Post by SiMox on Dec 19, 2008 21:39:08 GMT -6
The scene opens up to what is obviously a studio setting. There’s electric cords running every which way on the floor and there’s an SNW backdrop that’s black with the company’s logo on it. There’s also a chair in front of the backdrop next to a stand with a glass of water on it. We hear some people talking from behind the camera, but after a few moments, we see Johnny Moxie…..one of the newest SNW superstars to sign a deal walk into view slowly. He’s wearing a dark blue suit with a light blue button up underneath it. He takes a seat in the chair that’s in front of the backdrop and then gets comfy, leaning back. After a few seconds, the camera starts to move in on him and he takes a few deep breaths before finally speak and looking up into the camera.
Moxie: You know, I know how it is to be the “new guy” in a company. I have been through this time and time before, I have experienced all of the practical jokes that can be done or even the ribs and moments meant to embarrass you, but NEVER before have I come into a company, been put into a match and been bombarded with stupidity as much as I have here in Sports Nutz Wrestling. I’m not going to lie, I expected the occasional person to go “who is this Moxie” or ‘what is this new guy doing in this match?”……but I’ve searched for some words that have been slug either at me or by my opponents this week and you know the conclusion that I’ve come to? I’m in a match…..a First Blood Battle Royal with a bunch of hair brained morons!
He shakes his head and then buries it into his hand as he shakes his head.
Moxie: SERIOUSLY, Jack Clinton, I don’t know what in the hell you’re thinking acting like you’re hot stuff, but COME ON! I’d be surprised if any of our fans can even understand anything that comes out of your mouth and I’m sure that it’s not for trying. Seriously, man, you can come up with better insults then what you did. You talked about SNW apparently hires any Joe Schmo off the street…..well, I think that you’re right. Just look, they hired you! You call yourself a God Standard? I say you aren’t even worth a damn penny! How you even expect to get anywhere in this battle royal or this business is a complete and utter mystery to me.
He leans forward and rests his forearms against his lap.
Moxie: Really, Clinton, when push comes to shove…..unlike you, I get to pushing! It just so happens that in this match I’m going to push you so damn hard, that hopefully you trip and fall against the ring steps. Maybe your head will crack open and I won’t have to taint my hands by actually getting the blood of a piece of crap like you on them.
He shakes his head and reaches over on the stand to take the cup of water. He lifts it up and takes a drink from it, then lowers the cup, but keeps it in his hands.
Moxie: Then there’s Andrew Smith. So, yeah, you DIDN’T call me Johnny Roxie. Like I believe that load of crap when it came out of your mouth. Whatever the case may be Smith…..whether you called Johnny Roxie or not, the fact of the matter is do you really think that you even remotely stand a chance against me in this match? You can talk, Smith, but my bet is that you can’t back up any of it. If you feel compelled enough, try to prove me wrong…..because, I think that you won’t even make it to the final five, let alone final four. But hey, I could be wrong……but I doubt it.
He takes another quick sip of water after he shakes his head briefly, this time he lowers the cup of water back onto the stand.
Moxie: Then there’s this circle jerk with Stank Lovve, Cerise Richardson, Candy Lovve and DevilDog. Really, are you guys deaf? Maybe you’re just plain old “E’literate” as they say back in that hood that you’re all from, but seriously……are you guys just acting that way or are all four of you really…..you know, dumb. Just by listening to you four fight amongst yourself, I had images float through my mind of all of four of you riding a short bus to school when you were kids. Seriously, though, what in the hell gives? Do you four just not like to pay attention or something, because if you would have looked at the card for It’s Christmas Damnit, you would have all seen that this First Blood Battle Royal, that we are all in as one big merry band of competitors, is a match where the top FOUR of us in this match go on to the tournament part of things to get to see who gets the Von Erich Memorial title shot. My lord, you four are so damn out of the loop that you getting anywhere near that title belt would be nothing more than a disgrace to the Von Erich name and that title belt.
He leans to the side now, resting his right arm against the arm of the chair and holding his head up with it.
Moxie: There’s Adriana Samu, too. Or should I say…..Adriana Shamu. Honestly, toots, you’re ego seems to be as big as a Killer Whale. I don’t honestly know what you are even doing in this match. Your little ran bored the hell out of my. If you ask me, I think all of the hype that I heard for you after I inked my SNW deal was nothing but lies. You don’t seem like any kind of superstar to me. All of the rumors that I heard about you actually supposedly being decent in the ring got me looking forward to facing you in this match-up, now I honestly don’t know. You certainly follow in the vein of uncharismatic wrestlers to come from Canada, so that isn’t new…..but I’m seriously wondering what to expect from you in this match. Are you going to take names and kick ass? Will you start off strong and eventually get eliminated? Or, will you just totally blow……
He shakes his head again and claps his hand together with a sigh.
