Post by emokid on Nov 12, 2009 13:45:33 GMT -6
(The shot opens up with Ricky Blair laughing uncontrollably. He wears a short sleeve red button up shirt, a brown fedora, jeans, and red converses.)
RICKY BLAIR: (Eyes watering) Hold on, really? That's all you could come up with.
(Laughing continues)
Oh, that prove is it. If the Destruction Crew were anymore retarded, they'd have a show called "Life Goes On." Listen, men, and I use that term loosely, when you have me on the team there's no such thing as a loss. But, then again, look at who we have on our team. Xalar Malum, a very accomplished wrestler, Simon Sensation, i mean his name describes him. You have Alex Daniels, and Hellspawn two men who definitely need no introduction, and then there's me. What can be said about me except pure, unadulterated, athleticism. That's me in a nutshell.
Then we have the suck up. Andy Lionheart. Captain Andy. Just doesn't sound right. Why doesn't it sound right? First off, how many world titles has Lionheart won compared to Hellspawn? What right does Lionheart have to tell us we aren't pure wrestling. At least we have talent. You're teaming up with men that can locate their belly button.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson, you have the intelligence doorknob, and the charisma of a wet blanket. What right do you have to invade a wrestling ring. And I use invade to describe what your doing, because seriously you're approaching land that is reserved for wrestlers, not for the left handed.
(Blair uses his left hand as a fallic image)
(Imitating the Beastman) Huss Huss
Killer Kong, you know, it's funny you mention rasslin', because I don't "rassle," I compete to show that I'm the best at what I do, and prove to tyou why you can't do it. I prove that none of you Destruction pussies belong in the sport that make look better. Besides, you don't have the prowess that I do, because you know on your best day I could mop the floor with you. It's a proven fact.
Mauler, You're really going to eat those words, because of the fact that you know deep down inside that your the weaker wrestler. You can't compete on my level, because you are beneath us. You're definitely beneath me.
Which brings me to two time Von Erich Memorial champion, Super Vader. What do I say about you that hasn't been said about the Special Olympics already. It seems like the only fuel you could bring to the fire was a failed attempt at roasting me. Vader, despite the fact that I haven't won any gold here, you know your place in life. Now bend over and kiss my foot, because that's all your going to be good for.
So, really why am I wasting my time with this. Pure wrestling thunder is going to win, and I'm the reason we're going to be victorious.
Change your gimmick, Super Vader's a ham
(Blair continues laughter, as cameras fade to black)
RICKY BLAIR: (Eyes watering) Hold on, really? That's all you could come up with.
(Laughing continues)
Oh, that prove is it. If the Destruction Crew were anymore retarded, they'd have a show called "Life Goes On." Listen, men, and I use that term loosely, when you have me on the team there's no such thing as a loss. But, then again, look at who we have on our team. Xalar Malum, a very accomplished wrestler, Simon Sensation, i mean his name describes him. You have Alex Daniels, and Hellspawn two men who definitely need no introduction, and then there's me. What can be said about me except pure, unadulterated, athleticism. That's me in a nutshell.
Then we have the suck up. Andy Lionheart. Captain Andy. Just doesn't sound right. Why doesn't it sound right? First off, how many world titles has Lionheart won compared to Hellspawn? What right does Lionheart have to tell us we aren't pure wrestling. At least we have talent. You're teaming up with men that can locate their belly button.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson, you have the intelligence doorknob, and the charisma of a wet blanket. What right do you have to invade a wrestling ring. And I use invade to describe what your doing, because seriously you're approaching land that is reserved for wrestlers, not for the left handed.
(Blair uses his left hand as a fallic image)
(Imitating the Beastman) Huss Huss
Killer Kong, you know, it's funny you mention rasslin', because I don't "rassle," I compete to show that I'm the best at what I do, and prove to tyou why you can't do it. I prove that none of you Destruction pussies belong in the sport that make look better. Besides, you don't have the prowess that I do, because you know on your best day I could mop the floor with you. It's a proven fact.
Mauler, You're really going to eat those words, because of the fact that you know deep down inside that your the weaker wrestler. You can't compete on my level, because you are beneath us. You're definitely beneath me.
Which brings me to two time Von Erich Memorial champion, Super Vader. What do I say about you that hasn't been said about the Special Olympics already. It seems like the only fuel you could bring to the fire was a failed attempt at roasting me. Vader, despite the fact that I haven't won any gold here, you know your place in life. Now bend over and kiss my foot, because that's all your going to be good for.
So, really why am I wasting my time with this. Pure wrestling thunder is going to win, and I'm the reason we're going to be victorious.
Change your gimmick, Super Vader's a ham
(Blair continues laughter, as cameras fade to black)
