Post by Bubba JD on Jan 5, 2010 21:41:32 GMT -6
Scene opens at the Brownwood Regional Airport, in the passenger lounge. Mauler is standing next to a public phone, sounding like he's yelling at someone over the phone. Killer Kong is drinking his fifth soft drink. Four empty cans of Coke are scattered on the floor, near his feet.
Mauler is seen hanging up the phone with such force that the phone is ripped off the wall. Mauler storms over to the area that Killer Kong is sitting, cursing up a storm & kicking several cans around, sending them quite a distance out of the view of the camera.
Mauler
Idiot cab service. They've been doing nothing but stall & stall on getting here. I'm gonna rip someone's throat out, if something doesn't change quickly.
Killer Kong
Why didn't you just call them with your cell, when we were cleared to use them? The wait for the cab wouldn't have been so long.
Mauler
I don't get any bars, out here. Lousy cell service. Lousy hick town. Lousy hick airports. Beginning of a new year and I'm already in a foul mood.
Killer Kong
You think you can keep that foul mood for a few more days?
Mauler
I can keep this mood for a few months, if I needed to.
Killer Kong
Good. We need to rip some heads off, shortly. We finally have a chance to get ourselves into a SNW Tag Team Title Match. Only way we can do that is by ripping a few heads off at No Holds Barred, first.
Mauler
Who do we get to cripple?
Killer Kong
The Alley Rats, The C.I.A. & The Young Gunz in a gauntlet match.
Mauler
Good....it won't be some kind of clusterf*ck, then. Gives me a chance to enjoy the pain that I'm bringing, this way. What I wouldn't give, just for the chance to f*ck a few people up.
Alley Rats, Young Gunz, C.I.A., as good as these teams might be, they lack what it takes to beat us. They aren't mean enough to stop us. They have no knowledge of what Hell is like. No Holds Barred.....we show our opponents what Hell is like.
Killer Kong
The CIA, for example, will get a beatdown that even the Gotti's would've been proud of. Scratch that.....the Gotti's were punk bitches. Our beating of the CIA will show all these Mob posers just how a beating should take place. Manzetti.....Appice.....time to sleep with da' fishes! We've got some cement shoes ready for you. All that's left to do is give you paisans a proper fitting for those shoes.
Mauler
Young Gunz....Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan! Nothing more then a couple of young, arrogant, pretty boy wannabes. F**king girlie men should be more concerned about kicking ass & taking names, not trying to show off to the fans, their boyfriends or their dates....which happen to be their mothers.
Don't think for a moment that we've forgotten about Myke Rhines, either. If Myke even tries butting into the match, we've got two big, mean SOB's waiting to plant their feet where the sun doesn't shine. Get it? Got it? Good!
Killer Kong
Finally, the Alley Ratz. Nothing more then a couple of stoners. I'm not even sure that calling them stoners is good enough for such losers.
Mauler
I used to torment the stoners all the time, back in high school....at least, whenever I was still allowed on school property.
Killer Kong
You mean when you weren't being suspended or expelled for something, right?
Mauler
Pretty much.
Killer Kong
Then this should be nothing new for you.....except that you'll actually be rewarded for doing it, this time around.
Mauler
I get to have a little fun beating up on these dopers.
Killer Kong
The Alley Ratz are the lowest form of scum to ever exist.
Mauler
They're ICP fans?
Killer Kong
Yup!
Mauler
(Disturbed look comes over his face)
Looks like we'll be performing a public service for the people of Texas. We'll be ridding the state of a couple of delinquents, while earning ourselves a Tag Team Title match.
I can't ask for anything better.
A middle aged man walks into the passenger lounge. He spots the Destruction Crew & points to them.
Unknown man
You two the Destruction Crew?
Mauler
Yeah, what of it?
Unknown man
I'm your cabbie.
Mauler
Finally. I need to find a decent bar. If I'm going to put up with Brownwood for any length of time, I'm gonna need some beer.
The cab driver leads the way, as Mauler & Killer Kong grab their luggage. Scene fades out.
Mauler is seen hanging up the phone with such force that the phone is ripped off the wall. Mauler storms over to the area that Killer Kong is sitting, cursing up a storm & kicking several cans around, sending them quite a distance out of the view of the camera.
Mauler
Idiot cab service. They've been doing nothing but stall & stall on getting here. I'm gonna rip someone's throat out, if something doesn't change quickly.
Killer Kong
Why didn't you just call them with your cell, when we were cleared to use them? The wait for the cab wouldn't have been so long.
Mauler
I don't get any bars, out here. Lousy cell service. Lousy hick town. Lousy hick airports. Beginning of a new year and I'm already in a foul mood.
Killer Kong
You think you can keep that foul mood for a few more days?
Mauler
I can keep this mood for a few months, if I needed to.
Killer Kong
Good. We need to rip some heads off, shortly. We finally have a chance to get ourselves into a SNW Tag Team Title Match. Only way we can do that is by ripping a few heads off at No Holds Barred, first.
Mauler
Who do we get to cripple?
Killer Kong
The Alley Rats, The C.I.A. & The Young Gunz in a gauntlet match.
Mauler
Good....it won't be some kind of clusterf*ck, then. Gives me a chance to enjoy the pain that I'm bringing, this way. What I wouldn't give, just for the chance to f*ck a few people up.
Alley Rats, Young Gunz, C.I.A., as good as these teams might be, they lack what it takes to beat us. They aren't mean enough to stop us. They have no knowledge of what Hell is like. No Holds Barred.....we show our opponents what Hell is like.
Killer Kong
The CIA, for example, will get a beatdown that even the Gotti's would've been proud of. Scratch that.....the Gotti's were punk bitches. Our beating of the CIA will show all these Mob posers just how a beating should take place. Manzetti.....Appice.....time to sleep with da' fishes! We've got some cement shoes ready for you. All that's left to do is give you paisans a proper fitting for those shoes.
Mauler
Young Gunz....Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan! Nothing more then a couple of young, arrogant, pretty boy wannabes. F**king girlie men should be more concerned about kicking ass & taking names, not trying to show off to the fans, their boyfriends or their dates....which happen to be their mothers.
Don't think for a moment that we've forgotten about Myke Rhines, either. If Myke even tries butting into the match, we've got two big, mean SOB's waiting to plant their feet where the sun doesn't shine. Get it? Got it? Good!
Killer Kong
Finally, the Alley Ratz. Nothing more then a couple of stoners. I'm not even sure that calling them stoners is good enough for such losers.
Mauler
I used to torment the stoners all the time, back in high school....at least, whenever I was still allowed on school property.
Killer Kong
You mean when you weren't being suspended or expelled for something, right?
Mauler
Pretty much.
Killer Kong
Then this should be nothing new for you.....except that you'll actually be rewarded for doing it, this time around.
Mauler
I get to have a little fun beating up on these dopers.
Killer Kong
The Alley Ratz are the lowest form of scum to ever exist.
Mauler
They're ICP fans?
Killer Kong
Yup!
Mauler
(Disturbed look comes over his face)
Looks like we'll be performing a public service for the people of Texas. We'll be ridding the state of a couple of delinquents, while earning ourselves a Tag Team Title match.
I can't ask for anything better.
A middle aged man walks into the passenger lounge. He spots the Destruction Crew & points to them.
Unknown man
You two the Destruction Crew?
Mauler
Yeah, what of it?
Unknown man
I'm your cabbie.
Mauler
Finally. I need to find a decent bar. If I'm going to put up with Brownwood for any length of time, I'm gonna need some beer.
The cab driver leads the way, as Mauler & Killer Kong grab their luggage. Scene fades out.
