Post by emokid on Dec 4, 2008 19:49:08 GMT -6
(In the background, Joe Esposito's hit "You're the Best Around" plays. Omerta and Rick Roll are in matching Jumpsuits. Omerta's says "Strength Honor Respect," Rick Roll's says "Never Gonna Give You Up." Rick Roll still has the Olivia Newton-John like headband around his head. They are running in the same Fort Worth park, as Omerta's voice is heard.)
OMERTA: Rick, you have improved in these two weeks that we haven't said anything on SNW. Your first day was a little hectic, but we made it.
(Scene changes to
So, to commemorate your improvements I have a reward for you.
(Omerta finds a Jumpsuit, and gives it to him.)
RICK ROLL: (Grinning widely, and sobbing a little) "Never Gonna Give You Up?" (Gives Omerta a hug that kind of startles him. Rick Roll sobs) This is the best present anyone has ever given me.
OMERTA: (Patting his back, grinning) I'm glad you like it. (Embracing stops) But we need to get back to more.......
BOTH: (Looking at the camera) Excercise.
(Omerta and Rick Roll keep up with each other)
OMERTA: Good Going, man.
RICK ROLL: Pssh, I was just testing you.
(Rick Roll speeds up)
OMERTA: (Grinning) You son of a bitch. (Laughing)
(Scene Changes to them doing push ups. Omerta does normal push ups, while Rick Roll does push ups like Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver.")
OMERTA: (Looking to his right at Rick Roll, grinning) We're going to win. Look at you. Who inspired you to do that?
RICK ROLL: I forgot to tell you. I have taken classes with Robert DeNiro to be a thater actor.
OMERTA: Realy?!?!?!?!?!
RICK ROLL: Nope, just a big fan of "Taxi Driver."
(Omerta and Rick Roll both lift 200 lbs on their weights. They count together.)
BOTH: 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
OMERTA: Congratulations.
RICK ROLL: What?
OMERTA: No Ambulance. Janelle will be so proud.
(The excercise package ends. It's black for a second, and then Rick Roll and Omerta, still wearing their jumpsuits, are facing the cameras.)
RICK ROLL:Hey, Criss Cassidy, and Enigmah, my thoughts and prayers are with your sanity. I would probably commit a Natalie Wood before ever teaming with him. You have some guts. I admire the both of you. Really, I do. Iwouldn't make that up. Seriously if I ever made anything up may GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE STRIKE ME DEAD. AS JESUS CHRIST IS MY WITNESS......
(Rick Roll continues talking, as Omerta covers his mouth)
OMERTA:(Chuckles in slight embarrassment) There's a little problem with Rick. (Turns to Rick like a mother would to her child, as Rick calms down)) Rick, what did we say about your temper?
RICK ROLL: That it interferes with everything else. But it's not fair that two good people have to team with a douchbag like "Kid Blunder." I JUST WANT TO KICK VINCE BISCHOFF'S ASS........
(Omerta covers Rick Roll's mouth again.)
OMERTA: Calm Down.
RICK ROLL: I am calm
OMERTA: OK, fine. You're calm.
(Rick Roll seethes with the most childlike angryface ever)
RICK ROLL: (Under his breath) One time i would just like to......(Punches his hand multiple times)
OMERTA: Enigmah, It would be an honor to defend my title against you one day. I know that if we ever step into a ring together, we woulde blow the roof off of the building. And, if I were to lose my title to anyone, it would have to be you. You are my wife's favorite competitor, and of course mine.
RICK ROLL: WHAT?!?!?!?!
OMERTA: Oh, come off it, Rick. You have the biggest crush on her. Don't lie.
RICK ROLL: (Blushes) Well, it wuld be an honor to get in the ring with her.
OMERTA: Criss Cassidy, we may not have similar tastes in religion, but what does that matter? You are a solid competitor in that ring, and I can't wait to face you at Guy's Night Out. In the same way we face Enigmah, I certainly can't wait to face you.
As for Kid Blunder. By the way, thank you Rick that was a clever name.
RICK ROLL:Hey, that name isn't cheap.
OMERTA: UGH!!!!! (Rolls his eyes)
(Omerta hands Rick Roll a Five Dollar Bill)
RICK ROLL: Every dollar counts. Haha.
OMERTA: As I was saying. Alex Daniels. Thanks for reminding us that you are Canada's human oxymoron. Believe me when I stress moron. I don't think you should have been called Kid Thunder, I think you should have been called Kid Chicago, because like Chicago, your wrestling blows. I honestly can say that Alex, you have two people "on your side" that can't stand you. Maybe you should be called a suicide waiting to happen. I don't mean yours, I mean the millions of people sitting at home watching you try to wrestle.
RICK ROLL: Let me try. Alex, they have a name for you in Great Britain, Wanker. And by looking at you, I agree. (Holds up a picture of Alex Daniels) Let's see. (Poins to his skull) There's his head, (Points to his torso and his legs) and there's the shaft. There's something.
OMERTA: Gee, I wonder what that could be, Rick.
RICK ROLL: I would say, but I would probably get SNW thrown off the air.
OMERTA: BOOM! Nailed it. Long story short, Enigmah, I respect you, Criss Cassidy, I respect you. Alex Daniels, you need to respect others before you get respect. Short story, shorter.
