Post by emokid on Nov 26, 2008 12:46:06 GMT -6
(Omerta, wearing a Lamb of God T-Shirt, and Sweatpants, stands in a park in Fort Worth, Tx)
OMERTA: Where is he?
(A black SUV, with stereos blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley rolls by, and a smile comes across Omerta's face. The Driver's side door opens, and Rick Roll pops out. Rick Roll wears a tight white shirt,A white headband (A la Olivia Newton John) and the shortest orange shorts ever. (A la Micheal Cera ("Juno")) When he comes out of the car the song "Gonna Fly Now" From Rocky Plays.)
RICK ROLL: Omerta, I'm ready to get in shape. I'm ready to make myself ready for the ring.
OMERTA: I admire your courage. Now.........................
(Interlude from "The Final Countdown" plays, as Omerta gives the Dramatic Chipmunk look.)
We must prepare ourselves for three people. Three people that quite get along with eachother, but three people nonetheless. We must thrive through these next two weeks of preparation.
RICK ROLL: We must prepare well. We must go through rigorous training. We must.....
OMERTA: We must.......
BOTH: Excercise.
("Gonna Fly Now" Plays through the training. Both men do sit ups. Omerta does them well, while Rick Roll barely gets up.)
OMERTA: One, two, three, four, five, six
RICK ROLL: (Grunts) One
(SIt ups change to Push ups. Omerta does well, while Rick Roll barely gets up.)
OMERTA: One, two, three, four, five, six
RICK ROLL" (Grunts) One
OMERTA: You're getting there, dude.
(Scene changes to them on a weigh bench. Omerta lifts 400 lbs, while Rick Roll spots him.)
OMERTA: 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60 Your turn
RICK ROLL: Do you think I can do this?
OMERTA: You can do anything you put your mind, too.
(A caption says 5 Minutes later appears. Omerta is being put away on a stretcher)
OMERTA: Gee, if I knew it was going to be too heavy, I wouldn't have made you lift.
RICK ROLL: Don't Worry about me. Same time tommorrow?
OMERTA; Sure.
(Rick Roll gets carried away, as cameras fade to black)
OMERTA: Where is he?
(A black SUV, with stereos blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley rolls by, and a smile comes across Omerta's face. The Driver's side door opens, and Rick Roll pops out. Rick Roll wears a tight white shirt,A white headband (A la Olivia Newton John) and the shortest orange shorts ever. (A la Micheal Cera ("Juno")) When he comes out of the car the song "Gonna Fly Now" From Rocky Plays.)
RICK ROLL: Omerta, I'm ready to get in shape. I'm ready to make myself ready for the ring.
OMERTA: I admire your courage. Now.........................
(Interlude from "The Final Countdown" plays, as Omerta gives the Dramatic Chipmunk look.)
We must prepare ourselves for three people. Three people that quite get along with eachother, but three people nonetheless. We must thrive through these next two weeks of preparation.
RICK ROLL: We must prepare well. We must go through rigorous training. We must.....
OMERTA: We must.......
BOTH: Excercise.
("Gonna Fly Now" Plays through the training. Both men do sit ups. Omerta does them well, while Rick Roll barely gets up.)
OMERTA: One, two, three, four, five, six
RICK ROLL: (Grunts) One
(SIt ups change to Push ups. Omerta does well, while Rick Roll barely gets up.)
OMERTA: One, two, three, four, five, six
RICK ROLL" (Grunts) One
OMERTA: You're getting there, dude.
(Scene changes to them on a weigh bench. Omerta lifts 400 lbs, while Rick Roll spots him.)
OMERTA: 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60 Your turn
RICK ROLL: Do you think I can do this?
OMERTA: You can do anything you put your mind, too.
(A caption says 5 Minutes later appears. Omerta is being put away on a stretcher)
OMERTA: Gee, if I knew it was going to be too heavy, I wouldn't have made you lift.
RICK ROLL: Don't Worry about me. Same time tommorrow?
OMERTA; Sure.
(Rick Roll gets carried away, as cameras fade to black)
