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Post by emokid on Oct 1, 2008 14:37:35 GMT -6
(Emo Kid and Hannah stand next to the statue of Big Tex. Emo Kid sports the usual; tight jeans, black converses, and a tight SNW T-shirt. Hannah wears a black skirt, black skirt, black stillettos, and a white blouse.)
EMO KID: I'm going to make the shocker of of the year. I admit to liking the State Fair. It has held many memorable events. Many people have played here. Nothing is going to top Emo Kid defeating Andy Lionheart.
Andy, nothing is going to stop me from beating you senseless. I'm not going to let last week repeat itself. I'm putting all my shots on you. This is a Taipei Death Match, a match that favor the cutter. Look at these wrists. If I can do this to myself, imagine what I can do to you. Andy, I have made many people bleed in the past. I want to make you one of them. After the match, Andy, I will be victorious, making it 2-1. Andy I'm going to decimate you, like you have never felt before.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen, Enjoy your corn dog, giant pretzel, or fried oreos. While you, the average American, gorges your fat body with unthinkable amounts of food, I'm going to be victorious over Andy Lionheart. Andy, come Guys Night Out, EMO KID WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!
(Hannah smirks, and they both make out as the camera fades to black.)
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