Post by Bubba JD on Dec 10, 2009 22:04:10 GMT -6
Scene opens at a rustic, dingy Steakhouse. IP Freely is walking into the scene, looking like he's about to wet himself. Several patrons, mostly roughnecks, looks as though they want to plant a foot in his backside for some entertainment. After a little bit of looking around, IP Freely spots a table loaded with several large steaks, ranging from rare to medium rare. Several baked potatoes are on the table, as well, loaded with insane amounts of sour cream & butter. Super Vader is chowing down on the food as though there was no tomorrow. IP Freely hesitantly approaches the table. His left arm looks as though it's getting too close when, out of nowhere, a fork jabs right into it.
IP Freely screams out in pain.
IP Freely
Damn it! That's my arm, not a chickenwing.
Super Vader
*stopping only long enough to see who's talking at him*
I've seen bigger chickenwings. Should I assume you have a reason to be risking life & limb, bothering me during my lunch? You're not foolish enough to have a death wish, are you?
IP Freely
Don't worry, hoss! I'm actually here on business.
Super Vader
Good. What is it?
IP Freely
Due to unforseen personal issues, Silver Warrior's unable to fullfill his contractual obligations to SNW, at this time.
Super Vader
How's this concern me?
IP Freely
You've been slated to take over for him. I've been informed that you're teaming with your Natural Selections Captain, Andy Lionheart, to take on the CIA.
Super Vader
Why am I hearing about this now?
IP Freely
Because it's damn near impossible to figure out which bar or restaraunt you're making a mess out of. It changes so damned much, there's no way of accurately tracking such a thing.
Super Vader
Boy, consider yourself lucky that I'm in a generous mood. I'd have knocked your ass back to high school with all those other hippie metrosexuals.
As far as the short notice, it really doesn't matter to me in the least. I'm capable of whoopin' the CIA, with little or no notice whatsoever. In fact, I'm capable of whoopin' people at the drop of a hat. I'm not a 2-time Von Erich Champion for nothing. In fact, since reclaiming the championship, I've had no challengers for the title. Nobody dares take the title away from me.
Now, maybe when I'm done going through the CIA like I go through my midnight snacks, I can go on being the great champion that I am.
IP Freely
What about your partner, Andy Lionheart?
Super Vader
Let's see if he can actually do something useful in this match. He sure as Hell didn't provide any help at Natural Selection.
IP Freely
You didn't get much done, either.
Super Vader
No thanks to that worthless hack of a partner. Rest assured that things will be different, this week. Lionheart WILL carry his half of the workload. He won't drop the ball on this match. Failure will be bad for his health. Failure will be the worst mistake of his life.
Andy Lionheart, do yourself a favor & actually try winning this match.
As far as your concerned, Freely, you may not want to stand to close to the table.....unless, of course, you want another fork in your arm.
IP Freely decides to play things safe by getting out of the steakhouse as fast as possible. Scene fades out.
IP Freely screams out in pain.
IP Freely
Damn it! That's my arm, not a chickenwing.
Super Vader
*stopping only long enough to see who's talking at him*
I've seen bigger chickenwings. Should I assume you have a reason to be risking life & limb, bothering me during my lunch? You're not foolish enough to have a death wish, are you?
IP Freely
Don't worry, hoss! I'm actually here on business.
Super Vader
Good. What is it?
IP Freely
Due to unforseen personal issues, Silver Warrior's unable to fullfill his contractual obligations to SNW, at this time.
Super Vader
How's this concern me?
IP Freely
You've been slated to take over for him. I've been informed that you're teaming with your Natural Selections Captain, Andy Lionheart, to take on the CIA.
Super Vader
Why am I hearing about this now?
IP Freely
Because it's damn near impossible to figure out which bar or restaraunt you're making a mess out of. It changes so damned much, there's no way of accurately tracking such a thing.
Super Vader
Boy, consider yourself lucky that I'm in a generous mood. I'd have knocked your ass back to high school with all those other hippie metrosexuals.
As far as the short notice, it really doesn't matter to me in the least. I'm capable of whoopin' the CIA, with little or no notice whatsoever. In fact, I'm capable of whoopin' people at the drop of a hat. I'm not a 2-time Von Erich Champion for nothing. In fact, since reclaiming the championship, I've had no challengers for the title. Nobody dares take the title away from me.
Now, maybe when I'm done going through the CIA like I go through my midnight snacks, I can go on being the great champion that I am.
IP Freely
What about your partner, Andy Lionheart?
Super Vader
Let's see if he can actually do something useful in this match. He sure as Hell didn't provide any help at Natural Selection.
IP Freely
You didn't get much done, either.
Super Vader
No thanks to that worthless hack of a partner. Rest assured that things will be different, this week. Lionheart WILL carry his half of the workload. He won't drop the ball on this match. Failure will be bad for his health. Failure will be the worst mistake of his life.
Andy Lionheart, do yourself a favor & actually try winning this match.
As far as your concerned, Freely, you may not want to stand to close to the table.....unless, of course, you want another fork in your arm.
IP Freely decides to play things safe by getting out of the steakhouse as fast as possible. Scene fades out.
