Post by ykmn on Dec 11, 2008 22:33:35 GMT -6
(Scene opens in the apartment of The Alley Ratz. Several Christmas decorations are set up around and two stockings hang from a wall. One says "Twitch" the other says "Eddy". A Christmas tree is set up(the tree resembles the one featured in A Charlie Brown Christmas.) Twitch and Eddy walk into the living room both wearing Santa Clause hats. Eddy also has on a White T Shirt and Black Pyjama pants. Twitch wears an old NWO Wolfpac T Shirt and Blue Shorts.)
Eddy:Can you believe it's almost X Mas?
Twitch:Wait what did you just call it?
Eddy:X Mas.
Twitch:No, it's not X Mas, that's the retard way of saying it, it's Christmas.
Eddy:Are you calling me a retard?
Twitch:If the special helmet fits.
Eddy:That's it, your going down.
(Eddy and Twitch lock up in a collor and elbow tie up. But soon break when there is a knock at the door.)
Eddy:Alright, this isn't over.
(Eddy goes to the door and opens it as a man and his two daughters start singing.)
Man,Kids:We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Eddy:Aw, thanks alot guys, that was nice.
Man:Thank you.(The family stats walking away.) See girls I told you the homosexuals would like it.
Eddy:Hey were not gay, were life mates, but were hetero life mates.
Twitch:Close the door for god sakes.
(Eddy slams the door shut.)
Eddy:Can you believe that, calling us gay, just because were two young guys living in an apartment together.
Twitch:Does sound kind of weird.
Eddy:A little, but oh well. So where were we?
(Eddy and Twitch go to lock up again. But Twitch holds his hands out.)
Twitch:Wait, why are doing this? This is stupid, we shouldn't be fighting each other, it's almost Christmas, a time for peace and unity, and good will twoards men.
Eddy:Your right Twitch, it is X Mas time, we shouldn't be fighting, we should be getting along and eating Ginger Bread Houses. Let's put this behind us.
(Eddy and Twitch give each other high fives. Eddy turns his back but Twitch sneaks up behind him and applys a Tazzmission.)
Twitch:Idiot, can't believe you fell for that.
(Eddy struggles as Twitch keeps the Tazzmission on. Eddy struggles a bit before falling back as Twitch still has him in the Tazzmission.)
Twitch:Come on, your just another victim, your just another victim.
(Eddy taps out on the floor as Twitch lets him go. Eddy starts coughing.)
Eddy:Cheap ass SOB.
Twitch:Hey, never let your guard down, never.
Eddy:Screw you.
(Eddy coughs a bit more.)
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(Twitch and Eddy stand together in an outside location. Both are wearing Black Parkas.)
Twitch:Hey there SNW, if your wondering why were doing this outside, well it's simple, we lost the keys to our apartment.
Eddy:Correction, you lost the keys.
Twitch:Hey, the story behind how I lost the keys isn't important right now. What's important is that we talk a bit about our upcoming number one contender match at the next SNW event. And seeing as we have to wait about an hour till the landlord comes and brings us a spare, we have time.
Eddy:Time indeed.
Twitch:Alright, It's Christmas Dammit, we have another chance to get a chance at becoming the next challengers to the SNW Tag Team Title.
Eddy:Something we've wanted for a long time.
Twitch:This is the last SNW event of 2008, and what better way could we end the year but by becoming the next number contenders to the SNW Tag Titles.
Eddy:We could go see The Spirit, that would be a good way to do so.
Twitch:Yeah, but I mean before that. We will be the next challengers, and whoever the champions are at that time, you better be thinking about us The Alley Ratz, the fan favourites, the most loved tag team in all of SNW.
Eddy:It's a Christmas present to ourselves, being able to beat the monstrous tag teams of The Williams and Kobra's Law. It's not the best Christmas presents to ourselves because we are going to that WWE House Show.
Twitch:Yeah is that the Raw brand or Smackdown. Cause I really want to get Vladamir Kozlov's autograph.
Eddy:Not sure, but the Alley Ratz will be the next challengers, and we will be the new SNW tag team champions at the start of 2009.
