Post by Slammin' Sam on Dec 10, 2009 17:22:31 GMT -6
S.T. Strickler is standing in front of the SNW Banner, wearing an Orioles Cal Ripken jersey, blue jeans, and a pair of sneakers.
Strickler: Everybody miss me? I thought so. I'm back from my little vacation after Natural Selection. And while I didn't exactly survive in that match, at least I can say that I was on the winning team. But now that Natural Selection is over, it's time to move on to bigger and better things.
This week, I'm doing something that I haven't done in awhile: being on a tag team. Now anybody that knows me can tell you that I was one of the greatest tag team wrestlers in the past decade. Possibly of all time, if you ask me. But if you ask anybody else.. well... Who cares about their opinion? I am the man!
Like I was saying, this week I'm teaming up with a guy who I haven't really seen eye-to-eye with over the last few years, but now he's got my back. Better yet, him and I have one common goal: to defeat Levetation. And if Katrina happens to get in the way of business, both me and Syco Boy will eliminate her. And if she thought that kick to the head was one thing, well then she ain't seen nothin' yet.
And while I'm talking about Katrina, that sorta brings me to her main man, Matt Magera. Yeah, that's right. I'm finally going to get my hands on that prick at No Holds Barred. You better watch me and Syco this week, because what we do is just a taste of things to come at NHB. And Magera, if you don't like it, that's too bad because you're gonna have to get used to it.
Strickler walks off as the scene fades out.
Strickler: Everybody miss me? I thought so. I'm back from my little vacation after Natural Selection. And while I didn't exactly survive in that match, at least I can say that I was on the winning team. But now that Natural Selection is over, it's time to move on to bigger and better things.
This week, I'm doing something that I haven't done in awhile: being on a tag team. Now anybody that knows me can tell you that I was one of the greatest tag team wrestlers in the past decade. Possibly of all time, if you ask me. But if you ask anybody else.. well... Who cares about their opinion? I am the man!
Like I was saying, this week I'm teaming up with a guy who I haven't really seen eye-to-eye with over the last few years, but now he's got my back. Better yet, him and I have one common goal: to defeat Levetation. And if Katrina happens to get in the way of business, both me and Syco Boy will eliminate her. And if she thought that kick to the head was one thing, well then she ain't seen nothin' yet.
And while I'm talking about Katrina, that sorta brings me to her main man, Matt Magera. Yeah, that's right. I'm finally going to get my hands on that prick at No Holds Barred. You better watch me and Syco this week, because what we do is just a taste of things to come at NHB. And Magera, if you don't like it, that's too bad because you're gonna have to get used to it.
Strickler walks off as the scene fades out.