Moxie: Well, all I have to say to the rest of you, is get ready boys and girls. Whether you’re Hannah, Rick Roll, Samu, Smith, or even Jack Clinton……all of you morons are going to learn by the end of the night that I’m not just some plebe newbie in the locker room of SNW, oh no! I am Johnny Moxie! I am The Revolution of Professional Wrestling! I am going to make it to the final four in this match and then I will become the number one contender to the Von Erich Memorial title and I will go on to win that belt. Why? Because I am just that damn good and above all else……I am change in SNW that EVERYONE can believe in!
Moxie: You know, I know how it is to be the “new guy” in a company. I have been through this time and time before, I have experienced all of the practical jokes that can be done or even the ribs and moments meant to embarrass you, but NEVER before have I come into a company, been put into a match and been bombarded with stupidity as much as I have here in Sports Nutz Wrestling. I’m not going to lie, I expected the occasional person to go “who is this Moxie” or ‘what is this new guy doing in this match?”……but I’ve searched for some words that have been slug either at me or by my opponents this week and you know the conclusion that I’ve come to? I’m in a match…..a First Blood Battle Royal with a bunch of hair brained morons!
He shakes his head and then buries it into his hand as he shakes his head.
Moxie: SERIOUSLY, Jack Clinton, I don’t know what in the hell you’re thinking acting like you’re hot stuff, but COME ON! I’d be surprised if any of our fans can even understand anything that comes out of your mouth and I’m sure that it’s not for trying. Seriously, man, you can come up with better insults then what you did. You talked about SNW apparently hires any Joe Schmo off the street…..well, I think that you’re right. Just look, they hired you! You call yourself a God Standard? I say you aren’t even worth a damn penny! How you even expect to get anywhere in this battle royal or this business is a complete and utter mystery to me.
He leans forward and rests his forearms against his lap.
Moxie: Really, Clinton, when push comes to shove…..unlike you, I get to pushing! It just so happens that in this match I’m going to push you so damn hard, that hopefully you trip and fall against the ring steps. Maybe your head will crack open and I won’t have to taint my hands by actually getting the blood of a piece of crap like you on them.
He shakes his head and reaches over on the stand to take the cup of water. He lifts it up and takes a drink from it, then lowers the cup, but keeps it in his hands.
Moxie: Then there’s Andrew Smith. So, yeah, you DIDN’T call me Johnny Roxie. Like I believe that load of crap when it came out of your mouth. Whatever the case may be Smith…..whether you called Johnny Roxie or not, the fact of the matter is do you really think that you even remotely stand a chance against me in this match? You can talk, Smith, but my bet is that you can’t back up any of it. If you feel compelled enough, try to prove me wrong…..because, I think that you won’t even make it to the final five, let alone final four. But hey, I could be wrong……but I doubt it.
He takes another quick sip of water after he shakes his head briefly, this time he lowers the cup of water back onto the stand.
Moxie: Then there’s this circle jerk with Stank Lovve, Cerise Richardson, Candy Lovve and DevilDog. Really, are you guys deaf? Maybe you’re just plain old “E’literate” as they say back in that hood that you’re all from, but seriously……are you guys just acting that way or are all four of you really…..you know, dumb. Just by listening to you four fight amongst yourself, I had images float through my mind of all of four of you riding a short bus to school when you were kids. Seriously, though, what in the hell gives? Do you four just not like to pay attention or something, because if you would have looked at the card for It’s Christmas Damnit, you would have all seen that this First Blood Battle Royal, that we are all in as one big merry band of competitors, is a match where the top FOUR of us in this match go on to the tournament part of things to get to see who gets the Von Erich Memorial title shot. My lord, you four are so damn out of the loop that you getting anywhere near that title belt would be nothing more than a disgrace to the Von Erich name and that title belt.
He leans to the side now, resting his right arm against the arm of the chair and holding his head up with it.
Moxie: There’s Adriana Samu, too. Or should I say…..Adriana Shamu. Honestly, toots, you’re ego seems to be as big as a Killer Whale. I don’t honestly know what you are even doing in this match. Your little ran bored the hell out of my. If you ask me, I think all of the hype that I heard for you after I inked my SNW deal was nothing but lies. You don’t seem like any kind of superstar to me. All of the rumors that I heard about you actually supposedly being decent in the ring got me looking forward to facing you in this match-up, now I honestly don’t know. You certainly follow in the vein of uncharismatic wrestlers to come from Canada, so that isn’t new…..but I’m seriously wondering what to expect from you in this match. Are you going to take names and kick ass? Will you start off strong and eventually get eliminated? Or, will you just totally blow……
He shakes his head again and claps his hand together with a sigh.
Moxie: Well, all I have to say to the rest of you, is get ready boys and girls. Whether you’re Hannah, Rick Roll, Samu, Smith, or even Jack Clinton……all of you morons are going to learn by the end of the night that I’m not just some plebe newbie in the locker room of SNW, oh no! I am Johnny Moxie! I am The Revolution of Professional Wrestling! I am going to make it to the final four in this match and then I will become the number one contender to the Von Erich Memorial title and I will go on to win that belt. Why? Because I am just that damn good and above all else……I am change in SNW that EVERYONE can believe in!