STRENGTH HONOR RESPECT.......
RICK ROLL: RICK ROLL
OMERTA: Oh, forget it.
(Rick Roll grins as Omerta laughs and the camera fades to black)
OMERTA: Rick, you have improved in these two weeks that we haven't said anything on SNW. Your first day was a little hectic, but we made it.
(Scene changes to
So, to commemorate your improvements I have a reward for you.
(Omerta finds a Jumpsuit, and gives it to him.)
RICK ROLL: (Grinning widely, and sobbing a little) "Never Gonna Give You Up?" (Gives Omerta a hug that kind of startles him. Rick Roll sobs) This is the best present anyone has ever given me.
OMERTA: (Patting his back, grinning) I'm glad you like it. (Embracing stops) But we need to get back to more.......
BOTH: (Looking at the camera) Excercise.
(Omerta and Rick Roll keep up with each other)
OMERTA: Good Going, man.
RICK ROLL: Pssh, I was just testing you.
(Rick Roll speeds up)
OMERTA: (Grinning) You son of a bitch. (Laughing)
(Scene Changes to them doing push ups. Omerta does normal push ups, while Rick Roll does push ups like Robert DeNiro in "Taxi Driver.")
OMERTA: (Looking to his right at Rick Roll, grinning) We're going to win. Look at you. Who inspired you to do that?
RICK ROLL: I forgot to tell you. I have taken classes with Robert DeNiro to be a thater actor.
OMERTA: Realy?!?!?!?!?!
RICK ROLL: Nope, just a big fan of "Taxi Driver."
(Omerta and Rick Roll both lift 200 lbs on their weights. They count together.)
BOTH: 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
OMERTA: Congratulations.
RICK ROLL: What?
OMERTA: No Ambulance. Janelle will be so proud.
(The excercise package ends. It's black for a second, and then Rick Roll and Omerta, still wearing their jumpsuits, are facing the cameras.)
RICK ROLL:Hey, Criss Cassidy, and Enigmah, my thoughts and prayers are with your sanity. I would probably commit a Natalie Wood before ever teaming with him. You have some guts. I admire the both of you. Really, I do. Iwouldn't make that up. Seriously if I ever made anything up may GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE STRIKE ME DEAD. AS JESUS CHRIST IS MY WITNESS......
(Rick Roll continues talking, as Omerta covers his mouth)
OMERTA:(Chuckles in slight embarrassment) There's a little problem with Rick. (Turns to Rick like a mother would to her child, as Rick calms down)) Rick, what did we say about your temper?
RICK ROLL: That it interferes with everything else. But it's not fair that two good people have to team with a douchbag like "Kid Blunder." I JUST WANT TO KICK VINCE BISCHOFF'S ASS........
(Omerta covers Rick Roll's mouth again.)
OMERTA: Calm Down.
RICK ROLL: I am calm
OMERTA: OK, fine. You're calm.
(Rick Roll seethes with the most childlike angryface ever)
RICK ROLL: (Under his breath) One time i would just like to......(Punches his hand multiple times)
OMERTA: Enigmah, It would be an honor to defend my title against you one day. I know that if we ever step into a ring together, we woulde blow the roof off of the building. And, if I were to lose my title to anyone, it would have to be you. You are my wife's favorite competitor, and of course mine.
RICK ROLL: WHAT?!?!?!?!
OMERTA: Oh, come off it, Rick. You have the biggest crush on her. Don't lie.
RICK ROLL: (Blushes) Well, it wuld be an honor to get in the ring with her.
OMERTA: Criss Cassidy, we may not have similar tastes in religion, but what does that matter? You are a solid competitor in that ring, and I can't wait to face you at Guy's Night Out. In the same way we face Enigmah, I certainly can't wait to face you.
As for Kid Blunder. By the way, thank you Rick that was a clever name.
RICK ROLL:Hey, that name isn't cheap.
OMERTA: UGH!!!!! (Rolls his eyes)
(Omerta hands Rick Roll a Five Dollar Bill)
RICK ROLL: Every dollar counts. Haha.
OMERTA: As I was saying. Alex Daniels. Thanks for reminding us that you are Canada's human oxymoron. Believe me when I stress moron. I don't think you should have been called Kid Thunder, I think you should have been called Kid Chicago, because like Chicago, your wrestling blows. I honestly can say that Alex, you have two people "on your side" that can't stand you. Maybe you should be called a suicide waiting to happen. I don't mean yours, I mean the millions of people sitting at home watching you try to wrestle.
RICK ROLL: Let me try. Alex, they have a name for you in Great Britain, Wanker. And by looking at you, I agree. (Holds up a picture of Alex Daniels) Let's see. (Poins to his skull) There's his head, (Points to his torso and his legs) and there's the shaft. There's something.
OMERTA: Gee, I wonder what that could be, Rick.
RICK ROLL: I would say, but I would probably get SNW thrown off the air.
OMERTA: BOOM! Nailed it. Long story short, Enigmah, I respect you, Criss Cassidy, I respect you. Alex Daniels, you need to respect others before you get respect. Short story, shorter.
STRENGTH HONOR RESPECT.......
RICK ROLL: RICK ROLL
OMERTA: Oh, forget it.
(Rick Roll grins as Omerta laughs and the camera fades to black)
