Post by emokid on Dec 16, 2008 22:55:35 GMT -6
(Omerta stands in front of a giant SNW poster. He wears a TAPOUT cap, a Brock Lesnar T-Shirt, and Jeans. His Von Erich Memorial Title is strapped around his shoulder)
OMERTA: Well, there is no easy way to say it, Omerta-mites. My title is in Jeopardy. The last time I defended this title, I lost it. Eventually I regained the title, but it only took one match to lose it. When I look back on it, the match in the future kind of scares me. I'm not just defending it against one person, but three people. Three people. That's like a normal night at Paris Hilton's bed. Nut, these aren't your normal run-of-the-mill professional Wrestlers. No, these are three of the best in the world. Yes, Alex Daniels, I know it seems I don't throw any props your way, but I'm doing it. You can die a happy man. I know I will. Let's get in depth with these participants. Let's take an Omerta look at these opponents, and potentially, the next SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion.
Enigmah, if I were to lose the championship to anybody, I think it would be you. You are the epitome of what this company is all about. You carry yourself like a champion. You have more passion than most of the men here in SNW. As a n00b, I should learn more from you. You set the record, and do things right. I admire your compassion, and raw talent that is rarely seen today. You took me to the limit at Guy's Night Out. I can never see you as a threat to the championship, because you represent the title right.
VOICE OF RICK ROLL:(From behind the camera):Hey, don't forget.
OMERTA: (Embarrassed) What? No!
RICK ROLL: But You promised.
OMERTA: Why don't you do it youself in another promo?
RICK ROLL: YOU PROMISED!!!!!!!
OMERTA:(Slightly Disgusted): Ugh, fine. And my friend, Rick Roll, has a crush on you. If you could call him at this number it would make him happy,
(He holds up a posterboard with what appears to be a Cell Phone number. Below it the words "Enigmah Only" are captioned.")
(Omerta cuffs his hand, Whispers)
and it will shut him up, too.
RICK ROLL: I heard that.
OMERTA: Now we go to Criss Cassidy. Criss, religious point of views aside, I think pound for pound you have to be one of the toughest guys here. You also have the perfect moveset of a champion. You remind me alot of guys like Shelton Benjamin, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Jericho and Dean Malenko. People that could take the pain, and weren't ashamed of showing their talents. You go out there, and give 110%. It shows in those vignettes that you show. You are very intense wheyher it be in or out of the ring. I respect the hell out of that.
And now we get to Alex Daniels. Alex, you're right, the color pink doesn't make you gay, it's those Assless chaps that you wear in the backstage area. And why do you have an issue of Playgirl in your room? And since when does anyone's favorite musical taste include Right Said Fred? All kidding aside, I think you should be proud of where you come from. Canada is filled with all things talent. That's right. That is the home country of people like Mike Meyers, Alanis Morrisette, John Candy, and Improv master Colin Mochrie. Need we forget that Hockey, and Pabst Blue Ribbon originated from Canada? One of the greatest rock bands of all time, Rush, is from Canada. Canada is also home to a great professional wrestler, and someone who isn't afraid to wear pink in public. Someone who defied the odds, and made it out a superstar. Someone who defined an era of professional wrestling. That man could either be Bret Hart or Val Venis, I can't remember. Can you remember, Rick?
RICK ROLL: Could it be Dino Bravo?
OMERTA: Oh, yeah. It was Dino Bravo.
RICK ROLL: Yeah.
OMERTA: Oh, yeah and FYI, Alex. Don't let these muscles fool you. I'm no Batista. I don't have to pop pills to get these muscles. I am authentic Omerta. If you think I'm another steroid abusing freak, then you are sadly mistaken. If you don't believe me, then I'll let my Sacrement speak for itself.
STRENGTH, HONOR, RESPECT, OMERTA
(Omerta stares defiantly into the camera as it fades to black.)
OMERTA: Well, there is no easy way to say it, Omerta-mites. My title is in Jeopardy. The last time I defended this title, I lost it. Eventually I regained the title, but it only took one match to lose it. When I look back on it, the match in the future kind of scares me. I'm not just defending it against one person, but three people. Three people. That's like a normal night at Paris Hilton's bed. Nut, these aren't your normal run-of-the-mill professional Wrestlers. No, these are three of the best in the world. Yes, Alex Daniels, I know it seems I don't throw any props your way, but I'm doing it. You can die a happy man. I know I will. Let's get in depth with these participants. Let's take an Omerta look at these opponents, and potentially, the next SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion.
Enigmah, if I were to lose the championship to anybody, I think it would be you. You are the epitome of what this company is all about. You carry yourself like a champion. You have more passion than most of the men here in SNW. As a n00b, I should learn more from you. You set the record, and do things right. I admire your compassion, and raw talent that is rarely seen today. You took me to the limit at Guy's Night Out. I can never see you as a threat to the championship, because you represent the title right.
VOICE OF RICK ROLL:(From behind the camera):Hey, don't forget.
OMERTA: (Embarrassed) What? No!
RICK ROLL: But You promised.
OMERTA: Why don't you do it youself in another promo?
RICK ROLL: YOU PROMISED!!!!!!!
OMERTA:(Slightly Disgusted): Ugh, fine. And my friend, Rick Roll, has a crush on you. If you could call him at this number it would make him happy,
(He holds up a posterboard with what appears to be a Cell Phone number. Below it the words "Enigmah Only" are captioned.")
(Omerta cuffs his hand, Whispers)
and it will shut him up, too.
RICK ROLL: I heard that.
OMERTA: Now we go to Criss Cassidy. Criss, religious point of views aside, I think pound for pound you have to be one of the toughest guys here. You also have the perfect moveset of a champion. You remind me alot of guys like Shelton Benjamin, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Jericho and Dean Malenko. People that could take the pain, and weren't ashamed of showing their talents. You go out there, and give 110%. It shows in those vignettes that you show. You are very intense wheyher it be in or out of the ring. I respect the hell out of that.
And now we get to Alex Daniels. Alex, you're right, the color pink doesn't make you gay, it's those Assless chaps that you wear in the backstage area. And why do you have an issue of Playgirl in your room? And since when does anyone's favorite musical taste include Right Said Fred? All kidding aside, I think you should be proud of where you come from. Canada is filled with all things talent. That's right. That is the home country of people like Mike Meyers, Alanis Morrisette, John Candy, and Improv master Colin Mochrie. Need we forget that Hockey, and Pabst Blue Ribbon originated from Canada? One of the greatest rock bands of all time, Rush, is from Canada. Canada is also home to a great professional wrestler, and someone who isn't afraid to wear pink in public. Someone who defied the odds, and made it out a superstar. Someone who defined an era of professional wrestling. That man could either be Bret Hart or Val Venis, I can't remember. Can you remember, Rick?
RICK ROLL: Could it be Dino Bravo?
OMERTA: Oh, yeah. It was Dino Bravo.
RICK ROLL: Yeah.
OMERTA: Oh, yeah and FYI, Alex. Don't let these muscles fool you. I'm no Batista. I don't have to pop pills to get these muscles. I am authentic Omerta. If you think I'm another steroid abusing freak, then you are sadly mistaken. If you don't believe me, then I'll let my Sacrement speak for itself.
STRENGTH, HONOR, RESPECT, OMERTA
(Omerta stares defiantly into the camera as it fades to black.)
