Rick Roll interviews.....

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(In the background you can hear "Never Gonna Give You Up," by Rick Astley. Rick Roll sits down wearing an SNW T-Shirt, and Blue jeans. He sits down between two giant screens)

RICK ROLL: What's up, SNW fan Universe. Rick Roll oer here. This week I team with my homegirl Enigmah to fight Slow Reaper, and "Kid Blunder" Alex Daniels. I kept thinking, I've been out for a few weeks. Why? I have no clue. But I thought, maybe I should interview my opponents. So, ladies and gentlemen, joining us VIA Sattelite "Kid Blunder" Alex Daniels.

(Canned applause is heard, as a picture of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is shown with just his mouth moving. It is apparent it is just Rick Roll's voice. For the sake of not getting yelled at, He will be labeled as Kid Blunder)

KID BLUNDER: Wait, where do you get off calling me blunder. I'm Alex Daniels. I'm better than you.


RICK ROLL: Cool your jets, Blunder.

KID BLUNDER: (to himself) I'm the greatest.

RICK ROLL: And my other guest, also joining us via satellite, Slow Reaper.

(A Picture of Soul Reaper is shown on screen)

RICK ROLL: And how are you today, Reaper?

SLOW REAPER: MMMM MMMMM MMM MMMMM MMMM MMM MMM

RICK ROLL: What was that?

SLOW REAPER: MMMM MMMM MMM MMMMMM MMM MMMMMM MMM

RICK ROLL: Oh, wait there's no hole in your mask. Wait, let me just remove that....... (Reaches over to the screen and "tugs" on the mask) There we go/

(Reaper coughs, and has a threatningly demonic voice, but is slow. Not retarded, but on ether)

SLOW REAPER: Thaaaaaannnnk youuuu Riiiicckk Rolllll.

RICK ROLL: Mighty obliged to.....

SLOW REAPER: Fooooorrrr reeeeeemoooooviiiiiiing myyyy maaaaask

KID BLUNDER: Just give him time, Rick.

SLOW REAPER: Nooooowwwww IIIII caaann Breeeeeaaaathe.

RICK ROLL: Well I....

SLOW REAPER: Thiiiiiiis feeeeeeels greaaaaaaaat.

RICK ROLL: (Apathetically) Are you done?

SLOW REAPER: Yeeeeeeeeessssss

RICK ROLL: Great, Now Blun....

SLOW REAPER: IIIIIIIIIII'mmmm doooooone

RICK ROLL: (irritated grunt, and then a smile) Blunder, you have a knack for calling out people you claim to be better than. Why is that? and if that's the case, why not retire now, because you have nothing to prove.

KID BLUNDER: Stupid question, next. I don't have a lot of time. I have an appointment with a mirror. I have to look at myself and remind myself of how perfect I am.

RICK ROLL: Reaper, are you on shrooms?

SLOW REAPER: Noooooooo, IIIIII'mmmmm Juuuuust eeeevillllll.

RICK ROLL: You? Evil? No, go on.

SLOW REAPER: Yeeeeeeeessssss IIIIIIII aaaaaammmm . IIIII caaaaan cooooonnnnjure uuuuuuppp eeeeeeevillllll spiiiiiiirrrriiiiiits, tooooo.

RICK ROLL: Kid Bliunder, how about a word association?

KID BLUNDER: Yeah, sure.

RICK ROLL: I'll give you a list of words, and.....

KID BLUNDER: I know what a word association is. I'm better than you.

RICK ROLL:Stank Lovee

KID BLUNDER: I can beat him.

RICK ROLL: Omerta

KID BLUNDER: I can beat him.

RICK ROLL: Goryokaku

KID BLUNDER: Listen I can beat everyone at everything.

(Starts to cry)

KID BLUNDER: I'm the greatest in the world.

(Blubering, sobbing)

SLOW REAPER: IIIIIIII thiiiiiiinnnnnkkkkk weeeeee neeeeeeddd toooooo stoooooppppp thiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss iiiiiiiiiiinnnnttttttteeeeeeerrrrrrvvvvviiiiiiiieeeeeeewwwwww.

RICK ROLL: You know what, I agree. From wherever the hell I'm at,This is Rick Roll saying.........I hope the two of you are ready to get your asses handed to you at Onslaught this Sunday.

(Picks up a baseball bat and smashes both screens)

RICK ROLL: I'll bet you didn't see that one coming........did you?

(Rick Roll smiles as the scene fades to black.)