Post by Hollywood on Oct 7, 2008 17:56:09 GMT -6
With just a few days left before the big four corners tag match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles in Pilot Point, Texas, SNW co-owner Gordon Heath decided to call a press conference in Valley Ranch, Texas. Conspicuous by their absences were Codi Shane and Matt Margera. Codi Shane felt it was best to convalesce as a result of the street fight she had with Wench on Guys Night Out over the weekend, and Matt Margera cited that she needed someone to "console" her.
Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller took their seats at the press conference table.
GORDIE
As you all know, this upcoming weekend on SNW Onslaught, the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles will go on the line in a four corners tag match which will see the Sports Nutz take on the Alley Ratz, Xtreme Team, and the champions Wench and Goryokaku.
CRAIG
Bless you.
Everyone in the room groaned at the lame joke as Gordie rolled his eyes.
GORDIE
Craig, that joke ran it's course Saturday night.
CRAIG
Sorry.
GORDIE
Now, we'll take any questions you all have.
REPORTER #1
What do you say about people who are calling the Sports Nutz "choke artists," seeing as that the last two times that the Sports Nutz had an opportunity to win the tag titles of the promotion they were wrestling for, they lost?
DUNPORK
Choke artists?! People call us choke artists based on what happened in two matches, both of which took place almost a year apart?! Now the Dallas Mavericks? Those are choke artists. But us, the Sports Nutz? Let's have a run down of all the titles we've won. FCW Tag Titles, RMW Tag Titles, UHW Tag Titles, NAWA Tag Titles, and WRF Tag Titles.
CRAIG
And don't forget, George, that we became the first tag team to win the grand slam of tag team championships, several months before the Dudleys could brag about doing the same.
DUNPORK
Now are there any intelligent questions to be asked?
REPORTER #2
Looking ahead to Natural Selection, is there any concern as to who the Dark Ones could name as their mystery partner?
CRAIG
They could announce that Ric Flair came out of retirement, and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to us, because no matter who they throw at us, they will have no choice but to respect the Sports Authoritah!
REPORTER #3
Mr. Heath, do you feel that it's a conflict of interest for you to be at ringside for this match, seeing as that you're the co-owner of SNW?
GORDIE
Not at all. Jerry Jones goes down to the sidelines all the time at Dallas Cowboys games to help inspire the team. And last I checked, he owned that team and could do as he pleased. Likewise, I own SNW and can do what I please.
REPORTER #3
But Vince Bischoff is majority owner, is he not?
GORDIE
He may be majority owner, but he's aware of how knowledgeable I am about this business and consults with me more often than not when it comes to major decisions. Now I must apologize that our time is short, but George and Craig are to be at a meet and greet in about an hour, so we must end this press conference. Thank you all for coming out today.
Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller took their seats at the press conference table.
GORDIE
As you all know, this upcoming weekend on SNW Onslaught, the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles will go on the line in a four corners tag match which will see the Sports Nutz take on the Alley Ratz, Xtreme Team, and the champions Wench and Goryokaku.
CRAIG
Bless you.
Everyone in the room groaned at the lame joke as Gordie rolled his eyes.
GORDIE
Craig, that joke ran it's course Saturday night.
CRAIG
Sorry.
GORDIE
Now, we'll take any questions you all have.
REPORTER #1
What do you say about people who are calling the Sports Nutz "choke artists," seeing as that the last two times that the Sports Nutz had an opportunity to win the tag titles of the promotion they were wrestling for, they lost?
DUNPORK
Choke artists?! People call us choke artists based on what happened in two matches, both of which took place almost a year apart?! Now the Dallas Mavericks? Those are choke artists. But us, the Sports Nutz? Let's have a run down of all the titles we've won. FCW Tag Titles, RMW Tag Titles, UHW Tag Titles, NAWA Tag Titles, and WRF Tag Titles.
CRAIG
And don't forget, George, that we became the first tag team to win the grand slam of tag team championships, several months before the Dudleys could brag about doing the same.
DUNPORK
Now are there any intelligent questions to be asked?
REPORTER #2
Looking ahead to Natural Selection, is there any concern as to who the Dark Ones could name as their mystery partner?
CRAIG
They could announce that Ric Flair came out of retirement, and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to us, because no matter who they throw at us, they will have no choice but to respect the Sports Authoritah!
REPORTER #3
Mr. Heath, do you feel that it's a conflict of interest for you to be at ringside for this match, seeing as that you're the co-owner of SNW?
GORDIE
Not at all. Jerry Jones goes down to the sidelines all the time at Dallas Cowboys games to help inspire the team. And last I checked, he owned that team and could do as he pleased. Likewise, I own SNW and can do what I please.
REPORTER #3
But Vince Bischoff is majority owner, is he not?
GORDIE
He may be majority owner, but he's aware of how knowledgeable I am about this business and consults with me more often than not when it comes to major decisions. Now I must apologize that our time is short, but George and Craig are to be at a meet and greet in about an hour, so we must end this press conference. Thank you all for coming out today.
