Post by ykmn on Dec 3, 2008 22:11:48 GMT -6
Scene opens in an undisclosed location. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is standing by. Daniels wears a White American Eagle T Shirt and has his Pink Headband on.
AD:Things haven't been good in my world lately, over the last little while people have not been giving me the proper respect I so rightfully deserve. I take the time to fly down to that stinky little hick hole of a back alley seespool known as Texas every few weeks and when I get there I'm given nothing but a hard time by a bunch of stupid dumb ass rednecks in the crowd, and some no talent morons in the ring and in the lockeroom.
SNW I don't really need this. I don't need this disrespect and attempted humiliation. I don't need to give up my social life and my free time to come down and wrestle for you guys. I do it because you pay nice and you give me the chance to beat the high holy hell out of some morons. But this disrespect this just utter lack of class is really really really trying my patience. I've been in SNW for months now, and what do I have to show for it, nothing, not a damn thing, just a few victories and a few losses, but no belts, no posters with my face on it, no nothing, all I get is more frustration and anger when I fly home back to Canada a real country.
SNW and Texas as a whole I'm just going to say this, plain and simple, you can try to push me all you want, you can spit in my face and kick sand at me, but the one thing you need to realize is that Kid Thunder isn't a quitter, I'm going to keep coming back and I'm going to keep being a pain in peoples asses. People don't like what I say, to bad, they don't like what I do, to bad, they dont like me as a person, I don't really care, I'm Kid Thunder baby, I'm the best wrestler to come out of the great white North in a long time, SNW has been a bit of a hassle for me yeah, but the way I see it, things are about to get a little more interesting around these parts, pieces are coming together, things are being worked out and the time is coming when all of you are going to have to pucker up and kiss my Canadian ass.
See it goes like this boys and girls, there's been people who have been in my way for awhile now, those people are Criss Cassidy and Enigmah, you two little outcasts have been having your fun at my expense. Well the fun is going to be over real soon, the thing you need to realize about a storm especially one of the most violent and fiercest of nature is that there is going to be a little calming, a little time frame where things are going to get a little quiet and little peaceful and is going to fill peoples minds with the thought that maybe the storm isn't going to be as bad as people would think. Then BOOM, the storm hits harder then before, and things are destroyed, devestation is delivered. And nothing is left standing.
I got a Von Erich title shot coming up real soon, and Omerta let me explain something, that title of yours has been looking kinda ugly on you, I think it doesn't really mesh well with you. I think it deserves a wrestler that it better compliments.
Daniels taps himself on the chest.
The pay per view coming up I'm going to eliminate you, and I'm going to eliminate Enigmah, and I'm going to eliminate Criss Cassidy, but coming up at Guys Night Out it's me having to team with my two enemies to take on you and Rick Roll.
Daniels rubs his chin.
Omerta and Roll, I hate my partners, but I love the idea of kicking your asses in preperation for the Pay per view. I'm going to beat you this week, then I'm beat you again and take that title, like I said the disrespect is going to end, and the new Von Erich Champion will be crowned. Cassidy,Niggy,Omerta, prepare to get THUNDERSTRUCK.
Scene ends
AD:Things haven't been good in my world lately, over the last little while people have not been giving me the proper respect I so rightfully deserve. I take the time to fly down to that stinky little hick hole of a back alley seespool known as Texas every few weeks and when I get there I'm given nothing but a hard time by a bunch of stupid dumb ass rednecks in the crowd, and some no talent morons in the ring and in the lockeroom.
SNW I don't really need this. I don't need this disrespect and attempted humiliation. I don't need to give up my social life and my free time to come down and wrestle for you guys. I do it because you pay nice and you give me the chance to beat the high holy hell out of some morons. But this disrespect this just utter lack of class is really really really trying my patience. I've been in SNW for months now, and what do I have to show for it, nothing, not a damn thing, just a few victories and a few losses, but no belts, no posters with my face on it, no nothing, all I get is more frustration and anger when I fly home back to Canada a real country.
SNW and Texas as a whole I'm just going to say this, plain and simple, you can try to push me all you want, you can spit in my face and kick sand at me, but the one thing you need to realize is that Kid Thunder isn't a quitter, I'm going to keep coming back and I'm going to keep being a pain in peoples asses. People don't like what I say, to bad, they don't like what I do, to bad, they dont like me as a person, I don't really care, I'm Kid Thunder baby, I'm the best wrestler to come out of the great white North in a long time, SNW has been a bit of a hassle for me yeah, but the way I see it, things are about to get a little more interesting around these parts, pieces are coming together, things are being worked out and the time is coming when all of you are going to have to pucker up and kiss my Canadian ass.
See it goes like this boys and girls, there's been people who have been in my way for awhile now, those people are Criss Cassidy and Enigmah, you two little outcasts have been having your fun at my expense. Well the fun is going to be over real soon, the thing you need to realize about a storm especially one of the most violent and fiercest of nature is that there is going to be a little calming, a little time frame where things are going to get a little quiet and little peaceful and is going to fill peoples minds with the thought that maybe the storm isn't going to be as bad as people would think. Then BOOM, the storm hits harder then before, and things are destroyed, devestation is delivered. And nothing is left standing.
I got a Von Erich title shot coming up real soon, and Omerta let me explain something, that title of yours has been looking kinda ugly on you, I think it doesn't really mesh well with you. I think it deserves a wrestler that it better compliments.
Daniels taps himself on the chest.
The pay per view coming up I'm going to eliminate you, and I'm going to eliminate Enigmah, and I'm going to eliminate Criss Cassidy, but coming up at Guys Night Out it's me having to team with my two enemies to take on you and Rick Roll.
Daniels rubs his chin.
Omerta and Roll, I hate my partners, but I love the idea of kicking your asses in preperation for the Pay per view. I'm going to beat you this week, then I'm beat you again and take that title, like I said the disrespect is going to end, and the new Von Erich Champion will be crowned. Cassidy,Niggy,Omerta, prepare to get THUNDERSTRUCK.
Scene ends
