Post by Mr. Grinch on Oct 29, 2008 9:14:08 GMT -6
*Scene opens with Everyone's Favorite Playas along with Cerise Richardson about to be interviewed by
Brenda Price.*
BP-"I'm Brenda Price and here with-"
SL-"Stank Lovve."
AS-"I'm Adriana Samu."
CL-"I'm Candy Lovve."
CR-"I'm Cerise Richardson."
DD-"I'm De-"
BP-"Darkwing Duck?"
DD-"What?"
BP-"That's what we found out last week."
DD-"Stop it. Just call me Double D."
BP-"Ok."
CL-"Hey, did you see-"
BP-"Before we get started, can't trash the competition?"
SL-"Are you serious?"
AS-"TNA does it all the time."
CR-"They try and steal our talent."
BP-"The powers that be didn't like that much. Next time, you will be fined."
DD-"Damn. The suits have spoken."
BP-"What we can talk is the next PPV. What are you planning?"
AS-"Afterparty."
CL-"CAn't ever beat a good after party."
SL-"Remember the ones from FCW?"
DD-"Those were the days."
CR-"Bonfires in the yard, the mute diving in the pool from the top of the house. Thong streaking."
AS(singing)-"Those were the days."
SL-"That's when we started being all in the family."
BP-"Look, can we talk about the actual matches? Can't you ever be serious?"
DD-"Not really. No fun."
CR-"What's the point?"
CL-"Let's be serious for Brenda. She's new. Remember Barry Deley?"
AS-"Yeah. Barry loosened up after the first interview."
SL-"This is Brenda Price. Let's be serious."
DD-"We are mad as hell and we are not going to take this anymore."
Everyone-"Yeah."
DD-"We have been flimflammed by the Sinning Trinity."
BP-"It's the Unholy Trinity."
CR-"Don't interrupt. He's on a role."
DD-"I butchered their names so what? We were bamboozled. Hoodwinked. We haven't gone to Plymouth Rock.
But we might go one day."
BP-"WHat?"
CL-"Don't interrupt. He's the serious one."
DD-"Williams Brothers, Viper, the man who wears a dress aka Sean O'brien. You have been causing
trouble for far too long. Especially at our expense. Sinning and being Unholy. Who cares. You have to
face quite possibly the most popular Faction this sport has ever seen."
CL-"That's right."
AS-"Right out."
CR-"That's right on."
AS-"Oh serious."
DD-"SInning Trinity, bring your best Undertaker's impersonation. We are bringing the beatings. Any
questions?"
SL-"You butchered their names again."
DD-"What's the worst thing they are going to do? Beat us up?"
They all laugh.
CR-"I'm teaming with Enigmah and Hannah. Enigmah, don't worry about me not pulling my weight. I don't care if you are the self-appointed team captain. I don't even like being called a diva no more than you do. I have 3 words for you. Just win baby."
BP-"There you have it. Just win-"
SL-"PEace. Lovve. We're winning this weekend at NAtural Selection. Brenda, we look forward to having
you as our full-time interviewer."
BP-"I am?"
SL-"Believe it, playa!!!!"
BP-"What have I gotten myself into?"
*Scene fades to black.*
Brenda Price.*
BP-"I'm Brenda Price and here with-"
SL-"Stank Lovve."
AS-"I'm Adriana Samu."
CL-"I'm Candy Lovve."
CR-"I'm Cerise Richardson."
DD-"I'm De-"
BP-"Darkwing Duck?"
DD-"What?"
BP-"That's what we found out last week."
DD-"Stop it. Just call me Double D."
BP-"Ok."
CL-"Hey, did you see-"
BP-"Before we get started, can't trash the competition?"
SL-"Are you serious?"
AS-"TNA does it all the time."
CR-"They try and steal our talent."
BP-"The powers that be didn't like that much. Next time, you will be fined."
DD-"Damn. The suits have spoken."
BP-"What we can talk is the next PPV. What are you planning?"
AS-"Afterparty."
CL-"CAn't ever beat a good after party."
SL-"Remember the ones from FCW?"
DD-"Those were the days."
CR-"Bonfires in the yard, the mute diving in the pool from the top of the house. Thong streaking."
AS(singing)-"Those were the days."
SL-"That's when we started being all in the family."
BP-"Look, can we talk about the actual matches? Can't you ever be serious?"
DD-"Not really. No fun."
CR-"What's the point?"
CL-"Let's be serious for Brenda. She's new. Remember Barry Deley?"
AS-"Yeah. Barry loosened up after the first interview."
SL-"This is Brenda Price. Let's be serious."
DD-"We are mad as hell and we are not going to take this anymore."
Everyone-"Yeah."
DD-"We have been flimflammed by the Sinning Trinity."
BP-"It's the Unholy Trinity."
CR-"Don't interrupt. He's on a role."
DD-"I butchered their names so what? We were bamboozled. Hoodwinked. We haven't gone to Plymouth Rock.
But we might go one day."
BP-"WHat?"
CL-"Don't interrupt. He's the serious one."
DD-"Williams Brothers, Viper, the man who wears a dress aka Sean O'brien. You have been causing
trouble for far too long. Especially at our expense. Sinning and being Unholy. Who cares. You have to
face quite possibly the most popular Faction this sport has ever seen."
CL-"That's right."
AS-"Right out."
CR-"That's right on."
AS-"Oh serious."
DD-"SInning Trinity, bring your best Undertaker's impersonation. We are bringing the beatings. Any
questions?"
SL-"You butchered their names again."
DD-"What's the worst thing they are going to do? Beat us up?"
They all laugh.
CR-"I'm teaming with Enigmah and Hannah. Enigmah, don't worry about me not pulling my weight. I don't care if you are the self-appointed team captain. I don't even like being called a diva no more than you do. I have 3 words for you. Just win baby."
BP-"There you have it. Just win-"
SL-"PEace. Lovve. We're winning this weekend at NAtural Selection. Brenda, we look forward to having
you as our full-time interviewer."
BP-"I am?"
SL-"Believe it, playa!!!!"
BP-"What have I gotten myself into?"
*Scene fades to black.*
