Post by Jillie on Jan 8, 2009 1:16:40 GMT -6
*Disclaimer: PZW is a real promotion that is run out of Southern Alberta. Jillie has no affiliation with said promotion. The opinions expressed by Adriana Samu about PZW and it's roster and employees do not in any way reflect the opinions of Jillie.*
Scene opens in a large room in Lethbridge, Alberta. In the room are a wrestling ring and a couple hundred of wrestling fans. The signs indicate that this is a PowerZone Wrestling show.
In the ring is the PZW Heavyweight Champion and PZW majority shareholder StormBringer. He is dressed in jeans, a PZW t-shirt, leather jacket, and has a large shovel with a confederate flag tied to the end propped up in the corner. He has his title in one hand and a mic in the other. He is telling the fans that he doesn’t know what 2009 will bring, but he will be the best champion he can be and he will run the best promotion he can run.
He is interrupted suddenly by music. “I Love Myself Today” hits the PA and everyone looks around, wondering who pushed the wrong button. It wasn’t the wrong button, however, as we soon see a familiar face emerging from behind the curtain. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian SINner” Adriana Samu saunters down the entrance aisle to a mixed reaction from the crowd, but mostly cheers. She is wearing jeans and a SINdicate t-shirt.
As she climbs into the ring, StormBringer looks at Commissioner Jim Dandy, who is in his usual post at the time-keeper’s table, and they shrug at each other as if to say “I didn’t invite her, did you?” Adriana sticks out her hand for StormBringer to shake, which he does, and, as the crowd cheers, she gestures for the mic, which Bringer gives her.
Ah, Lethbridge! Listen to them, Bringer! Cheering for me! Apparently, they didn’t get the memo that I moved from the “cheer” column to the “boo” column some weeks ago. Then again, maybe they did, and maybe they are proving exactly what I’ve said all along – that no matter what I do, I’m always Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady.[/color]
The crowd gives a hearty cheer.
Or maybe they’re just dense.[/color]
The crowd instantly turns to boos, making Adriana smirk. StormBringer is heard saying “I don’t think they’re the dense ones…” Adriana ignores this.
Because I could have sworn that just last month I stood in this exact room with almost this exact crowd and told everyone in the room that I agreed with Vance Nevada – that PZW was a third rate promotion with not enough balls to hire chicks.
I also stood in this ring and told you all that I was going to be one of the four remaining competitors at the end of the First Blood Battle Royal, and I made good on that declaration. On Friday, I move on to face Johnny Moxie…what does he call himself? “The One Man Revolution?” I will win that match, too. I will then move on to beat either Viper or Jack Clinton to become the #1 Contender for the Von Erich Memorial Championship. And finally, StormBringer, I will be the first female Von Erich Memorial Champion in the history of Sports Nutz Wrestling. And I will, as I promised last month, bring that title into this PZW ring, hold it in your face, and ask you, once again, why you have no chicks on your roster.[/color]
StormBringer gives Adriana a “oh, come on” gesture, but she barely lets him react before continuing.
I’ve known you a long time, Bringer. As long as I have been wrestling, you’ve been around. You trained with Bruce and Ross Hart while I was training with Owen and Chris Benoit, all in the Dungeon. And that’s what I don’t get, Bringer. You have seen the two greatest female wrestlers in Canada come out that dungeon, myself and Nattie Neidhart, and yet you still refuse to hire chicks!
Mind you, maybe it’s not that you refuse. Maybe you just can’t afford to hire us.[/color]
The fans let out a hearty boo. StormBringer throws up his hands.
We all know that Nattie and myself are world class athletes, at the top of our field. That must be it. You’re little promotion isn’t good enough to sport talent such as that on your roster. Just look at its owner, after all. There is a reason I was offered a WWE contract and you, sir, were not.[/color]
The fans jeer Adriana, which only makes her laugh. StormBringer, however, has had enough. He grabs Adriana’s hand, with the mic still in it, and brings it to his mouth.
I bet it has to do with the size of our tits…[/color]
The fans love it, and cheer loudly. Adriana is immediately pissed off and she gets in Bringer’s face.
Watch my match this Friday, Bringer, against this Johnny Moxie character, someone who isn’t even man enough to bad talk me. I urge you to watch it and see what a great wrestler I really am. I am going to have Mr Moxie staring at the lights by the end of the night, Bringer. And as you watch, you will come to the realization that I can wrestle circles around anyone on this roster. I can even wrestle circles around you, Tim.[/color]
StormBringer smirks.
You sure those tits wouldn’t get in the way?[/color]
The fans cheer even louder. Adriana is incensed and is trying very hard not to start throwing punches.
Tell you what, Tim; when I come back here with the Von Erich Memorial Championship around this little waist of mine, maybe I’ll bring my wrestling boots, too, eh Champ?[/color]
Adriana scoffs and backs away, leaving the mic in StormBringer’s hand, and exits the ring. StormBringer watches as Adriana jaws with several fans at ringside and down the entrance aisle as the scene ends.
