Post by greendragon on Dec 18, 2008 8:10:31 GMT -6
The scene opens in front of the SNW banner where Tony Spiccoli, Sean O’Brien and the Williams Brothers are standing by with Brenda Price. O’Brien is wearing his Irish Revenge Sportkilt with a t-shirt that reads “My Ancestors Came Here Legally” while the Williams’ are in their ring gear.
BP: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Brenda Price and joining me at this time are the Williams Brothers, Mike and Marcus, and their manager, Tony Spiccoli. Gentlemen, you’re scheduled to be in the Three Team Elimination match to determine the Number One Contenders for the SNW Tag Titles, what are your thoughts on the upcoming match?
Mike: Sweetheart, you can save your breath. My brother and I know what we have in front of us and we know what’s at stake. So just stand there, be quiet and look pretty.
Marcus: Think you can handle that?
Brenda takes the microphone and holds it up for Mike.
Mike: Now, as I was getting ready to say, we know both of these teams very well and have a history with both of them. With that said, we know what to expect and we know what we’re up against. The Alley Ratz are nothing more than idiot stoner juggalos (said with angst) and Kobra’s Law, who are just the APA reincarnated.
Marcus: My brother and I have held tag team gold everywhere we’ve been. We will not be denied here in SNW. If the only thing stopping us is a match where we get to kick the crap out of both the Alley Ratz and Kobra’s Law, the owners of this place had better get the contract ready for our title shot.
Brenda: What about you, Sean?
Sean pulls a piece of paper out of his sporran and reads from it.
S O’B: Brenda, how would you describe what happened at Guys’ Night Out?
She shrugs.
S O’B: How about this for example: a fluke, a stroke of good fortune, a lucky break, an accident – all these are words that entail what happened at Guys’ Night Out when Extrano managed to beat me. Actually, I know what happened: he sold his soul to the devil, and I don’t mean Vince McMahon.
He crumbles up the paper and tosses it at the camera.
S O’B: At the next SNW pay-per-view, Extrano (pronounced Extra-No) won’t have luck on his side. He’ll be in my type of match: a submission match. This is my element. I’m going to beat you into submission at the pay-per-view, because I can.
Spiccoli: 2008 is coming to an end. What better way to start 2009 than with the Williams Brothers becoming tag team champions for a 3rd time in three separate companies. Their resume’ speaks for itself: NAWA Tag Team Champions, PCW Tag Team Champions and soon, very, very soon: SNW Texas Tag Team Champions.
Brenda: Thank you very much, gentlemen …
Marcus: Hold on there, toots. I’ve got one more thing to say. I know what all the so-called experts on the internet are saying before we even finish this interview: The Alley Ratz are the ones who beat us for the NAWA Tag Titles and Kobra’s Law are the ones that beat us for the PCW tag titles. Well, all I can say about that is: payback’s a bitch!
Marcus smirks at Brenda, looks her up and down, and the Unholy Trinity exit the scene.
*****
Sean’s shirt:
BP: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Brenda Price and joining me at this time are the Williams Brothers, Mike and Marcus, and their manager, Tony Spiccoli. Gentlemen, you’re scheduled to be in the Three Team Elimination match to determine the Number One Contenders for the SNW Tag Titles, what are your thoughts on the upcoming match?
Mike: Sweetheart, you can save your breath. My brother and I know what we have in front of us and we know what’s at stake. So just stand there, be quiet and look pretty.
Marcus: Think you can handle that?
Brenda takes the microphone and holds it up for Mike.
Mike: Now, as I was getting ready to say, we know both of these teams very well and have a history with both of them. With that said, we know what to expect and we know what we’re up against. The Alley Ratz are nothing more than idiot stoner juggalos (said with angst) and Kobra’s Law, who are just the APA reincarnated.
Marcus: My brother and I have held tag team gold everywhere we’ve been. We will not be denied here in SNW. If the only thing stopping us is a match where we get to kick the crap out of both the Alley Ratz and Kobra’s Law, the owners of this place had better get the contract ready for our title shot.
Brenda: What about you, Sean?
Sean pulls a piece of paper out of his sporran and reads from it.
S O’B: Brenda, how would you describe what happened at Guys’ Night Out?
She shrugs.
S O’B: How about this for example: a fluke, a stroke of good fortune, a lucky break, an accident – all these are words that entail what happened at Guys’ Night Out when Extrano managed to beat me. Actually, I know what happened: he sold his soul to the devil, and I don’t mean Vince McMahon.
He crumbles up the paper and tosses it at the camera.
S O’B: At the next SNW pay-per-view, Extrano (pronounced Extra-No) won’t have luck on his side. He’ll be in my type of match: a submission match. This is my element. I’m going to beat you into submission at the pay-per-view, because I can.
Spiccoli: 2008 is coming to an end. What better way to start 2009 than with the Williams Brothers becoming tag team champions for a 3rd time in three separate companies. Their resume’ speaks for itself: NAWA Tag Team Champions, PCW Tag Team Champions and soon, very, very soon: SNW Texas Tag Team Champions.
Brenda: Thank you very much, gentlemen …
Marcus: Hold on there, toots. I’ve got one more thing to say. I know what all the so-called experts on the internet are saying before we even finish this interview: The Alley Ratz are the ones who beat us for the NAWA Tag Titles and Kobra’s Law are the ones that beat us for the PCW tag titles. Well, all I can say about that is: payback’s a bitch!
Marcus smirks at Brenda, looks her up and down, and the Unholy Trinity exit the scene.
*****
Sean’s shirt: