useful to me, I destroyed that stable from the inside out. Just like you did here in SNW, Comrade.
Touche, Comrade. Touche.
Adriana turns her attention back to the camera.
Anyway, the moral of the story is that if Age of SIN is expecting the same tired, sick, and rundown Y Kores they saw at Natural Selection, the are sorely mistaken. See you all on Saturday!
With that, the three ladies, with Xander in tow, walk away from their bus and off camera to end the scene.