Scene opens in a large room in Lethbridge, Alberta. In the room are a wrestling ring and a couple hundred of wrestling fans. The signs indicate that this is a PowerZone Wrestling show.
In the ring is the PZW Heavyweight Champion and PZW majority shareholder StormBringer. He is dressed in jeans, a PZW t-shirt, leather jacket, and has a large shovel with a confederate flag tied to the end propped up in the corner. He has his title in one hand and a mic in the other. He is telling the fans that he doesn’t know what 2009 will bring, but he will be the best champion he can be and he will run the best promotion he can run.
He is interrupted suddenly by music. “I Love Myself Today” hits the PA and everyone looks around, wondering who pushed the wrong button. It wasn’t the wrong button, however, as we soon see a familiar face emerging from behind the curtain. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian SINner” Adriana Samu saunters down the entrance aisle to a mixed reaction from the crowd, but mostly cheers. She is wearing jeans and a SINdicate t-shirt.
As she climbs into the ring, StormBringer looks at Commissioner Jim Dandy, who is in his usual post at the time-keeper’s table, and they shrug at each other as if to say “I didn’t invite her, did you?” Adriana sticks out her hand for StormBringer to shake, which he does, and, as the crowd cheers, she gestures for the mic, which Bringer gives her.
Ah, Lethbridge! Listen to them, Bringer! Cheering for me! Apparently, they didn’t get the memo that I moved from the “cheer” column to the “boo” column some weeks ago. Then again, maybe they did, and maybe they are proving exactly what I’ve said all along – that no matter what I do, I’m always Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady.[/color]
The crowd gives a hearty cheer.
Or maybe they’re just dense.[/color]
The crowd instantly turns to boos, making Adriana smirk. StormBringer is heard saying “I don’t think they’re the dense ones…” Adriana ignores this.
Because I could have sworn that just last month I stood in this exact room with almost this exact crowd and told everyone in the room that I agreed with Vance Nevada – that PZW was a third rate promotion with not enough balls to hire chicks.
I also stood in this ring and told you all that I was going to be one of the four remaining competitors at the end of the First Blood Battle Royal, and I made good on that declaration. On Friday, I move on to face Johnny Moxie…what does he call himself? “The One Man Revolution?” I will win that match, too. I will then move on to beat either Viper or Jack Clinton to become the #1 Contender for the Von Erich Memorial Championship. And finally, StormBringer, I will be the first female Von Erich Memorial Champion in the history of Sports Nutz Wrestling. And I will, as I promised last month, bring that title into this PZW ring, hold it in your face, and ask you, once again, why you have no chicks on your roster.[/color]
StormBringer gives Adriana a “oh, come on” gesture, but she barely lets him react before continuing.
I’ve known you a long time, Bringer. As long as I have been wrestling, you’ve been around. You trained with Bruce and Ross Hart while I was training with Owen and Chris Benoit, all in the Dungeon. And that’s what I don’t get, Bringer. You have seen the two greatest female wrestlers in Canada come out that dungeon, myself and Nattie Neidhart, and yet you still refuse to hire chicks!
Mind you, maybe it’s not that you refuse. Maybe you just can’t afford to hire us.[/color]
The fans let out a hearty boo. StormBringer throws up his hands.
We all know that Nattie and myself are world class athletes, at the top of our field. That must be it. You’re little promotion isn’t good enough to sport talent such as that on your roster. Just look at its owner, after all. There is a reason I was offered a WWE contract and you, sir, were not.[/color]
The fans jeer Adriana, which only makes her laugh. StormBringer, however, has had enough. He grabs Adriana’s hand, with the mic still in it, and brings it to his mouth.
I bet it has to do with the size of our tits…[/color]
The fans love it, and cheer loudly. Adriana is immediately pissed off and she gets in Bringer’s face.
Watch my match this Friday, Bringer, against this Johnny Moxie character, someone who isn’t even man enough to bad talk me. I urge you to watch it and see what a great wrestler I really am. I am going to have Mr Moxie staring at the lights by the end of the night, Bringer. And as you watch, you will come to the realization that I can wrestle circles around anyone on this roster. I can even wrestle circles around you, Tim.[/color]
StormBringer smirks.
You sure those tits wouldn’t get in the way?[/color]
The fans cheer even louder. Adriana is incensed and is trying very hard not to start throwing punches.
Tell you what, Tim; when I come back here with the Von Erich Memorial Championship around this little waist of mine, maybe I’ll bring my wrestling boots, too, eh Champ?[/color]
Adriana scoffs and backs away, leaving the mic in StormBringer’s hand, and exits the ring. StormBringer watches as Adriana jaws with several fans at ringside and down the entrance aisle as the scene ends.
