Post by Jillie on Jan 29, 2009 19:13:10 GMT -6
Scene opens on "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu's tour bus. Adriana is sitting on a couch with Brenda Price, who is looking quite uncomfortable. It is clear from her body language that Adriana is not happy - even Kaos is cowering nearby.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sitting with "Everyone's Favourite Canadian SINner" Adriana Samu. Dria…
Adriana.
Oh…uh…Adriana, what are your thoughts on your match this week, where you will be teaming with your stablemate Viper and Jack Clinton?
What do you THINK my thoughts are Brenda?
Well, I would think you would be…
That was rhetorical.
Oh. Sorry.
The two women sit in awkward silence for a moment.
So…um…your thoughts?
Well, I THOUGHT I had a deal with Viper that benefited me. I THOUGHT he and Kobra's Law were on my side. I THOUGHT that they would come out and help me should my opponent blatantly cheat behind the ref's back and whack me in the head with my own damn weapon! That's what I THOUGHT, Brenda.
So, are you saying there is friction in the SINdicate?
Adriana glares at Brenda, who swallows nervously.
Fortunately, I'm not a back-stabbing, gossip spreading, fight picking blonde bimbo…
Brenda gives Adriana an offended look.
…and Viper knows exactly how I feel about the situation. I told him all my thoughts on the fact that the only reason I lost my shot at the Von Erich Memorial Championship, a shot to break yet another record by becoming the first female to hold that title, was because my opponent cheated. I have also lobbied the administration of this company to give me a rematch, but, of course, being the sexist bastards they are, they are not granting me what I am due.
With all due respect, I don't think the SNW administration is sexist. After all, look at all the opportunities you have been afforded in this company…
Adriana throws Brenda an incredulous look.
As for my match this week, I have an arrangement with Viper and the SINdicate. Part of that arrangement is that Viper and Kobra's Law will help me achieve my goals and I will help them achieve theirs, with all of us ultimately acting in our own best interests. It is in my best interest to cooperate with my teammates this Sunday; Viper and Jack Clinton. I am not happy about recent events here, but I'm not an idiot. A win for Viper, Jack Clinton and I will benefit me, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
And you're ok teaming with Jack Clinton? After all, be basically called you useless.
Oh, I heard. Apparently Jack Clinton has no idea what constitutes being emo.
Adriana pulls out her smart phone and quickly looks something up.
Here. Reference.com says “emo” is "a stereotype that includes being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty. It is also associated with depression, self-injury, and suicide.” Anyone who knows me or has even had a conversation with me can tell you I’m none of those things. Brenda, am I any of those things?
Well, no…I mean…define “angsty.”
Adriana glares at Brenda.
You know, Brenda, I’m not worried about what category Jack Clinton puts me in, because he’s not worried about me in this match, and that makes me very happy. He’s more concerned with Viper and seems to view me as just one of Viper’s lackeys. Jack Clinton is in for a very rude awakening. I am NOT Viper’s lackey, and underestimating me is a very dangerous game that many people have lost at. My advice to Clinton is to come into this match with a hunger to win, and to work with Viper and I in achieving that goal. As I have stated before, Viper and I have an agreement that if anything or anyone gets in the way of either of us we will help each other remove that obstacle.
So, Jack Clinton, don’t make yourself an obstacle by trying to show off and take all the glory for yourself, acting impulsively and making some rookie mistake that will cost us the match. Playing by our rules is not hard: the SINdicate wins by any means necessary. After the match, we can go our separate ways and you can go back to accusing people randomly of being emo. If you don’t play by our rules, you will find yourself in a situation, Clinton, and you do NOT want to be in a situation with the SINdicate.
And what about your opponents? Enigmah, Rick Roll and Omerta will be teaming up against you.
The three of them are really unremarkable, Brenda. What is there to say? They are stock characters, uninteresting, just talented enough to make it here but not talented enough to stand out, and they don’t even have enough drive and ambition to show up any earlier than they have to to get by. I’m sure if they were here, their interview would go something like “Adriana’s a girl and we’re going to beat her because EnigmaH is a real wrestler and not a slut. And Viper’s emo so we’re going to beat him, too. And Jack Clinton ‘did not have relations with that woman…’ Ha ha ha!” How blasé. Predictable. Unexciting. I’m sure they’ll give us a decent fight, but it’s not going to be anything to write home about. In fact…
Adriana's phone suddenly rings and she picks it up.
Hello?…Hello! Good to hear from you!…Did you talk to immigration?…Great!…Hold on…
Adriana seems to suddenly realize that Brenda is still in the room and gestures to Kaos, who springs to his feet and assumes an attack position, laying his ears back and growling menacingly at Brenda and the camera person.
This interview is over.
Woah! Let's get out of here!
Brenda and the cameraman back out of the tour bus and the camera switches off to end the scene.