Twitch:Or else.
Eddy:Or else what?
Twitch:I just thought that sounded cool.
Eddy:So SNW, if we don't get the chance, have a happy holidays.
Twitch:And a happy new year, try not to get to drunk or high or both.
Scene ends
Eddy:Can you believe it's almost X Mas?
Twitch:Wait what did you just call it?
Eddy:X Mas.
Twitch:No, it's not X Mas, that's the retard way of saying it, it's Christmas.
Eddy:Are you calling me a retard?
Twitch:If the special helmet fits.
Eddy:That's it, your going down.
(Eddy and Twitch lock up in a collor and elbow tie up. But soon break when there is a knock at the door.)
Eddy:Alright, this isn't over.
(Eddy goes to the door and opens it as a man and his two daughters start singing.)
Man,Kids:We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
Eddy:Aw, thanks alot guys, that was nice.
Man:Thank you.(The family stats walking away.) See girls I told you the homosexuals would like it.
Eddy:Hey were not gay, were life mates, but were hetero life mates.
Twitch:Close the door for god sakes.
(Eddy slams the door shut.)
Eddy:Can you believe that, calling us gay, just because were two young guys living in an apartment together.
Twitch:Does sound kind of weird.
Eddy:A little, but oh well. So where were we?
(Eddy and Twitch go to lock up again. But Twitch holds his hands out.)
Twitch:Wait, why are doing this? This is stupid, we shouldn't be fighting each other, it's almost Christmas, a time for peace and unity, and good will twoards men.
Eddy:Your right Twitch, it is X Mas time, we shouldn't be fighting, we should be getting along and eating Ginger Bread Houses. Let's put this behind us.
(Eddy and Twitch give each other high fives. Eddy turns his back but Twitch sneaks up behind him and applys a Tazzmission.)
Twitch:Idiot, can't believe you fell for that.
(Eddy struggles as Twitch keeps the Tazzmission on. Eddy struggles a bit before falling back as Twitch still has him in the Tazzmission.)
Twitch:Come on, your just another victim, your just another victim.
(Eddy taps out on the floor as Twitch lets him go. Eddy starts coughing.)
Eddy:Cheap ass SOB.
Twitch:Hey, never let your guard down, never.
Eddy:Screw you.
(Eddy coughs a bit more.)
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(Twitch and Eddy stand together in an outside location. Both are wearing Black Parkas.)
Twitch:Hey there SNW, if your wondering why were doing this outside, well it's simple, we lost the keys to our apartment.
Eddy:Correction, you lost the keys.
Twitch:Hey, the story behind how I lost the keys isn't important right now. What's important is that we talk a bit about our upcoming number one contender match at the next SNW event. And seeing as we have to wait about an hour till the landlord comes and brings us a spare, we have time.
Eddy:Time indeed.
Twitch:Alright, It's Christmas Dammit, we have another chance to get a chance at becoming the next challengers to the SNW Tag Team Title.
Eddy:Something we've wanted for a long time.
Twitch:This is the last SNW event of 2008, and what better way could we end the year but by becoming the next number contenders to the SNW Tag Titles.
Eddy:We could go see The Spirit, that would be a good way to do so.
Twitch:Yeah, but I mean before that. We will be the next challengers, and whoever the champions are at that time, you better be thinking about us The Alley Ratz, the fan favourites, the most loved tag team in all of SNW.
Eddy:It's a Christmas present to ourselves, being able to beat the monstrous tag teams of The Williams and Kobra's Law. It's not the best Christmas presents to ourselves because we are going to that WWE House Show.
Twitch:Yeah is that the Raw brand or Smackdown. Cause I really want to get Vladamir Kozlov's autograph.
Eddy:Not sure, but the Alley Ratz will be the next challengers, and we will be the new SNW tag team champions at the start of 2009.
Twitch:Or else.
Eddy:Or else what?
Twitch:I just thought that sounded cool.
Eddy:So SNW, if we don't get the chance, have a happy holidays.
Twitch:And a happy new year, try not to get to drunk or high or both.
Scene ends
