Post by Jillie on Nov 25, 2008 19:27:57 GMT -6
OOC Note: Jillie has obtained permanent permission from Viper to use his characters in her promos and vice versa while Adriana Samu is a member of the SINdicate. Jillie would also like to point out, just in case, that the views expressed by Adriana Samu, specifically about SNW management, are not the views held by Jillie. 
Scene opens in a pub. C-Pac, Doomsday and Viper are all sitting around a table, each with a beer. There is an empty seat with an untouched beer sitting in front of it.
V: I’m telling you, she’s not going to drink it. She doesn’t drink.
C: Whatever, she doesn’t drink. Listen to this guy; he knows her SO well.
D: Well I hope he knows her well enough…
V: You guys don’t have any faith. Just you wait.
C: Yeah. That’s what you said about the Russian Whore, too…
Doomsday nods toward the door, through which “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu has just walked. She is holding a piece of paper in her hand and has a big grin on her face.
D: What are you smiling about?
AS: Have you seen the card yet?
Adriana climbs up on her bar stool and eyes the beer, but doesn’t touch it.
C: Yeah, we’ve got Xtreme Team this week.
AS: And…
Adriana is met with three blank stares. She slaps the paper down on the table.
AS: And…I’m going to be ringside to “help out.”
D: I think we can handle those two spot monkeys ourselves, thank you.
AS: Oh, I know you can. There is no doubt in my mind that I’ll be seeing Dave and Syco suspiciously resembling a steaming heap of crap by the time you’re done with them.
C: I thought you guys were pals.
AS: Please. How many times to I have to explain that I have turned over a new leaf. Where were they when I was sitting at home contemplating my future in this business? The same place Stank was – nowhere near me. They have made the choice to not be my pals anymore by the absence of their support. So, if they are not my allies, they are my competition. And, since you ARE my allies, I am looking forward to you taking out some of my competition.
D: That still doesn’t explain what you’re so excited about.
AS: Check out who THEIR ringside help is.
C-Pac picks up the card.
C: Sara Canady…
D: I thought she was retired…
AS: Oh, she’s retired. Several times. But she is apparently back. Again. THAT is what I am excited about, boys. You see, I was originally a little pissed that I was not booked this week. Not only that, but it’s the day before my birthday. What better birthday present could SNW have given me but a well deserved title shot? But the powers that be in SNW have seen fit to put me in the ringside area with Sara Canady, instead. It’s like a free pass to kick ass. No refs, no ring, no rules. That slimy skank is not going to be able to help herself and she WILL interfere on behalf of her husband and his brother, and when she does, I will be ready and willing to take her out. SNW management seems to think they can just leave me off the card for the second week in a row? They think I’m just going to be content being the SINdicate valet? Well, I’m going to make sure they don’t forget who I am, what I am capable of, and how much I deserve to be in the ring by putting their new debut on the shelf before she even debuts. And this time, boys, she will be retiring for good.
A waitress comes by with four plates of food, burgers and fries for everyone.
W: Here’s your food, gentlemen. Oh, and lady!
AS: Aw, you guys ordered for me! Thanks!
V: No problem.
W: Is there anything else I can get for you?
AS: A Coke, if you don’t mind.
C: We ordered you a beer…
AS: Oh, thank you, but I don’t drink.
Adriana digs in to her burger as Viper makes an I-told-you-so gesture to his stable mates. C-Pac and Doomsday shake their heads and all four eat their food as the scene ends.
Scene opens in a pub. C-Pac, Doomsday and Viper are all sitting around a table, each with a beer. There is an empty seat with an untouched beer sitting in front of it.
V: I’m telling you, she’s not going to drink it. She doesn’t drink.
C: Whatever, she doesn’t drink. Listen to this guy; he knows her SO well.
D: Well I hope he knows her well enough…
V: You guys don’t have any faith. Just you wait.
C: Yeah. That’s what you said about the Russian Whore, too…
Doomsday nods toward the door, through which “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu has just walked. She is holding a piece of paper in her hand and has a big grin on her face.
D: What are you smiling about?
AS: Have you seen the card yet?
Adriana climbs up on her bar stool and eyes the beer, but doesn’t touch it.
C: Yeah, we’ve got Xtreme Team this week.
AS: And…
Adriana is met with three blank stares. She slaps the paper down on the table.
AS: And…I’m going to be ringside to “help out.”
D: I think we can handle those two spot monkeys ourselves, thank you.
AS: Oh, I know you can. There is no doubt in my mind that I’ll be seeing Dave and Syco suspiciously resembling a steaming heap of crap by the time you’re done with them.
C: I thought you guys were pals.
AS: Please. How many times to I have to explain that I have turned over a new leaf. Where were they when I was sitting at home contemplating my future in this business? The same place Stank was – nowhere near me. They have made the choice to not be my pals anymore by the absence of their support. So, if they are not my allies, they are my competition. And, since you ARE my allies, I am looking forward to you taking out some of my competition.
D: That still doesn’t explain what you’re so excited about.
AS: Check out who THEIR ringside help is.
C-Pac picks up the card.
C: Sara Canady…
D: I thought she was retired…
AS: Oh, she’s retired. Several times. But she is apparently back. Again. THAT is what I am excited about, boys. You see, I was originally a little pissed that I was not booked this week. Not only that, but it’s the day before my birthday. What better birthday present could SNW have given me but a well deserved title shot? But the powers that be in SNW have seen fit to put me in the ringside area with Sara Canady, instead. It’s like a free pass to kick ass. No refs, no ring, no rules. That slimy skank is not going to be able to help herself and she WILL interfere on behalf of her husband and his brother, and when she does, I will be ready and willing to take her out. SNW management seems to think they can just leave me off the card for the second week in a row? They think I’m just going to be content being the SINdicate valet? Well, I’m going to make sure they don’t forget who I am, what I am capable of, and how much I deserve to be in the ring by putting their new debut on the shelf before she even debuts. And this time, boys, she will be retiring for good.
A waitress comes by with four plates of food, burgers and fries for everyone.
W: Here’s your food, gentlemen. Oh, and lady!
AS: Aw, you guys ordered for me! Thanks!
V: No problem.
W: Is there anything else I can get for you?
AS: A Coke, if you don’t mind.
C: We ordered you a beer…
AS: Oh, thank you, but I don’t drink.
Adriana digs in to her burger as Viper makes an I-told-you-so gesture to his stable mates. C-Pac and Doomsday shake their heads and all four eat their food as the scene ends.
