Post by Bubba JD on Dec 2, 2009 21:50:38 GMT -6
Scene opens at a gravel pit, somewhere in rural Texas. It's early morning. The only real lighting is coming from a couple light poles. Mauler & Super Vader are standing at the entrance of the facility, leaning against a large metal gate.
Mauler
Couple weeks ago, at Natural Selection, the Destruction Crew were involved in one of the many elimination tag matches. As many of you are now familiar with, something happened to us that we never happened before.
Super Vader
To shut the smart asses up now, it wasn't about our alleged virginity. It wasn't about us going on the Subway diet, either.
Mauler
We didn't quite or drinking habit or find religion, either. What DID happen was that we were defeated. The defeat, in itself, wasn't so unusual, as even the best wrestlers lose every so often. What happened was that we lost in overwhelming fashion. We lost pretty much single-handedly. We lost to an individual that had been out of SNW for quite awhile.
We'll admit it....we got our asses handed to us by Hellspawn. Honestly, that's the first time that anyone has ever done that to us.
Super Vader
You can rest assured that it'll be the last time any of us lose to anyone that easily. We don't take to losing very well. Getting our asses handed to us like that is about as popular as old fish being discovered under the seat of your car.
While we won't be able to do anything about our loss at Natural Selection, we can, however do something about our future. Our future begins again Saturday night at the Gordietorium.
Mauler
First, in a match that I'm personally going to enjoy. Elimination Tables match. Two other opponents. One of them being the team captain in our Natural Selection match. The other is just Levetation.
Andy Lionheart, nothing against you man, but I really have to beat your ass on Saturday. It's purely business. I have a lot more to gain then simply looking good in front of the bosses. If I take another loss, I lose credibility with all the punks that have been looking to bump me off. No schmuck will ever take me seriously, ever again. I won't be able to show up at any of my favorite watering holes. I'll be lucky if I'll ever get another gig, again. Destroying you & Levetation is pretty much mandatory, to keep my repuation.
As far as you're concerned, Lev, let's face facts. You're a hasbeen. You're completely washed up. You're glory days were wrestling in FCW. You were at your best when you were doing "favors" for wrestling's version of a shock jock. Here in Texas, you have to bust your ass to gain credibility. You lose credibility faster then you gain it. On Saturday, as I'm sending your carcass through one of the tables, you'll find out just how little cred you have.
Super Vader
As far as my match, well, it's going to be an even bigger blast. 10-Man Battle Royal. Out of nine opponents, I'm really looking at destroy just one of them. Not that I won't destroy anyone else. I have one primary target. The target, as you'd expect, is none other then Hellspawn. Again, as stated earlier, we don't take to losing well, especially when it happens so efficiently. Hellspawn, you're about to become my personal b**ch, wether you like it or not. You'll see exactly why it's a bad idea to anger any member of the Destruction Crew. Everyone may believe you're the big, bad monster for now. When it's all said & done, nobody will even remember your name.
Camera moves in for a close up, as the sun starts coming over the horizon. Scene fades out.
Mauler
Couple weeks ago, at Natural Selection, the Destruction Crew were involved in one of the many elimination tag matches. As many of you are now familiar with, something happened to us that we never happened before.
Super Vader
To shut the smart asses up now, it wasn't about our alleged virginity. It wasn't about us going on the Subway diet, either.
Mauler
We didn't quite or drinking habit or find religion, either. What DID happen was that we were defeated. The defeat, in itself, wasn't so unusual, as even the best wrestlers lose every so often. What happened was that we lost in overwhelming fashion. We lost pretty much single-handedly. We lost to an individual that had been out of SNW for quite awhile.
We'll admit it....we got our asses handed to us by Hellspawn. Honestly, that's the first time that anyone has ever done that to us.
Super Vader
You can rest assured that it'll be the last time any of us lose to anyone that easily. We don't take to losing very well. Getting our asses handed to us like that is about as popular as old fish being discovered under the seat of your car.
While we won't be able to do anything about our loss at Natural Selection, we can, however do something about our future. Our future begins again Saturday night at the Gordietorium.
Mauler
First, in a match that I'm personally going to enjoy. Elimination Tables match. Two other opponents. One of them being the team captain in our Natural Selection match. The other is just Levetation.
Andy Lionheart, nothing against you man, but I really have to beat your ass on Saturday. It's purely business. I have a lot more to gain then simply looking good in front of the bosses. If I take another loss, I lose credibility with all the punks that have been looking to bump me off. No schmuck will ever take me seriously, ever again. I won't be able to show up at any of my favorite watering holes. I'll be lucky if I'll ever get another gig, again. Destroying you & Levetation is pretty much mandatory, to keep my repuation.
As far as you're concerned, Lev, let's face facts. You're a hasbeen. You're completely washed up. You're glory days were wrestling in FCW. You were at your best when you were doing "favors" for wrestling's version of a shock jock. Here in Texas, you have to bust your ass to gain credibility. You lose credibility faster then you gain it. On Saturday, as I'm sending your carcass through one of the tables, you'll find out just how little cred you have.
Super Vader
As far as my match, well, it's going to be an even bigger blast. 10-Man Battle Royal. Out of nine opponents, I'm really looking at destroy just one of them. Not that I won't destroy anyone else. I have one primary target. The target, as you'd expect, is none other then Hellspawn. Again, as stated earlier, we don't take to losing well, especially when it happens so efficiently. Hellspawn, you're about to become my personal b**ch, wether you like it or not. You'll see exactly why it's a bad idea to anger any member of the Destruction Crew. Everyone may believe you're the big, bad monster for now. When it's all said & done, nobody will even remember your name.
Camera moves in for a close up, as the sun starts coming over the horizon. Scene fades out.
