Post by ykmn on Nov 12, 2009 19:20:35 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are in their ring gear.
Twitch:Natural Selection, here it is, my partner and I a very successful team join up with three other wrestlers to make up an even more successful team.
Eddy:Kinda like a wrestling Justice League.
Twitch:Or Avengers.
Eddy:What? Justice League would wipe the floor with The Avengers.
Twitch:Yeah yeah, so Eddy and I are gearing up to be on the same side as Nick Scott, Silvus and Stank Lovve, holy shit, that's as an impressive line up as you need.
Eddy:Together were taken on The Unholy Squadron, Sean O'Brien, The CIA and The Williams Brothers the team we need no reminders of how dangerous they are. But let us explain something right now, our team is called No Gimmicks Allowed, and the thing is the two of us, we don't have a gimmick this is us, we listen to ICP, we like to get high, we like to do stupid stuff, but the thing we mostly excel at and isn't a gimmick is kicking some ass, and looking at things the way they are right now, we got five asses more then ready to have a boot put into them.
Twitch:This is a great oppurtunity for us, last year we were part of Soul Reaper's team, we dropped the ball, and we were eliminated, but this time we feel the power and the conectedness of our team, were rubbing shoulders with one of the most intense wrestlers in the world in Nick Scott, you have Silvus the all around athlete and Stank Lovve the big powerhouse, what better way to round it out then with us the high energy non stop exciting tag team of The Alley Ratz, we don't want to be baggage, we want to do our part and make sure our team stays in tact and beats The Unholy Squadron.
Eddy:And since it's the popular thing to do right now, the two of us are going to run down the other team, person by person.
Twitch:Sean O'Brien, uhh...uh.....your Irish....there's nothing wrong with that....but.....you got a weird shaped forehead, and MMA doesn't scare us.
Eddy:No way, unless it's Brock Lesnar, he's pretty intimidating.
Twitch:Yeah but he's not important right now, CIA, you guys are slimy greasy Soprano wannabees.
Eddy:And you smell of pasta.
Twitch:Hey that was uncalled for, and Williams, no matter where we go, what we do we always seem to be figthing each other. So let's make this short and sweet. We are going to take you guys down one by one and were going to stand victorious.
Eddy:And you will know why there are No Gimmicks Allowed.
The Ratz pose.
Scene ends
Twitch:Natural Selection, here it is, my partner and I a very successful team join up with three other wrestlers to make up an even more successful team.
Eddy:Kinda like a wrestling Justice League.
Twitch:Or Avengers.
Eddy:What? Justice League would wipe the floor with The Avengers.
Twitch:Yeah yeah, so Eddy and I are gearing up to be on the same side as Nick Scott, Silvus and Stank Lovve, holy shit, that's as an impressive line up as you need.
Eddy:Together were taken on The Unholy Squadron, Sean O'Brien, The CIA and The Williams Brothers the team we need no reminders of how dangerous they are. But let us explain something right now, our team is called No Gimmicks Allowed, and the thing is the two of us, we don't have a gimmick this is us, we listen to ICP, we like to get high, we like to do stupid stuff, but the thing we mostly excel at and isn't a gimmick is kicking some ass, and looking at things the way they are right now, we got five asses more then ready to have a boot put into them.
Twitch:This is a great oppurtunity for us, last year we were part of Soul Reaper's team, we dropped the ball, and we were eliminated, but this time we feel the power and the conectedness of our team, were rubbing shoulders with one of the most intense wrestlers in the world in Nick Scott, you have Silvus the all around athlete and Stank Lovve the big powerhouse, what better way to round it out then with us the high energy non stop exciting tag team of The Alley Ratz, we don't want to be baggage, we want to do our part and make sure our team stays in tact and beats The Unholy Squadron.
Eddy:And since it's the popular thing to do right now, the two of us are going to run down the other team, person by person.
Twitch:Sean O'Brien, uhh...uh.....your Irish....there's nothing wrong with that....but.....you got a weird shaped forehead, and MMA doesn't scare us.
Eddy:No way, unless it's Brock Lesnar, he's pretty intimidating.
Twitch:Yeah but he's not important right now, CIA, you guys are slimy greasy Soprano wannabees.
Eddy:And you smell of pasta.
Twitch:Hey that was uncalled for, and Williams, no matter where we go, what we do we always seem to be figthing each other. So let's make this short and sweet. We are going to take you guys down one by one and were going to stand victorious.
Eddy:And you will know why there are No Gimmicks Allowed.
The Ratz pose.
Scene ends
