Post by Mr. Grinch on Dec 19, 2008 12:11:33 GMT -6
*Scene opens with Brenda Price about to interview the Tru Playas.*
BP-"Tru Playas, what are your thoughts on competiting for a title shot later down the line?"
DD-"Brenda, my dear Brenda, it goes like this. I'm going to win the battle royal this weekend. It would be a wonderful Christmas present from the SNW besides my weekly check. I haven't had a chance for a title in years. What does this mean? More money for me. More opportunities to be on tv. The fans will get a chance to see me beat these three up also."
CR-"Shut up. I'm winning this match. I've never competed for a title. I've been in this business off and on for far too long. Just once I would love to have something to show for it. Plus I get to beat Stank Lovve up."
CL-"Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm winning because I want to remind people of the class and dignity of Kerry Von Erich. He is a former world champion. He's beaten Ric FLair. He is the Yellow Rose. He's beaten Curt Henning. Those are two of the greatest wrestlers ever. It's debatable but I love those guys. Me holding the title will prove how great of a wrestler I am. Plus I get to beat up Devildog."
SL-"Why are we trying to beat each other up. Grant it, we all are in the same match. We also have several other great competitors in the match. I want my hands around Viper's neck but I am not obsessing over it. If it happens, So be it. All of us are vying for the same goal. Gold. And it will look good around my waist after throw you guys and beat up the future title holder."
BP-"There you have it folks. I caused an argument among these guys."
*Scene fades to black.*
BP-"Tru Playas, what are your thoughts on competiting for a title shot later down the line?"
DD-"Brenda, my dear Brenda, it goes like this. I'm going to win the battle royal this weekend. It would be a wonderful Christmas present from the SNW besides my weekly check. I haven't had a chance for a title in years. What does this mean? More money for me. More opportunities to be on tv. The fans will get a chance to see me beat these three up also."
CR-"Shut up. I'm winning this match. I've never competed for a title. I've been in this business off and on for far too long. Just once I would love to have something to show for it. Plus I get to beat Stank Lovve up."
CL-"Wait. Wait. Wait. I'm winning because I want to remind people of the class and dignity of Kerry Von Erich. He is a former world champion. He's beaten Ric FLair. He is the Yellow Rose. He's beaten Curt Henning. Those are two of the greatest wrestlers ever. It's debatable but I love those guys. Me holding the title will prove how great of a wrestler I am. Plus I get to beat up Devildog."
SL-"Why are we trying to beat each other up. Grant it, we all are in the same match. We also have several other great competitors in the match. I want my hands around Viper's neck but I am not obsessing over it. If it happens, So be it. All of us are vying for the same goal. Gold. And it will look good around my waist after throw you guys and beat up the future title holder."
BP-"There you have it folks. I caused an argument among these guys."
*Scene fades to black.*
