Post by Slammin' Sam on Jan 4, 2010 17:50:53 GMT -6
The scene opens up on a Schrock Bus heading down the highway. Of the many passengers is S.T. Strickler, who is dressed in khaki pants, tennis shoes, and a 1990 NFL Throwback Jerry Rice jersey. Nobody is sitting with him, or around him, due to his constant complaining.
Strickler: Seriously, is this how I get treated around here? I'm a star for the SNW, and I get stuck on some low-budget bus? How low can they get? All their other "stars" get a nice seat on a plane; I'm stuck here with old people and whiny-ass kids!
Right as he says that, a 10 year old boy comes from out of nowhere and pokes him on the back of his head.
Strickler: Get out of here, runt!
The kid runs back to his seat.
Strickler: Now then, as for these stars of SNW, there's two in particular that I'm about to get my hands on. And those guys are Levetation and Matt Magera.
Lev, you've been a thorn in my side for awhile now. You may have won a few against me, but have you really won? I don't think so. Because if you did, I wouldn't still be here, now would I? I'm like a bad rash, because I won't go away. But don't feel too confident, because I also got Syco on my side, and he's been looking to take you out for quite some time now.
And Matt Magera, my old buddy. How could I ever forget you? Yeah, that beatdown may have been a long time ago, but I don't forget things. Kinda like how you begged me and Benson for "one more match" in the old NAWA when you needed help. And Magera, putting me on this cheap bus just further fuels my dislike for you. And as for your wife? It was nothing personal against her, it was just business. She just happened to be in the right place at the wrong time. I knew there was some way for me to get your attention, and I did what nobody else had the stones to do. And Magera, when I get done with you, you'll be in worse shape that Tiger Woods. Well, at least your lady won't beat you up, but she probably could.
At No Holds Barred, me and Syco are gonna tear you guys up in the cage match. And after that, I'm going to move on to bigger and better things... Like finding better transportation than this cruddy ride.
Strickler continues to sit in discontent as the bus barrels down the highway as the scene fades out.
Strickler: Seriously, is this how I get treated around here? I'm a star for the SNW, and I get stuck on some low-budget bus? How low can they get? All their other "stars" get a nice seat on a plane; I'm stuck here with old people and whiny-ass kids!
Right as he says that, a 10 year old boy comes from out of nowhere and pokes him on the back of his head.
Strickler: Get out of here, runt!
The kid runs back to his seat.
Strickler: Now then, as for these stars of SNW, there's two in particular that I'm about to get my hands on. And those guys are Levetation and Matt Magera.
Lev, you've been a thorn in my side for awhile now. You may have won a few against me, but have you really won? I don't think so. Because if you did, I wouldn't still be here, now would I? I'm like a bad rash, because I won't go away. But don't feel too confident, because I also got Syco on my side, and he's been looking to take you out for quite some time now.
And Matt Magera, my old buddy. How could I ever forget you? Yeah, that beatdown may have been a long time ago, but I don't forget things. Kinda like how you begged me and Benson for "one more match" in the old NAWA when you needed help. And Magera, putting me on this cheap bus just further fuels my dislike for you. And as for your wife? It was nothing personal against her, it was just business. She just happened to be in the right place at the wrong time. I knew there was some way for me to get your attention, and I did what nobody else had the stones to do. And Magera, when I get done with you, you'll be in worse shape that Tiger Woods. Well, at least your lady won't beat you up, but she probably could.
At No Holds Barred, me and Syco are gonna tear you guys up in the cage match. And after that, I'm going to move on to bigger and better things... Like finding better transportation than this cruddy ride.
Strickler continues to sit in discontent as the bus barrels down the highway as the scene fades out.
