Post by Reaper on Dec 5, 2009 0:34:57 GMT -6
The shot opens up to a local Wal-Mart where there are people scurrying about. All walks of life seem to be able to co-exist in the retail store. Obese people, strange people, crossdressers, high class, and no class. Everybody looking for that deal that they just can't pass up. In the electronics department, there is a gathering as we see Reaper and Cyanide signing copies of SNW DVD's and games. The crowd begins to scatter and the two men stand and address the camera.
Cyanide: Over the years there seem to have been a few occassions where a winning streak is rightfully mentioned. There was that no talent Goldberg who didn't deserve to even step in the ring, much less be handed the world on a silver platter. Of course there is the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak which is ongoing and even at his age he's still out performing the rest of the lockerroom in the big shows. And then theres Death Sentence. As a team whether we planned to be a team ahead of time OR we were thrown together by an asshole general manager or other authority figure, as a unit we are undefeated. We've been undefeated for months in SNW and years around the world... but we've never... NEVER had any tag team championships. Hell up until now, we were never even given the chance at any. SNW is the first to give us a shot at tag team gold and there is no way in hell that our undefeated streak is going to be blemished. Its our first chance to hold gold together and you better believe that we aren't the types of people to just sit back and let it pass us by.
Reaper: Thats right, anybody who knows us and what we are all about, knows that when opprotunities come to our door, not only do we answer but we also let our pal opprotunity hang around for as long as he wants. And being that we are the best tag team in SNW... and even the world today at this point, its only fitting that we are finally able to add a little bit of championship gold as proof of that. The world hasn't seen the likes of a tag team force such as Death Sentence since the days of the Road Warriors. As a matter of fact, we're just as feared and twice as talented as they were. So we will let the Williams Brothers be the first to hand us their championships and kick off our legacy in this business as a team. Thats not saying that we are taking those two lightly, because we aren't. I've seen what they can do and are capable of and letting our guard down is a good way to wind up in the hospital with those two. We've been preparing for this match for a few weeks now and I can say that we are ready to take them to their limit and bring the tag team championship to a home that it can get comortable in.... because if those championships wind up around our waistes, theres a good chance they won't be leaving for a long... LONG time.
Cyanide: Its been a long time coming, and now that our shot is finally here, we're going to do everything in our power to rip those belts away from the Williams Brothers. We know that they are out to hurt us and keep us from winning the gold... but we're just as sick that way. If they want to get rough and play dirty, thats all good with us. We've got more shower time than they've got ring time so if they think they have a few tricks up their sleeve that we haven't seen yet, then please by all means show us what you've got. Those titles are coming to the Death Sentence camp whether they like it or not, and once those belts are here... its just like Reaper said, they won't be going anywhere because we are tag team wrestling for this generation. We are what happens when you mix the Road Warriors with the Rock N Roll Express and throw in the psycology of Hart Foundation and the Brain Busters. Williams Brothers, we hope that you've prepared yourselves to be put through a hard knock wrestling clinic, because when that bell rings, we are going to show the world that its Death Sentence's time to shine in the tag team division. We'll see you out there... and until then, catch us on peopleofwalmart.com for a laugh or two.
With that, they both let out a small chuckle and head out of the area and begin to mingle with some of the Wal-Mart shoppers and employees as we slowly fade to black.
Cyanide: Over the years there seem to have been a few occassions where a winning streak is rightfully mentioned. There was that no talent Goldberg who didn't deserve to even step in the ring, much less be handed the world on a silver platter. Of course there is the Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak which is ongoing and even at his age he's still out performing the rest of the lockerroom in the big shows. And then theres Death Sentence. As a team whether we planned to be a team ahead of time OR we were thrown together by an asshole general manager or other authority figure, as a unit we are undefeated. We've been undefeated for months in SNW and years around the world... but we've never... NEVER had any tag team championships. Hell up until now, we were never even given the chance at any. SNW is the first to give us a shot at tag team gold and there is no way in hell that our undefeated streak is going to be blemished. Its our first chance to hold gold together and you better believe that we aren't the types of people to just sit back and let it pass us by.
Reaper: Thats right, anybody who knows us and what we are all about, knows that when opprotunities come to our door, not only do we answer but we also let our pal opprotunity hang around for as long as he wants. And being that we are the best tag team in SNW... and even the world today at this point, its only fitting that we are finally able to add a little bit of championship gold as proof of that. The world hasn't seen the likes of a tag team force such as Death Sentence since the days of the Road Warriors. As a matter of fact, we're just as feared and twice as talented as they were. So we will let the Williams Brothers be the first to hand us their championships and kick off our legacy in this business as a team. Thats not saying that we are taking those two lightly, because we aren't. I've seen what they can do and are capable of and letting our guard down is a good way to wind up in the hospital with those two. We've been preparing for this match for a few weeks now and I can say that we are ready to take them to their limit and bring the tag team championship to a home that it can get comortable in.... because if those championships wind up around our waistes, theres a good chance they won't be leaving for a long... LONG time.
Cyanide: Its been a long time coming, and now that our shot is finally here, we're going to do everything in our power to rip those belts away from the Williams Brothers. We know that they are out to hurt us and keep us from winning the gold... but we're just as sick that way. If they want to get rough and play dirty, thats all good with us. We've got more shower time than they've got ring time so if they think they have a few tricks up their sleeve that we haven't seen yet, then please by all means show us what you've got. Those titles are coming to the Death Sentence camp whether they like it or not, and once those belts are here... its just like Reaper said, they won't be going anywhere because we are tag team wrestling for this generation. We are what happens when you mix the Road Warriors with the Rock N Roll Express and throw in the psycology of Hart Foundation and the Brain Busters. Williams Brothers, we hope that you've prepared yourselves to be put through a hard knock wrestling clinic, because when that bell rings, we are going to show the world that its Death Sentence's time to shine in the tag team division. We'll see you out there... and until then, catch us on peopleofwalmart.com for a laugh or two.
With that, they both let out a small chuckle and head out of the area and begin to mingle with some of the Wal-Mart shoppers and employees as we slowly fade to black.