OOC: FYI, that Reference.com article about "emo" music and fasion is here:http://www.reference.com/search?q=Emo. You're welcome, freak.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sitting with "Everyone's Favourite Canadian SINner" Adriana Samu. Dria…
Adriana.
Oh…uh…Adriana, what are your thoughts on your match this week, where you will be teaming with your stablemate Viper and Jack Clinton?
What do you THINK my thoughts are Brenda?
Well, I would think you would be…
That was rhetorical.
Oh. Sorry.
The two women sit in awkward silence for a moment.
So…um…your thoughts?
Well, I THOUGHT I had a deal with Viper that benefited me. I THOUGHT he and Kobra's Law were on my side. I THOUGHT that they would come out and help me should my opponent blatantly cheat behind the ref's back and whack me in the head with my own damn weapon! That's what I THOUGHT, Brenda.
So, are you saying there is friction in the SINdicate?
Adriana glares at Brenda, who swallows nervously.
Fortunately, I'm not a back-stabbing, gossip spreading, fight picking blonde bimbo…
Brenda gives Adriana an offended look.
…and Viper knows exactly how I feel about the situation. I told him all my thoughts on the fact that the only reason I lost my shot at the Von Erich Memorial Championship, a shot to break yet another record by becoming the first female to hold that title, was because my opponent cheated. I have also lobbied the administration of this company to give me a rematch, but, of course, being the sexist bastards they are, they are not granting me what I am due.
With all due respect, I don't think the SNW administration is sexist. After all, look at all the opportunities you have been afforded in this company…
Adriana throws Brenda an incredulous look.
As for my match this week, I have an arrangement with Viper and the SINdicate. Part of that arrangement is that Viper and Kobra's Law will help me achieve my goals and I will help them achieve theirs, with all of us ultimately acting in our own best interests. It is in my best interest to cooperate with my teammates this Sunday; Viper and Jack Clinton. I am not happy about recent events here, but I'm not an idiot. A win for Viper, Jack Clinton and I will benefit me, and I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.
And you're ok teaming with Jack Clinton? After all, be basically called you useless.
Oh, I heard. Apparently Jack Clinton has no idea what constitutes being emo.
Adriana pulls out her smart phone and quickly looks something up.
Here. Reference.com says “emo” is "a stereotype that includes being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty. It is also associated with depression, self-injury, and suicide.” Anyone who knows me or has even had a conversation with me can tell you I’m none of those things. Brenda, am I any of those things?
Well, no…I mean…define “angsty.”
Adriana glares at Brenda.
You know, Brenda, I’m not worried about what category Jack Clinton puts me in, because he’s not worried about me in this match, and that makes me very happy. He’s more concerned with Viper and seems to view me as just one of Viper’s lackeys. Jack Clinton is in for a very rude awakening. I am NOT Viper’s lackey, and underestimating me is a very dangerous game that many people have lost at. My advice to Clinton is to come into this match with a hunger to win, and to work with Viper and I in achieving that goal. As I have stated before, Viper and I have an agreement that if anything or anyone gets in the way of either of us we will help each other remove that obstacle.
So, Jack Clinton, don’t make yourself an obstacle by trying to show off and take all the glory for yourself, acting impulsively and making some rookie mistake that will cost us the match. Playing by our rules is not hard: the SINdicate wins by any means necessary. After the match, we can go our separate ways and you can go back to accusing people randomly of being emo. If you don’t play by our rules, you will find yourself in a situation, Clinton, and you do NOT want to be in a situation with the SINdicate.
And what about your opponents? Enigmah, Rick Roll and Omerta will be teaming up against you.
The three of them are really unremarkable, Brenda. What is there to say? They are stock characters, uninteresting, just talented enough to make it here but not talented enough to stand out, and they don’t even have enough drive and ambition to show up any earlier than they have to to get by. I’m sure if they were here, their interview would go something like “Adriana’s a girl and we’re going to beat her because EnigmaH is a real wrestler and not a slut. And Viper’s emo so we’re going to beat him, too. And Jack Clinton ‘did not have relations with that woman…’ Ha ha ha!” How blasé. Predictable. Unexciting. I’m sure they’ll give us a decent fight, but it’s not going to be anything to write home about. In fact…
Adriana's phone suddenly rings and she picks it up.
Hello?…Hello! Good to hear from you!…Did you talk to immigration?…Great!…Hold on…
Adriana seems to suddenly realize that Brenda is still in the room and gestures to Kaos, who springs to his feet and assumes an attack position, laying his ears back and growling menacingly at Brenda and the camera person.
This interview is over.
Woah! Let's get out of here!
Brenda and the cameraman back out of the tour bus and the camera switches off to end the scene.
OOC: FYI, that Reference.com article about "emo" music and fasion is here:http://www.reference.com/search?q=Emo. You're welcome, freak.
